Hey guys! Pack it up. We gotta storm coming.
Awe, come on guys! What's the worst that could...
Ow!
Watney!
Hey.
Forget it! He's Gone!
Wait what?!
Yeah you're probably right.
No guys I'm all right!
The Martian: Total Spoilage
You guys suck!
Sir, take a look at this!
My god! Are we certain that's Watney?
Eh, it's probably just the wind.
Even if we could send help it would take years!
And we couldn't afford one mistake.
I made water!
We've helped Watney hack the rover
Now he can send detailed messages about his situation.
I made potatoes!
Alright, Watney! Help is on the way!
*Bleep*
Wait! I figured it out!
My calculations show we could slingshot the Hermes around earth!
Like lost in space?
Yeah!
Like Apollo 13?
yeah.
Like Interstellar?
Yeah.
How'd you get in the building?
I made... beard!
Wooo!
Alright, Watney, this is our last shot!
Kay!
Alright guys! Here he comes!
He's not gonna make it!
He guys, check it out! I'm Iron Man!
He's too far away!
I've got an idea!
And that is how I survived Mars.
Any questi....