(alarm ringing)
(upbeat music)
- The four of us have been sleeping in the same shirt
for the past five nights.
- But we've all had our own individual shirts,
it wasn't one big shirt.
(laughing) - Yeah.
- Individual beds, individual shirts.
- And what we're gonna do is play a game to see
if we can match the person to their smelly shirt
just by smell alone.
- Yeah, and to help us with this we have
Olfactory artist, Susan Barbour.
- Hello Susan. - Hello Susan.
Oh was that, were we gonna high five?
- Hey, let's do this. - And arm wrestle.
- Yeah.
Okay, what's an olfactory artist?
You guys missed out on the high fives, sorry,
long distance.
- I make what you might call unusual perfumes.
I also do these armpit workshops where participants
come in with t-shirts they've been sleeping in
and I help the group to appreciate and describe
each person's unique body odor as if it were a fine wine.
- Oh God.
(laughing)
- I'm sorry for laughing out loud.
- Well, and let me say that we've been,
not only have we been sleeping in these shirts--
- Not this shirt.
- But t-shirts, we've also only been wearing
completely natural deodorant that doesn't have any
aluminum in it and I gotta say, I've been pretty ripe.
- It's bad.
- These four mannequins represent the four of us.
Under those hoods are our faces
and what we're going to do is try to smell t-shirts
that we've been wearing in order to see if we wanna
mate with a pig.
- Uh, no, no, no pig mating,
this is just trying to determine whose shirt is whose.
- Alright, that is true.
- Alright, let's bring in that first shirt, Chase.
- [Chase] Here you go.
- So we'll smell it and then you guys can go.
- And they're all the same size,
they were all XL.
- No.
(laughing)
- Really, you smell a lot?
I don't know if my nose is not working well.
- [Lizzy] I'm so stressed.
- I think it's a girl.
- This is a girl because it doesn't smell horrible.
- Okay, so it can be helpful to think of categories,
do you smell anything vegetal, or musky?
Also, this could be like--
- I'm getting a little veggie smell.
- You get veggie, what kind of veggie?
- You guys are really getting in there.
- I'm getting a little peppery.
- Okay, so peppery.
Once you've identified one smell it can be easier
to pick up on others.
- It's so mild, it's so mild.
- This is not creepy at all.
- Which one of you is more mild?
- That doesn't smell like anything.
- Yeah, I wouldn't describe it as ripe at all.
A mild pepper.
- A mild pepper, okay.
- Okay, I'm gonna go ahead and make my guess.
- You have to look at the boob spots.
- That's cheating.
- I think that this is Lizzy.
- Alright, what makes you think that?
- Because I don't smell anything
and I'm also standing right next to her
and I don't smell anything.
So because I don't smell--
- You will if you get closer. (laughing)
- I don't smell anything at all, I'm just,
process of elimination.
- I think that this is Ellie.
What do you guys think?
Do you have your guess?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I agree, I think it's me.
- Oh, yeah, you know it's right if she thinks it's her.
- Lizzy voted for herself.
- Only because I can't smell anything,
I feel like maybe you can't smell your own smell.
- Right.
- That usually happens, yes.
- I feel like I have a bond with Lizzy
and I know it's her because I could just tell right away.
I was like, "This is Lizzy."
- Really?
- Yeah.
- Alright, next shirt.
- Oh gosh. - Man smell.
(laughing)
- What if it's not? Oh my God.
(laughing)
- It's gonna be me, we're all gonna be wrong
and it's gonna end up being me.
- Yeah, you gotta be careful about what you say, man.
It's definitely stronger.
- I think it smells pretty great though.
- Oh.
- He's backtracking.
- This is a great smelling t-shirt.
- Could you say what's great about it?
- It's got a woodsy floralness to it
like if you were to take a rose and then snip off
the flower part and just smell the stem.
- I have smelled your underarms, just in life, sometimes--
- Oh, right there's a hot spot.
Try it out.
- I think this is you, I'm gonna go with this being Link.
- [Ellie] Interesting.
- I keep pulling out my wallet every time
I pull out these things.
- You can't buy yourself.
- [Lizzy] It's really not bad.
- [Ellie] It's kind of salty.
- I'm gonna lay $10 on this.
- Why don't you guys go ahead and vote.
- Okay, I'm gonna go Rhett.
- And I'm gonna go Link.
- And I do know, because you told me though,
one of those nights in the hotel you got the heat
and the cool mixed up and your hotel room was 91 degrees.
- I will say--
- So, it kinda smells like a man who--
- This is definitely me.
(laughing)
That's definitely my shirt, y'all.
- Alright.
- It smells great.
Who's this?
Nothing, nothing.
- Yep, these ladies, these ladies got no smell.
- I smell absolutely nothing, nothing to offer.
- But I share a bed with like a dog.
- Yeah, I share a bed with like a bunch of cats.
- Well, they don't have any smell.
- That's not true.
- I smell a bed with a dog and I share a bed with a dog.
- I smell a bed with a dog right now.
That would be all our beds though
because don't we all have dogs in our beds?
- I have cats.
- Yeah but anyone that says that they don't let their
dog on their bed, they're psycho paths.
- Let me get the pit, you gotta get right into the pit.
Oh yeah, it's very faint.
I do think is a woman because women have less
of the testosterone metabolites in their armpit sweat.
This smells, I think a little bit yeasty, bready,
and a tiny bit sweet.
- A little yeasty, a little bit sweet, that's super me.
(laughing)
- Okay, make your guesses ladies.
- [Lizzy] I think this is you,
I think this is you.
- Have you made your guess?
- Yeah, right off the bat.
- Okay, well I've gotta say this is Lizzy
'cause I've already voted for Ellie.
- Uh, I think this is Ellie.
- If you guys misidentified each other
that would be interesting.
- Has everybody voted?
- No, she's still aggressively smelling.
- You're trying to decide if that's you.
- Yeah but I'm gonna follow your thing
'cause I don't really smell anything.
- Okay, I feel like I'm gonna be able to smell me.
- [Lizzy] Well, I already voted you so.
- They have such a strong torso.
- Alright, let's bring out this last shirt.
Uh huh, this is um--
- That's me.
(laughing)
- This smells like a under-hydrated bush.
You know how if you're like taking a hike
and you brush up against a bush and it like
crackles off?
Like wow, that bush needs some hydration.
- So kind of twiggy?
- It's like an under-hydrated--
- Yeah like desert, like a desert man.
- Like a desert bush.
- Like a desert man.
Cause it's me, man.
- Like a man who has been ostracized and sent out into
the desert because people can't stand to be around him
for a long time.
- [Lizzy] Oh. - Oh, yeah.
- I was thinking that it smells like the inside of
my sleeping bag, which is my sleeping bag
but it's real good.
(laughing)
- Did you wear perfume, did you wear cologne
or something?
- No, that smells like a body.
(laughing)
- It's like it's piney.
- Yeah.
- Okay, yeah, that's you, that's you.
- Yeah, it smells like wood.
I love wood, you know me, I hang around the woods
all the time.
- Oh no, wait, can I switch?
- [Ellie] No.
- I put the wrong one, that's definitely you.
- No you can't!
- That's on you.
- Argh, alright, whatever.
- You big idiot (laughs).
- Alright fine, Link, it's not you but.
- Yeah, this is definitely Rhett.
- [Lizzy] Man.
- Okay.
- I can't believe I'm gonna sweep this--
- I feel like I've got them all right.
- [Ellie] Me too.
- Alright, let's find out.
Susan, who is number one?
(drum roll)
(all screaming)
- What?! Oh, no!
No, no, no, no.
- That's not possible, I smell like nothing?
- It didn't smell like nothing.
- I smell like--
- It smelt lovely and like flowers, what the heck?
- Well, go to four, go all the way to four.
- I smell like a scentless woman.
- Who's four?
(drum roll)
- Oh my God.
- You smell like Rhett!
- We smell like each other.
- That's so weird.
- No, no.
- You smell so good.
- That is odd.
Alright, who is number two?
(drum roll)
Me.
- Yep, we were right about Link, yep, yep, yep.
- Three out of four got that one right.
- [Lizzy] So that's Ellie?
- [Link] And that's Ellie.
So I got two right.
- What?
- That's so crazy.
- Not cool (laughs).
- You're a piney man, you're a dry bush,
you're a dry bush.
(laughing)
- So me and you got two right
because we got both of those right
but Link did you get, you got yourself.
- [Link] I got myself.
- [Rhett] And nothing else.
- And that's all that matters to me.
- I don't think I got, I got Ellie right and that was it.
- I think the biggest conclusion that we've come to
is that we smell like each other.
- People think we smell like each other.
- I smell like a scentless woman
and you smell like a scentless man.
- Cool. (upbeat music)
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of this episode.
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