when's the last time I wash this
have I ever washed is that my period oh
god am i bleeding through my pants
toys smell oh no I was wearing this bra
last time we hooked up to now he's gonna
think I only own one bra
he thinks I'm disgusting ah time to poop
of course like what do you two
live here can you hang out outside of
the bathroom damn I thought I had a hair
tie wonder what happened to all the hair
ties I bought how on earth do I shed
this much and still have hair Oh God
I just made direct eye contact with his
penis I wonder what it would be like to
have a penis is one of my boobs bigger
than the other
oh yeah it definitely is oh my god did I
just pee a little or is that my period
or did I just get wet my secretly turned
on this thinks I don't know what
she said about me three weeks ago has
you noticed my mustache or maybe he's
looking at that one extra long piece of
hair in my chin oh maybe I'll wear a
dress today Oh pants it is damn I should
have washed my hair today do my
armpits know did I shake my armpits am i
pregnant wait I have had sex in two
months that's not possible unless I'm
the next Immaculate Conception oh my god
no one would even believe me
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