There are two weeks left until Christmas and
a lot of people are out buying christmas trees so I decided to send my writer
Adam to a Christmas tree lot to play a cashier named Kevin.
We set up hidden cameras and here's what happened.
>> Kevin the Cashier, played by Adam.
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>> Hi, can I help you guys?
>> Yes, we are looking for- >> A ten footer.
>> Can you ring the bell?
>> I thought you wanna help us.
>> Yeah, but you have to ring the bell for service.
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[SOUND] Can I help you?
>> [LAUGH] >> I would like a ten footer.
>> I think some of these back here are ten feet.
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See here.
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Oops.
Woops, timber. >> [LAUGH] I'll just get another one here.
Timber.
Hold on, let me get this.
Just, hold on, there goes another one, there goes another one.
Hold on. >> It's a pretty tree.
>> Yeah. Do you guys have pets?
>> Yeah.
>> What kind?
>> Huskies.
>> This tree, I think this tree is allergic to dogs.
>> Really? >> Some of the trees that it
messes with them yeah.
>> Isn't this just a noble fir?
>> It's a noble fir but it comes from a very noble line.
Very funky.
>> It's what now?
>> It's very sensitive, cuz it's a purebred.
>> [LAUGH] >> What's the difference
between a purebred noble and a noble fir that you buy at like Home Depot?
>> At Home Depot, they mix the trees together cuz its cheaper.
So they're not, these are like purebred for like 100 of years.
>> Ahh. >> Yeah.
What kind of trees are you guys looking for?
>> Like a nice green one.
>> [LAUGH] >> You wanna nice green one?
Yeah.
>> Mm. >> [LAUGH]
>> I don't see any like that.
>> [LAUGH] >> Maybe like a nine footer.
>> There's one that might be back here actually follow me.
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>> I lost him.
I mean, is there some sort of manager?
>> He's like a god**** mouse.
>> Welcome to Santa and Sons.
>> I didn't know Santa had sons.
>> I know Santa's elves.
>> Yeah, but I dont think there is like, biological children.
They're like some sort of Genetic experiment or something?
>> [LAUGH] >> You never really think about him and
the missus doing it.
>> [LAUGH] >> But if he has kids, he is.
>> [LAUGH] He goes at it sometimes.
>> [LAUGH] >> Do
you guys ever name your Christmas trees?
>> No, but I want to.
>> Like Michelle Branch or Chris Pine?
>> [LAUGH] >> Or Michael Douglas fir.
>> [LAUGH] >> or like Spruce Willis
>> [LAUGH]
>> Or Spruce Springsteen.
If the tree shortly cut.
That's one's a stretch.
>> We'll take this one.
>> You'll take this one?
Here, if you guys wanna go fairly I'll bring it out for you and wrap it up.
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I'll bring you up in just a second.
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Somebody's have machine that does this, so we got help you?
>> Can I help you?
>> Yeah, do you wanna just grab that end?
Walk around the bottom, there's a trick to it.
Yeah, just bring it around the bottom like that.
My goodness, I grab it.
>> Loop around the tree now.
>> I'm just gonna grab this piece under here.
I'm gonna bring it around, we're just.
And there you go, I'll throw it on your car.
[LAUGH] >> So let me ask you,
how much is this tree?
>> That's probably around 700.
>> Yeah, see, [CROSSTALK] >> I might be able
to cut it into two smaller trees, and then sell each for you, for less.
And then you can put it back together at home.
>> Do what? >> [LAUGH]
>> Cut it in half.
And sell you two smaller cheaper trees.
And you can somehow put them back together at home.
>> Dude, I don't know that.
Dude you're a trip dude.
Let's go. >> [LAUGH]
>> That comes with the base?
The $34.99 one?
>> That one is $34.99, yeah.
But then, this one up front here, those tree in front of it.
>> Yeah. >> They're all part of the family,
so we can't separate the family.
>> [LAUGH] >> So, if you buy that big one,
you have to buy that three children also.
So yeah, these trees are that tree's baby.
I can keep the two siblings together.
If you just want- >> I just want the little one.
>> This is the one that you're interested in, right?
Would you want one of the kids with it?
So that they're at least two and two going to the same home?
>> No.
>> No?
You know what, let me measure these and
see if they're old enough to be on their own.
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So once they're 4 feet they're old enough to be on their own, so
let me just see here.
That one is this could go off by itself but
these 2 are little young to be out there without the mother.
You guys just want this one alone, right?
All right, I'll try to get it out quick so
that the others don't realize what's happening.
And then they're just orphans now, but yeah.
I'll be honest with you guys, I don't actually work for the tree farm,
I work for the Ellen DeGeneres show.
I was just messing with you guys.
>> I was gonna say, dude.
>> I was just messing with you, I was just messing with you.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Well Adam, thanks so much.
We'll be right back.