[PHONE TRILLING]
Michael speaking.
This is Korvo, the alien.
I'm calling to say **** you and **** your whole squad,
and I ****** your mom.
Woah!
Hey!
The ship is totally repaired.
We can finally leave this ****hole planet.
So long, Earth suckers.
Enjoy the melting ice caps.
[HEROIC MUSIC]
[ALARM BEEPING]
No, no, no, no, no, no.
[SCREAMING]
Dammit, how are we still so bad at this?
This puts us right back to where we were a year ago!
Oh my god.
Make a bigger deal about it, you poopy!
Yay!
We're still trapped on Earth!