Hug me, brother!
Hi!
[applause]
Excuse me, my mother came in here to rent Snowday for me, 'cause I'm a good boy.
You gave her this instead.
No, no, no, no.
Your mother no ask for Snowday.
She ask for Snowy Day!
Snowy Day?
That's not right.
Marty, roll the clip.
[laughing]
Hey, that's not our movie!
Oh, see?
You want snow... and I give you snow, get it?
[laughing]
Alright, listen up, I'm looking for my girl, Candy Tulips.
He's looking for his girl, Candy Tulips.
- What's that for? - For being an idiot!
- OK. - Alright, so where's Candy?
- Who are you? - Tony Pajamas.
- Well, look here, Mr. Pajamas. - Pajamas!
And I suggest you tell me where Candy is before I become aggravated.
Or irritated.
[applause]
- Hey! - Hi-- hi!
Welcome to the Amanda Show!
Ye-- yeah!
[laughing]
- This was a bad idea! - Ssh!
Well... what do we do now?
I dunno!
Hey, you!
- Er, yeah? - Hiya!
What can we do for ya?
You clowns aren't Amanda!
Well, no...
Um, we thought it'd be fun if we could,
you know, come out here and open the show.
Good afternoon, welcome to the People Place.
Quick, I'm being chased by two bullies!
Oh, dear.
I was hoping maybe you had two really big bullies for sale?
Oh, I'm afraid we're out of bullies.
Ah, man!
I am so dead!
Wait, don't despair.
We do have wonderful thugs and brutes.
[laughing]
Wow, these are awesome!
I'll take the two biggest ones you got.
Dad, I really don't think there's a problem with our refrigerator.
Son, they have a clipboard.
[laughing]
[gasping]
Folks, you might wanna step into the other room.
This could be dangerous.
- Whatever you say! - OK.
Er, don't you guys need tools or something?
And you!
You're gonna be my--
He's gonna be my--
Hug me, brother!
[laughing]
[screaming]
So, Mindy.
You do very well in school, don't you?
Number one in the class... jealous?
[laughing]
What's your grade point average?
- I have a 4.0 - So you're saying you have all A's?
That's what I'm saying.
- Really? - Really?
Because we happen to have a copy of your transcript.
And your grades.
[laughing]
That's what 'transcript' means...
Oh.
- Admit you made that whole story up. - No!
- You started that fight. - You calling me a liar?
Well, I ain't calling you a truther!
[laughing]
Alright, boys.
You ruined my first baseball game.
Oh, poor widdle Josh, didn't get his foam finger!
[cheering]
- Rancid! - Rancid!
[laughing]
Hey, did you just make fun of my outfit?
- I think we did. - I think it deserves a 'Double Eww.'
- Eww! - Eww!
Woah, guys.
I just heard what you said about Josh's outfit and that's not cool!
- No, no... Drake, don't do it. - Why?
[laughing]
They'll just insult what you're wearing, I mean... make you feel all bad.
[laughing]
- No, we won't! - We love his outfit!
So cool!
I think it deserves our very first 'Double Yum.'
- Yum! - Yum!
[laughing]
Unbelievable.
[laughing]
- Come on, come get some punch with us. - Alright.
I'd enjoy punch-- alright.
[laughing]
- Your shirt's ugly. - Didn't expect that... OK.
[laughing]
Good morning, children.
Guten Tag!
[laughing]
Ah, man...
Now, I am a very famous person.
Who am I?
A hobo?
No, hobos aren't famous.
Damn, why do they want your Gio so bad?
They don't want mine, they want theirs.
Look, mine must have got switched with that guy's on the plane.
So why are they chasing us?
I thought they got theirs back from you already?
Yeah... but I got it back from them!
Well, why'd you do that?
'Cause I think those guys are up to something illegal.
Dad, did you get me my bath salts?
[laughing]
On the counter.
I got Lavender Breeze and Countryfy Daisy.
Awesome.
Hey, wait, wait.
Leave our 2,400 down here.
What, am I gonna spend it in the bath tub?
- Just leave it on the counter. - Oh, fine!
Lavender Breeze, take me away!
[music playing]
[laughing]
[applause]
Right there, go get-- what are you doing?
- I didn't do anything! - Yeah, yeah.
Oh, come on, I'm an honor student!
- Would you please let go? - He didn't do anything!
[screaming]
[groaning]
- That was awesome. - Thanks.
[applause]
- Great work. - Whatever.
[laughing]
[cheering]
[screaming]
- Yeah! - I can't see!
But I'm grateful, thank you guys!