- Hi
- Hello.
- Robin.
- Hi. You ready for peanut butter?
- Yes.
- Let's do this.
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- I'm just excited, kind of.
I like peanut butter and I like burgers.
- This is like free lunch in high school.
- I'm assuming it's a burger with peanut butter on it.
- Oh. - It's so dry.
It's not bad, on a burger.
- I'm kind of okay with this.
- Ugh - This is so bomb (laughs).
- It's like someone who ate peanut butter
and then a burger ate it, and then I ate it after that.
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- I feel like some white girl in Silver Lake
is paying a lot of money to eat this at brunch.
- Mmm. I like that.
(laughs)
- I like it, you know,
for me avocado goes with anything.
- This is like the safest relationship you can get
on your food.
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- No - Yes!
- No, no, no - Yes, yes, yes.
- Who did this?
- The internet.
- Who the fuck did this?
- I hate pickles.
I hate pickles.
- Oh, this is great, this is so good.
- Nope, you're gone!
- I feel like it's almost like, fishy
but it's not fishy, but it brings out
like a memory of, like, fish.
- Yeah.
Yeah, fuck yeah.
- Ugh, fuck.
(gags)
Sorry.
- I like it.
I'll eat yours if you want.
Mmm.
- This is like what the Trunchbull
gives Matilda in that film.
You know, she's like,
"Go to the Chokey, or eat, like,
eggs and peanut butter."
- See, now we just have to go in open-minded
because we just had pickles and peanut butter
you said you weren't going to like it and we did!
You want to go on this together journey with me?
- Okay!
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- Wait, this is so good.
I was so wrong.
This is delicious.
- This is actually, like, kind of good stoner food.
- You need that protein.
This is an easy way, kind of like a spoonful of sugar
helps the medicine go down.
- You know when you're eating breakfast
and at the end you like take your toast
and you swirl it around into all the shit
you're already eating?
I feel like that's just what this is, but
with peanut butter.
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- I'm just convinced that if you put bacon on anything
it will be a success.
- All I taste is bacon.
And that's great.
- You can't go wrong when all you taste is bacon.
- It's like when kids try to make you shit.
And you're like, "Wow, thanks!"
- You're like thank you, this is so good,
then you throw it out when they're not looking.
- I can do this.
- I could fuck with this.
- Yeah.
- Like I was carrying a plate of bacon, and I tripped
and it fell on top of a peanut butter sandwich.
- I could also even see some jelly in this,
like a peanut butter, bacon, and jelly sandwich.
- Oh, dang! That would be so good!
- Yes.
- Wait, do we have any jelly?
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- Crunchy peanut butter is unfinished peanut butter.
- What?
- It's halfway between peanuts and peanut butter.
Because it's still got some chunks in there.
It's like, dude, finish your job.
- Do you like pulp in you orange juice?
- I hate it.