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Oh boy.
Oh no, this, this is starting to worry me, my friends.
This is starting to worry me, I hope I don't get killed.
I hope I don't get shot killed bro, I think it's gonna happen bro, oh, and we got the uh...
The century, the century!
Oh boy, come on, bro. Come on come on bro we got, we got a super spreader here.
Oh boy, the engine's up. He doesn't realize his engines up. But...
This is because... There you go... that's what happens...
When... There you go, guy, there you go. He has no idea that his engine is up.
There, you go...
He has no idea bro. There it is, there it is. Oh well no. I wonder why it doesn't go in gear...
Yep. nope! oh there we go. Welcome to the Chit Show, guys.
I know.
But in all fairness it's...
It's probably not his first time, but...
Wow guys, this is crazy I almost, I'm almost scared to be in the water right now.
Oh my god. What is this, bro?
Please do me a favor: clear the docks, clear the docks, please. oh... Oh my god. What is this, bro?
Please do me a favor: clear the docks, clear the docks, please. oh...
I think it's slow, bro. Oh man, this is not gonna be good. Guys, I don't take pleasure in this, I just want...
To go ahead and say that before anything happens.
All right, you're watching the Chit Show, my name is Alfred Montaner. Make sure you like and subscribe.
Leave your phone number, your cash up, everything. No, I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.
Oh boy, oh no, oh no. Oh God.
Oh God, I should... I'm not recording, I’m not...
Recording, I know I'm not recording, there's no way that this is gonna be recorded, bro.
Oh man...
All right so, at what point do people just start leaving the docks like, guys...
All right.
Normally like, if you're in an area and you hear...
You know *Alfred gun* hey, you should run, you should leave. And when you come...
To the boat ramp, and you see instability at the boat ramp, you should run.
Forget your vessel, forget everything, you just run. Literally, run. Ask questions later and run. Oh boy.
Oh boy, oh please, please dock it right, please.
*car horn*
All right, all right, all right, all right.
That was scary bro, I ain't even gonna lie, bro.
I'm glad that ended that way. We have the uh...
Sentry that was shot killing earlier wow, guys my heart rate is up,seriously.
Oh boy. But there he goes, he had to mess it up at the end bro. You were doing so good, bro.
Wow.
What a moment, what a moment in history. I know you guys were just as terrified as me, bro.
They've been coming in and, I don't know what is going on... but
Oh boy...
Oh oh, oh oh. Oh oh!
Come on, captain, you got this bro... Come on, captain.
Captain's coming in they're gonna be on YouTube, he's like I wanna be on YouTube, I was like, well...
You know, you gotta kind of... you know.
You got to be a part of the Chit Show, you got to take one for the team.
Oh, oh, oh oh! I think, I think he's gonna do it, my friends.
All right guys, there's a lot of wind against him right now, so...
If he just puts it in gear and just lets the boat idle to the other ramp he should be fine.
So, I told him to take a chill, he's got a bunch of people on the boat so all right guys, well...
I guess...
Uhm...
You guys are a part of the non-Chit Show cause that wasn't a Chit Show, that was a good job, captain.
So... but, having that said, they said they were at Boca Chita, they had a good time.
And uh, I don't know, maybe do we still have hope?
Oh, oh no, oh boy. What is going on over here, bro?
What is going on over here though? so this is a Chit Show for real, so...
Wait for it...
I don't know what's going on over here... But I think this guy has to...
Start this, starter...
Engine some way, I don't know what's going on over here.
He lied to me! He lied to me!
Woman- that's for sure!
Oh boy, oh no.
We're gonna... are we gonna try to do uh?
Something crazy over here at the boat ramp guys, what is going on at the boat ramp, guys?
Stay with me and wait, because this is how things just...
Materialize right there, guys.
This is there's, there's just a lot going on over here right now.
It's uh, it's getting closer to the later in the day, it's still hot... like you wouldn't imagine.
But uh...
Looks like these three boats were together, this little red one...
This one here and then...
This one back here as well.
But he's having a starter issue.
But when you're determined, you're determined, right?
Man- I don't have strength.
Man- you don't force the battery!
Man- the engine has to be restarted.
Who wants to bet that this uh...
Oh man, this is like a three for one guys house. Damn.
I gotta give you guys, the shot.
Oh boy.
Oh my goodness, oh boy, wait for it guys, wait for it.
Oh boy, here it comes the impact.
Here it comes the impact. Wait for it, I told you guys three for one...
Three for one guys. You got, you got herpes crabs, and general awards all in the same day, damn.
I told you bro, I told you, I told you bro, you shouldn't have gone to the club.
Oh boy, this guy over here is the...
This guy right here, is, the, super spreader!
Just kidding my friends, you're watching the Chit Show. My name is Alfred Montaner. And...
No...
Venereal diseases were caught while filming this video it was all meant for entertainment.
Just like those wandering souls.
That are watching the Chit Show live over here at Black Point Marina, so now...
I don't know. What do you guys think? We're not getting killed...
By the tree of death, because I am literally in the water.
So we got a, little boat right here.
When I say I'm in the water guys, I got my feet in the water, you know, it's low tide...
Fred the croc is probably going to eat me, but you know what, to get the shot sometimes...
You got to do, what you got to do.
So, and and...
And every now and then you gotta say: wait for it.
Aiden- You got Aiden in the house, number one! Alfred- there you go, Aiden!
Man- of course, because you don't know it too well...
Damn, we're gonna get shot killed.
Oh boy. Oh boy, oh my God. What is going on over here. Oh my God.
Oh they just got it started. oh my god if that thing goes in gear...
A lot of people are going to be hospitalized.
Oh my god what is going on here bro, what is going on here?
And I'm getting shot killed, to death.
To death.
Ahhhh...
What a shot kill bro.
Damn that's, that's gotta be one of my shot kill. That's a top 10 shot kill.
Man- come on, check the chain!
Alfred- all right, we'll do it again, maybe oh, now he comes to the other ramp and we're getting...
We're getting shot killed over here, my friends.
Wait for it.
All right, well...
So the, mercury engines...
Um... I don't know, I guess they're sponsoring this video. Huh!
That's humor guys humor, humor! Laugh, laugh!
Oh my God bro, there's literally boats blowing up and...
And I can't, I can't film what's going on because The Intrepid of Death. The Intrepid of Death!
What is going on over here at the Chit Show, guys? what is this? I feel like I'm on a bad acid trip.
Oh boy, nothing like having your lines gonna hit your prop soon.
Oh man...
There you go, somebody's telling him, there you go.
There you go, yeah...
Come on, there you go...
All right...
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