And now, here's Krusty!
Oh knock it off your perverts.
Huh? Children, remain calm. The Falkland Islands have just been invaded. I repeat, the Falklands have just been invaded.
He's my favorite fictional character.
Ooo, it's so late. You kids have to go to bed.
[Groaning]
Ow, my head.
[Crowd Murmuring]
Ha ha!
Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha!
I don't think we'll ever know who did this. Everyone in town's a suspect.
[Laughter] Well I couldn't possibly solve this mystery, can you?
Yeah, I'll give it a shot. I mean you know, It's my job right?
Relax. This'll all blow over.
With a friend to call my own. I'll never be alone. And you my friend will see. You've got a friend in me.
Homer, we need something to protect this family.
I couldn't agree more Marjorie. You deserve peace of mind and peace of mind is what you shall have.
Wooo. Oooo.
[Grumbling]
Can I go downstairs and see what dad's doing?
I wouldn't bother him honey. He's says it's really high tech stuff that we wouldn't understand.
Bart! I've figured it out. Who's someone you've been making irritating phone calls to for years?
Hello Moe? We know you're the one behind this so knock it off or we're going to the cops.
What cha' wearing?
[Groaning]
Huh? What the? Hey, hands off my pickle!
[Screaming]
[Crying]
Oh no!
How could somebody...
I know. [Crying]
Can... we... skip... church? [Crying]
Wiggum.
Right. Thanks for the report. That's another one Lou, 723 Evergreen Terrace.
Ahh, cheer up. We'll catch this guy.
Uh, Chief... uh.
What? You can't rule it out.
Are you there God?
It's me Bart Simpson.
I know I never paid too much attention in church but I could really use some of that good stuff now.
I'm afraid.
Prayer. The last refuge of a scoundrel.
Nooo!
Honey, it's passed your bed time.
I know you're scared. But there's no boogey woogies or wooly bullies out there.
Oh my god. I discovered a clue.
Hands up scuzzbag.
Wheel him out boys.
Homer?
Krusty!
[Laughter]
[Groan]
Please stand back and try not to inhale the toxic fumes.
[Crowd Murmuring]