- YOU LOOK GREAT AND RELAXED.
I'VE BEEN SEEING YOU SO DRESSED UP LATELY.
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU RELAXING.
- YEAH, WELL, MY FEET HURT.
- WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WEAR SHOES LIKE THAT.
- I KNOW, I THOUGHT SO,
BUT THEN-- THEN YOU DO.
- THEN YOU DO.
YOU END UP GOING, "THEY LOOK GOOD."
- YOU DO IT.
IT MAKES THE LEG LOOK GOOD.
I DON'T KNOW.
- YOU LOOK GOOD WITH OR WITHOUT THAT SHOE.
YOU LOOKED BEAUTIFUL AT THE GOLDEN GLOBES
THE OTHER NIGHT, BEAUTIFUL.
- THANK YOU.
OH, SWEET.
THANKS.
- NOW...
- YES.
[cheers and applause]
- I KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION,
BUT I'M GONNA ASK IT ANYWAY,
BECAUSE THE ENERGY IS--
NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU GO INTO IT THINKING,
"I'M GONNA RELAX AND ENJOY IT,"
IT'S SO FRENETIC.
DO YOU GET CAUGHT UP IN THAT ENERGY?
- IT'S A LITTLE NERVE-RACKING.
I MEAN, IT--IT'S-- YOU HAVE TO HAVE FUN.
OTHERWISE--AND NOT TAKE YOURSELF TOO SERIOUSLY.
- RIGHT.
- BUT I-I WAS GIVEN A TRICK THAT HAS HELPED ME TREMENDOUSLY
WALKING DOWN WITH THE PHOTOGRAPHERS,
'CAUSE WE'RE ACTORS; WE'RE NOT MODELS.
BUT, YOU KNOW, ALL THESE PEOPLE HAVE SPENT ALL THIS TIME
MAKING YOU DRESSES,
AND YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SHOW THEM OFF,
AND YOU'RE TOLD HOW TO STAND.
AND SO I THINK IT WAS ROBERT DE NIRO
WHO TOLD THIS TO SOMEONE, WHO TOLD THIS TO SOMEONE,
WHICH IS-- CAN I STAND UP?
- YEAH.
- WHEN YOU'RE IN FRONT OF THE...
[clears throat] CAMERAS.
SORRY, I WAS OUT LATE LAST NIGHT.
IF YOU HUM A SONG,
SOMEHOW, IT JUST MAKES YOU HAPPY,
AND YOU ALWAYS SMILE.
SO I DO THIS...
[humming]
THE WHOLE TIME.
AND NOW MY HUSBAND'S DOING IT,
WHICH IS HILARIOUS, 'CAUSE HE'S TONE-DEAF.
BUT HUMMING A SONG SUDDENLY MAKES EVERYTHING OKAY,
AND YOU JUST ARE LIKE,
[singing] "THIS IS SO SILLY
"BUT I'M SMILING, AND IT'S FINE,
AND IT'LL BE OVER SOON."
AND THEN IT'S OVER. - WOW.
- YEAH, IT'S A GOOD TRICK.
- IT IS A GOOD TRICK,
BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE TAKING PICTURES.
IF YOU'RE, LIKE, SOMEWHERE WHERE YOU HAVE TO TALK,
YOU CAN'T HUM AND TALK AT THE SAME TIME,
OR ELSE, THAT'S A PRETTY AMAZING TALENT.
- I KNOW, THAT'S TRUE.
AND--ALTHOUGH, IT WOULD BE A GREAT TALENT TO HAVE,
IF JUST ONE SIDE OF YOUR MOUTH WAS HUMMING.
- YOU COULD JUST HUM INSIDE.
- LIKE A VENTRILOQUIST. - YEAH.
BUT YOU SEEMED RELAX.
I SAW YOU--I SAT NEXT TO YOU FOR A MINUTE,
AT THE PEOPLE'S CHOICE AWARDS.
- AND THANK GOD YOU WERE THERE,
BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE ANY OF MY CAST WITH ME.
JOSH WAS ON HIS HONEYMOON.
THE KINGS, OUR CREATORS,
WHO SHOULD HAVE ACCEPTED THE DRAMA AWARD,
WERE IN ITALY.
GLAD EVERYONE'S VACATIONING WHILE I'M STILL WORKING.
- WHILE YOU'RE WORKING.
- NO, I WAS HAPPY TO REPRESENT.
BUT THEY THREW ME OUT THERE, AND I WAS BY MYSELF,
AND THERE YOU WERE, AND I GOT TO SIT NEXT TO YOU,
AND 14.
I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 14--
DO YOU HAVE A NEW HOUSE JUST FOR YOUR AWARDS?
- YES, THAT'S-- I BOUGHT A HOUSE FOR MY AWARDS.
I DON'T LIVE THERE, JUST THE AWARDS.
- JUST THE AWARDS.
YOU HAVE SOMEONE POLISH THEM FOR YOU.
- YEAH, EXACTLY.
NO, IT'S VERY FLATTERING.
IT'S AMAZING THAT I HAVE BEEN
THAT FORTUNATE THAT PEOPLE LIKE ME.
I LOVE IT.
SO LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR HOUSE,
BECAUSE YOUR HOUSE IS GORGEOUS.
YOU'RE ON THE COVER OF "ARCHITECTURAL DIGEST"
THIS MONTH.
AND, ACTUALLY, THE FEBRUARY ISSUE.
SO IT JUST CAME OUT, PROBABLY, RIGHT?
- YES, WELL, YES.
THERE'S A STORY BEHIND THAT.
BUT, YES.
IT CAME OUT-- IT CAME OUT THE DAY WE GOT BACK.
WE WENT SKIING FOR CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR.
WE THOUGHT IT WAS TIME TO PUT THE KID ON SKIS.
AND THEY SAID,
"YOUR 'ARCHITECTURAL DIGEST' CAME OUT."
'CAUSE WE REMODELED, AND I WAS EXCITED.
- AND YOU USED VICENTE WOLF, WHO'S AMAZING.
- WHO'S AMAZING.
- HE'S A GREAT DESIGNER. - HE'S SUCH A GREAT DESIGNER.
- OF COURSE YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF HOMES,
BUT ANYWAY, THE DAY IT CAME OUT ON THE STANDS,
WE WALKED IN FROM OUR VERY LONG
TRYING TO GET BACK TO NEW YORK CITY
IN THE MIDDLE OF A STORM, 30 HOURS, WHICH WAS FINE.
AND THE WHOLE TIME, I KEPT SAYING TO MY SON,
"WE HAVE OUR HEALTH.
"IT'S OKAY.
"EVERYTHING'S FINE.
WE HAVE OUR HEALTH."
AND WE ALL ACTUALLY ENJOYED IT.
WE WENT AND STAYED IN THE MARRIOTT IN DENVER.
I MEAN, THE AIRPORT MARRIOTT, THE BEDS WERE VERY COMFORTABLE.
WE WERE FINE.
AND THEN THEY LOST OUR LUGGAGE,
AND THAT'S FINE.
YOU KNOW, IT HAPPENS.
AND THEN WE WALKED IN TO OUR BRAND-NEW APARTMENT
WITH THIS-- WAS IN THE MAIL.
AND EVERYTHING WAS FLOODED.
THE WHOLE PLACE HAD COMPLETELY FLOODED FROM THE GUY UPSTAIRS.
- THE PIPES BURST, OR WHAT HAPPENED UPSTAIRS?
- HIS RADIATOR EXPLODED.
- OH, MAN.
- SO AT LEAST I HAVE PICTURES.
- YOU HAVE PICTURES OF WHAT IT-- WHAT IT USED TO LOOK LIKE,
AND THEY REALLY ARE-- THE HOUSE--
- [laughs]
- THE HOUSE LOOKS-- IT LOOKED AMAZING.
IT USED TO LOOK GREAT.
- HE DID AN AMAZING JOB.
- AND SO WHAT HAPPENS?
HOW LONG ARE YOU OUT WHILE THEY FIX IT?
- WELL, WE HAD TO GO TO ANOTHER HOTEL THAT NIGHT,
BECAUSE, HAVE YOU EVER HAD--
I MEAN, WHEN YOU HAVE WATER DAMAGE,
AND HONESTLY--THIS IS-- I CALL IT--
IT'S LIKE AN UPPER EAST SIDE PROBLEM,
BECAUSE THERE'S SO MANY PEOPLE--
WE'VE BEEN HELPING PEOPLE RECOVER FROM STORM SANDY,
SO I KNOW SO MANY PEOPLE DON'T HAVE HOMES.
- YEAH.
- LIKE, I'M NOT-- I REALLY, TRULY--
I TRIED TO HAVE PERSPECTIVE.
- YEAH.
- I DID OPEN THE DOOR AND BURST INTO TEARS,
AT WHICH POINT, MY SON SAID, "MAMA, WE HAVE OUR HEALTH."
- HOW OLD IS HE?
- HE--HE WAS--
- HOW OLD IS HE?
- HE'LL BE SIX ON FRIDAY.
- OH, THAT'S ADORABLE.
- "WE HAVE OUR HEALTH."
I'M LIKE, "THIS ISN'T HEALTHY."