I got fired today.
I'd jaywalk but I can't afford getting a ticket.
Nooooooooooooooo.
Change you stupid light.
Augh!
A cat?
Or . . . maybe a dog . . .
Huh...
Guhhhhh! Guhhhh!
GUHHHH! I'm such a loser.
Oof! My gutsss . . . my gutsss . . . (knocking)
Coming!
Hey
Hey, Deckard.
I heard you lost your job.
Oh... uh, yeah. Too bad I can't make a career out of getting
fired, right? I'd be . . . like, a CEO or a manager? Which one's more impressive? President?
Are you going to be OK? . . .
Gahhhh!
Oh My God!
Oh, oh my God! Ah, wait! Uh, oh, I have uh, stuff for your stuff. . .
I got you ice for your for your crotch! I'm shoving the crotch ice under the door!
Oh. You're awake. Wanna split a cassarole?
Oh, hello.
Well, well . . .
What . . .?
Ah! . . . . WAIT!
Where are you guys going?
Why does this make me feel so sad?
AAAAAHHHH BAD DREAM! AAAHHHHH YOU WERE THERE! AAAAHHH LASAGNA'S GONE.
Mmmm?
AAAAHHHH I'M LATE!
Nooooo . . . no no noooooo . . . I wanna go hooooooome . . .
You have no documentable skills. You didn't manage to finish schooling past High School.
Your work history is spotty at best. This is a temp agency not a charity. We don't . . .
Hello? Bla bla boring phone talk Yes. All right. Great. Goodbye.
You took too long. Now your candy's gone. That's what happens. BKOWWWWW!
Hello, peon. Bow to me.
Ummm . . . no . . . thank you.
Why not?
Hey, dude . . . I got you pre ----se----nnnntsss! The pet store I used to work at is going out
of business.
Haha! ewww . . . .
Lucky us. So . . . lemme see . . .
I got you a bone . . . and wrapped a toy mouse around it . . . A blanket . . . Eggplant pillow
. . . dog food . . . cat food? . . . Shampoo . . . a leash . . . and rain boots!
Heh heh, yeah . . . Yeah . . .
Crap! I ran out of food money!
Relax, man. I'm not gonna eat YOUR food.
Aaaaaaah . . . AAAaaahhh . . . AAAAAAHHHHHH
Stop. No hitting.
There better not be anything scary cryptic written in here . . . I will scream SO. LOUD
. . .And then totally lose my marbles . . . Pretty stationary though.
Dear Puppycat . . .
Is that you?
Please report to fishbowl space for temp. work. Sign below.
Oh, lemme get you a pen . . .
Uhhhh? . . .
Hello? Anybody here?
I've been left behind . . .
I'm all alone . . .
Am i not good enough?
Hahahahaha EWWWWW!
AHHHHH Whaaaaaaat-
Theeeeeeeeeeeee-
Incoming.
Why - yeeeee!
Welcome, Puppycat. You look different. And hello, unrecognized intruder. Unfortunately,
due to increased security measures, you must now be incinerated.
She looks awed, the fire glows in her eyes.
Whoah . . .
Hey, you talk! . . . kind . . . of . . .
Oh! Like a trainee-shadow? Welcome! Initiating uniform assignment!
Peeeeewwwww!
Uhhh . . .
No. . . No, no, no, no, NO! I DON'T LIKE THIS OUTFIT!
Please proceed to fishbowl space.
Aaaaaaah
Aaaahhhh
Bleeauuuuugh
Let me know when you're done!
Um . . .
What are we doing?
Hi, Wallace.
Hi, Wallaaace.
What's wrong?
I miss my mama . . .
She's been gone FOREVER.
Awwwww . . .
Do you want something to drink?
No, thank you.
You want a snack?
No.
You wanna nap?
No.
He's so sad . . .
Don't cry, Wallace.
Can I have a story?
And then what?
That's it.
That's your ending? That's awful!
And very-
-interesting.
Wahhhh!
I knew it was you! Pretending it's just a fairy tale-
Ahhh!
Whuh?
-lying to children, making them look up to a hero; who, in really, -
Uhh . . .?
-is just an awful monster.
Awwww, SIIIIICK!
Puppycat!!
Let him GO!!
Bee!
I'm gonna kill you!
Don't tell me what to dooooo!
Ok . . .
Why, what's that gonna do . . .
WHATEVER.
Gwaauuugh!
Whoah . . .
Geeze . . .
Hey . . . was that story you told that fish true?
Did you forget how to talk again?
Aaaaaaahhhh!
Waauugh!
Woof.
Oh, my God; I'm so glad there wasn't anything sharp on my couch!
Whooo . . .
Bleh!
Wow!
Hey! Caaaaashh!
Whoah! Thank you!
And thanks for not letting temp bot burn me up. I think I'm gonna use my money to get
Deckard a casserole since he bought me a casserole . . .
Whatcha' usin' your money for?
Ignoring me again?
Fine.
I liked your fairy tale, Puppycat.
If you want, I can help you figure out a nice ending . . .