(crickets)
(dogs barking)
(bass guitar)
(silverware clinks)
- Here you go, dad.
(giggles) (hums)
- [Cookie Monster] And now, coming do you
from number 123 Sesame Street!
(giggles)
- See, there, Elmo, sounds like the talk show's starting up.
- Yeah!
Oh, can Elmo be excused to do his talk show, please?
- Oh, of course, honey,
but just remember it's almost time for your bedtime routine.
- Okay!
(giggles)
Bye-bye!
- [Mom] Good show, son!
- Thank you.
- And now, everybody's favorite three
and a half year old red monster.
Put your paws, claws and hands together for Elmo.
- Hello.
(audience cheers)
Cookie!
- Oh, you the man.
- Hey Mama.
- Hey, little red.
(Elmo laughs)
Thank you everybody.
Welcome to "The Not-Too-Late Show"
(audience cheers)
- Well, Elmo's so glad to see all of you.
Especially you, hi.
And Elmo's so excited for tonight's show.
Elmo learned a magic trick.
Do we wanna see it?
(audience cheers)
(Elmo laughs)
Just a second.
Elmo needs the stick.
The stick.
Oh, thank you.
(Elmo laughs)
And now, the amazing Elmo will make
this ordinary box of crayons fly into the air.
(audience cheers)
Oh, a little magician music please.
(soft music)
I love peanut butter sandwiches.
It's flying.
Elmo did magic, yes!
(audience cheers)
Thank you, thank you!
Thank you Rosita.
- Any time, Elmo.
- No, no Rosita you're spoiling the illusion.
- Whoa, no, no, no.
- We've got a great show tonight.
- Elmo.
- The Jonas Brothers are here!
That's right, give it up.
And as always, Mama Bear and the Monsters.
- Oh, no.
Oh it's stuck.
It's stuck, Elmo.
(Rosita creams)
(set crashes)
(Rosita breaths heavily)
Ay mama.
- Elmo, mama.
- What do we do now?
- Elmo doesn't know.
Wait a minute.
We need real magic.
Abby!
Abby! - Abby!
Abby!
- Yeah here.
What's wrong?
Is it the script?
It needs more jokes right?
Oh, I knew it needed more jokes.
- No, no, no, no, no, no
Abby's jokes are very funny.
- Yeah, the problem is that.
- Whoa, leave it to me
but I'm gonna need an extra strong magic spell.
Oh, I got it.
Okay, the couch doesn't have a lot of space
so put this building back in its place.
Zippity zap.
(Elmo laughs)
- Let's hear it for Abby.
(chimes sound)
- What in the world is that?
What just happened?
- Bernie.
The show, it's all sparkly.
- What happened?
- Oh don't worry Bert, old buddy.
I'll have it all cleared up in a jiffy.
I just gotta press the old undo button.
Which is located in the vicinity
of right here.
(fast music)
- Did you hit fast-forward?
- I don't think so Bert.
Besides this is live TV.
(chimes sound)
- What just happened?
- Yeah, I didn't know we could play that fast.
- Mama Bear and the Monsters everybody.
- My sticks are on fire.
- Wow, the band really rocking tonight.
They must've practiced a lot.
(audience laughs)
- Okay, it's time for Elmo's guests.
The Jonas Brothers are musicians
who are also brothers.
Please welcome The Jonas Brothers.
Yay!
(jazz music)
Hey guys, welcome what's up.
- Hey, Kevin, Joe, Nick
- Welcome, hello.
(Elmo laughs)
Welcome to the show.
- Thank you for having us.
- So happy to be here.
- We're so happy to have you.
You know, Elmo thought long and hard
about what questions to ask The Jonas Brothers.
Like, what's your favorite song?
What are your performance tips?
But, Elmo came up with the best question ever.
Yes, you ready for it?
- Ready.
- I think so.
- Can all of you make a goofy face?
- I think we can right guys?
- I'm pretty sure we can.
- But, I think we should see Elmo do
a goofy face first.
What do you guys think>
- Yeah, who wants to see Elmo's goofy face?
- Yeah, what do you think?
You want to see a goofy face?
(audience cheers)
- Okay.
(Elmo blows a raspberry)
- Oh, that's a good one.
- That's a really good one.
(audience cheers)
- Okay, let me see your goofy faces.
- All right.
You guys ready?
- Let's do it.
(Elmo laughs)
- Boy those were so goofy.
That's a three way tie.
It was really good.
- I think, you know, all our faces were pretty goofy.
(Elmo laughs)
- I gotta say though, I think mine was the funniest.
- No, mine was.
- I lose.
I think both of your faces are goofier than mine.
You know, but I'm not competitive.
- I'm not competitive either.
- I'm the most competitive.
- Wait a minute, we don't have to compete over it.
It's okay.
- We compete over most things Elmo.
- Oh really, is that true?
- Well, when we were younger.
Now we like to support each other.
That's the best way to be.
- That's important.
- You know all about that.
- It doesn't matter who, you know, wins or loses.
(cheerful music)
- Wait a minute.
Dummies, it's time for today's contest.
Yes, yes.
Okay, who would like to press the button?
- [All] I'll do it.
(slot machine sound)
- And let's see.
Oh, it looks like it's time for the silly freeze dance.
- Yeah!
- Woo, freeze dance.
- That's right.
That's right.
Come on guys.
Come on, come on.
Okay, referee Cookie Monster give us
the rules of the game.
- Rules for Silly Freeze Dance are
when music plays you do silly dance,
when music stops you freeze,
if you not freeze in time you out of here.
Winner is only one left frozen.
Everybody ready?
- Yeah, let's do it.
- Then Mama Bear play something silly.
(silly music)
- Me think me sense some movement here.
- Yeah, okay, okay, see you later.
- Elmo you not frozen you out of here.
Okay Mama Bear, silly music.
(silly music)
- Oh, me think, me think, me think.
Kevin you out of here.
Good try Kevin.
Okay, silly music.
(silly music)
- Oh, me think me see Joe move.
Joe, you out of here.
Yeah, and that means winner of silly dance is Nick.
- Yay, let's hear it for him.
Oh, Nick you can unfreeze.
There you go.
Let's hear it for Nick.
(audience cheers) - Good job, Nick.
- Good game everybody.
Oh, oh, would The Jonas Brothers like
to come back later in the show
and sing a song for us?
- Of course.
- We're always ready to sing a song.
- Oh cool, thank you.
Well we'll see you soon.
The Jonas Brothers everybody!
(audience cheers)
Good game, nicely done.
(jazz music)
(dog barks)
- Why does the key board sound like a dog?
Ernie, did you press another button?
- I didn't Bert.
The buttons seem to be working all by themselves.
- Well, fix it.
(cow moos)
- Now Elmo sounds like a cow.
(cow moos)
(audience laughs)
(cow moos)
(cat meows)
- And Cookie sounds like a cat, Ernie.
- I'm pressing everything I can, Bert.
- Moo, oh hello.
Hello this is Elmo.
Elmo loves you.
- It's normal.
Don't touch another button Ernie.
As a matter of fact, everyone don't move.
Stay right were you are.
- Oh Bert.
Bert say right were you are, Bert.
- [Bert] Get Abby, we need Abby!
- [Ernie] Get Abby, get Abby.
- Yeah, Mama Bear and the Monsters everybody.
(audience cheers)
(bell dings)
- Special delivery from craft services.
- Oh yeah, that for me.
Me ask for a small snack.
- All right fellas bring it in.
- Okay, coming through.
- Wait a minute.
What?
- Over there, over there.
- That is the biggest small snack Elmo's ever seen!
(Cookie chews loudly)
- Elmo you gonna eat that?
(Cookie chews loudly)
Delicious.
(Elmo laughs)
- And now, it's time for Elmo to brush his teeth.
And it's time for our musical guest.
You love them.
You just saw them.
It's The Jonas Brothers, yes!
♪ Brush, brushy-brush, brushy-brush, brushing. ♪
♪ Brushy-Brush them up and down. ♪
♪ Brush, brushy-brush. ♪
♪ Brushy-Brush them round and round. ♪
♪ Brush, brushy-brush. ♪
♪ To keep teeth happy, here's the truth ♪
♪ Brush, brushy brush ♪
♪ You gotta brush each and every tooth. ♪
♪ Brush, brushy-brush. ♪
♪ The teeth in the front get a lot of care. ♪
♪ Brush, brushy-brush. ♪
♪ But don't forget the ones back there. ♪
♪ Brush your teeth. ♪
♪ Keep them looking clean and bright. ♪
♪ Brush, brushy-brush. ♪
♪ Brush your teeth. ♪
♪ Every day and every night ♪
♪ Brush, brushy-brush, bru-bru-brush, brush. ♪
♪ Now your toothpaste might taste good. ♪
♪ Brush, brushy-brush ♪
♪ When you got it in your mouth. ♪
♪ Brush, brushy-brush. ♪
♪ But you should never swallow it. ♪
♪ Brush, brushy-brush ♪
♪ You've got, got, got to spit it out. ♪
♪ Brush, brushy-brush ♪
♪ Go on and spit, Elmo. ♪
♪ We'll wait for it. ♪
♪ Brush your teeth. ♪
♪ Keep them looking clean and bright. ♪
♪ Brush, brushy-brush, bru-bru-brush, brush. ♪
♪ Brush your teeth. ♪
♪ Every day and very night. ♪
♪ Brush, brushy-brush, bru-bru-brush, brush. ♪
♪ Now if your parent's there ♪
♪ Do what you gotta do ♪
♪ Let them have that toothbrush so they can ♪
♪ Brushy, brushy ♪
♪ Brush your teeth ♪
♪ Great job you're almost done. ♪
♪ Five, four, three, two, one ♪
♪ Now spit. ♪
(audience cheers)
- Yay, give it up.
Let's hear it for The Jonas Brothers.
- Thank you.
(audience cheers)
- Elmo has a gift for The Jonas Brothers cus Elmo heard
that your favorite colors are blue and green.
Is that true?
- Yeah, it's true.
- Well, Elmo got you some blue and green toothbrushes.
- Wow, thank you so much.
- Thank you Elmo.
- There you go, there you go.
- So nice, thank you.
- Thank you.
In fact, we should probably go and use these right now.
- Yeah, thanks Elmo.
- Thank you.
Let's heat it for the Jonas Brothers.
(audience cheers)
(jazz music)
- That was great.
Oh, and now while Elmo gets in his jammies
a word from our sponsor.
- "The Not-Too-Late Show" is brought to you
by a toothbrush and toothpaste.
A great combination to keep your teeth clean
and healthy and delicious and yummy
and chocolaty.
- Cookie Monster, is that toothpaste cookie dough?
- What, no.
Maybe.
(audience laughs)
Okay it is.
(Cookie chews loudly)
(Cookie burps)
Excuse me.
Okay, me gonna go brush me teeth
with real toothpaste bye-bye.
- Brush your teeth Cookie Monster.
- Hey, what's going on?
- Abby, thank goodness you came.
Something's gone wrong with the controls.
- Boy, it must've been from
the magic that I did earlier
but I can fix that.
Magic be gone, zippity zap!
(chimes sound)
- It's gone, thank you Abby.
Thank you.
- No problem.
Back to the writers room.
- Thank goodness everything's back to normal.
Right, Ernie.
(chicken cluck)
- Boy, you said it Bert.
(laughs)
Abby!
(chicken clucks)
(laughs)
- Well, it's time to wind down the show, everybody.
Elmo's getting a little sleepy.
Elmo would like to thank his co-host Cookie Monster.
- Oh yeah, nighty-night Elmo.
(chews loudly)
- And Elmo would also like to thank you.
♪ It was so nice to be with you. ♪
♪ Elmo's happy you dropped by. ♪
♪ There was some magic and The Jonas Brothers ♪
♪ Elmo brushed his teeth ♪
♪ And then The Jonas brothers came back. ♪
♪ Elmo loves you. ♪
♪ You are special. ♪
♪ Night, night. ♪
(audience cheers)
- Thank you everybody.
Thank you, goodnight.
Tonight was a great show.
(cheerful music)
- Great show baby David.
Muah, night night.
(yawns)
(soft music)
- Hello, and welcome to
dum-di-di-dum-dum-dum-dum Elmo
and Cookie Monster present Late Night Just Got
A Whole Lot Furrier And Earlier.
Cus it's time for "The Not-Too-Late Show with Elmo"
Hi there, me, hold on a second,
me got to get some feeling back in me arms.
That a lot of cards.
Dylan made it look so easy.
Okay, me all better.
Hello and welcome.
And now put your paws, claws and hands together for Elmo.
(Elmo laughs)
- Audience applauds, applauds
- Hi everybody.
It's so great to see all of you.
Elmo's really excited to tell you all about
"The Not-Too-Late Show".
(drums sound)
- Yeah, it terrific.
Me always want to know
how you come up for the idea for talk show Elmo?
- Well, Elmo was having breakfast one day
and he was thinking about other things
he might want to do.
- Okay me get it, me get it, yeah.
- Yeah, Elmo was thinking maybe
he could color in a coloring book but-
- Oh, that fun.
- Yeah but then maybe, Elmo thought,
that Elmo's mommy could read him a story
but instead Elmo just decided to do
his own talk show.
- Wow, good choice.
- Okay is question time.
Cookie Monster, do we have some questions?
- Yes, let's see.
Oh, here.
- Elmo, how late do you get to stay up?
- Oh, me know answer to that one 7:30, right Elmo?
- Yeah, that's right.
That's when Elmo has to be in bed.
- Yeah and Elmo does his whole bedtime routine
before that.
- Yeah that's right.
(Elmo laughs)
- Okay, let's see if we have another question.
- Oh, good idea.
- What is your favorite thing to play on the show?
- Oh, that a good one.
Yeah, me favorite is a game called Cookie Monster Says.
- Yeah, it's like Simon Says
except it's Cookie Monster Says.
- Next question.
(button clicks)
- Will the Count be at the Not-Too-Late Show?
- Good question.
Yes, lot's of Elmo's friends are gonna be on the show.
The Count is our director.
- Yeah, well he up late anyway.
- Yeah, and let's see, who else is there?
Prairie Dawn, Prairie Dawn is our director.
Oh and Bert, Bert is our director too.
- Yeah, we got a lot of directors.
Everybody wants to direct.
Next question.
- Elmo what was it like to meet Batman.
(Elmo laughs)
- It was bat-tastic.
- Bat-rific.
- Bat-something.
- Bat, me tapped out.
(Elmo laughs)
- You know Elmo noticed
that Batman has a deep growly voice like this,
"Hello."
Come on, let's all sound like Batman.
You first, Cookie Monster.
- Okay, okay
(clears throat)
"Hello me Batman."
(Elmo laughs)
(xylophone music)
Oh hey, that sound mean we out of time.
- Well, Elmo had a lot of fun Cookie Monster.
- Yeah, me had so much fun.
You know, Elmo me like how you sing song at end of show.
You want to sing song now?
Me no want to put you on spot but me love it.
- Well, okay sure.
♪ It was so nice to be with you ♪
♪ Elmo's happy you dropped by ♪
♪ Elmo told a joke and got some help from some celebrities ♪
♪ There was lots of questions ♪
♪ And Elmo sang his goodnight song. ♪
- Two, three, four.
♪ Elmo loves you ♪
♪ You are special ♪
♪ Night, night ♪
(Elmo laughs)
- Oh, that beautiful.
- Thank you.
Thank you Cookie Monster.
Oh and thank you everybody for joining us
to talk about "The Not-Too-Late Show".
Yay, Elmo loves you.
See you soon.
- Buh-bye.