Hi guys, welcome to another TwoSet Violin episode.
And as we all know, it's Valentine's Day.
So I've decided to compile pieces that I think will fit.
What we called
So you guys will know what to do next time when you bring over your bae.
And how to keep your bae entertained.
Now to get a second opinion,
I've also invited my girlfriend to come join in.
So we can get a different perspective
on what it's actually like to be doing Classical Music and Chill.
So, please.
Hello.
My name is Edwina.
Nice to meet you.
Hey babe.
H... Hey Edwina.
Save it for later.
I said save it for later!
Oh...
I'm ready.
Give me some...
Give me some Classical Music and Chill.
The first music is...
Puccini.
Oh, I have a Puccini.
But you ain't getting any tonight.
But-
Cuz I'm a dignified woman.
So romantic!
Ohh...
Oh, the voice is...
Don't you love it, darling?
Hmm...
Classical Music and Chill...
Do you feel like chilling after this?
Will you be with me forever?
Of course I will.
Never leave me.
Yep.
For any other... f*** bois out there.
Yep.
Wait!
Wouldn't you- Isn't this music perfect?
I feel so intellectual and sophisticated
- for listening to this music. - Mhm.
Cuz I'm all about class, darling.
OHhhh.
So the rating for the first one?
Um...
It's pretty good.
I like the name Puccini though.
It reminds me of "Puccini gang, Puccini gang."
I would rate it a 7/10.
The next one is
Just came out of the shower.
Woah, she looks very into it...
Why are you looking at other girls?
Sorry, I meant...
I meant the music.
It's very deep.
- It penetrates the soul. - So deep...
So sensual...
So emotional!
Mhm.
There's even ropes around it, too.
Ropes!
Keep it PG!
Fifty Shades of Rachmaninoff.
Mhm!
Ah!
Would you like it if I cooked you...
if I made you breakfast with this music?
Oh yes, please.
I will give you my scrambled eggs.
Like, good morning, sunshine!
Here's some breakfast for you!
Ah!
Ahh!
Why are they-
They're all touched, the old people.
Look at all their faces.
They all want scrambled eggs.
They want your scrambled eggs.
*gasps*
Oh no!
Only for you!
I feel so special.
So what about the Rachmaninoff?
That one's a classic.
It's so romantic.
It definitely helps that there's no opera singer in it.
So that's an instant plus three.
Mhm
- No opera singers. - I rate it a 10/10.
Woah...
If a guy played Rachmaninoff Piano Concerto for me,
as long as he doesn't play the viola, he's getting it.
That's when I'm serving the food,
putting the forks down,
the knife down,
and some tiss- serviettes.
I've served the scrambled eggs,
pan-fried salmon,
bit of salt and pepper, and herbs.
And...
cut of lemon-
Is it gluten-free?
I'm a vegan.
Well, I guess it's played by the Evergreen Symphony, right?
- From that nature- - That's pretty vegan.
Mhm, the Vegan Symphony.
Go green!
- And here's the- - Ohh...
gluten-free, dairy-free, biodynamic-free...
Mother-Nature-friendly coffee.
So...
If you don't like that, I also have...
organic green tea.
Fairtrade!
- So everyone is shared evenly. - I love green tea!
I bet this player here loves green tea as well.
Look at her.
- Why are you looking at another girl again? - Oh sorry, I mean- I meant the violin.
The instrument, "her."
If you were a guy and you brought over a girl
for Classical Music and Chill,
and you played this for her,
8/10 you gonna get some tonight.
Just look at that guy.
I totally agree!
He knows da wae.
He shows everyone da wae.
He's showing everyone da wae.
Look at that vibrato.
Woah, what an F. Almost at the G.
Okay next one is Largo di Handel.
Darling, he sounds like you!
Wow!
I wish I was beautiful like him...
He sounds like you!
Woah!
Please don't trade m- you- her- him for...
you.
That's some angelic voice!
Definitely Classical Music and Chill.
- Your face is angelic like his voice. - Thank you, thank you, honey.
Yes.
Why won't you look at me?
Because I'm busy filming a video for YouTube.
And I need to make eye contact with the camera.
Yes, is...
Is YouTube more important than me?
YouTube is not more important than you.
BUT!
Huh! You ain't getting any tonight!
Darling, what would you rate this one?
It's a little bit old. I'm more of a young girl so...
Only a 5/10.
But maybe for the older generation.
So you'd rather like Pucci gang?
Puccini gang!
Okay, Puccini gang.
Debussy!
Debussy gang x4
"Beau Soir!" Can't say it...
I'm not looking at her!
I'm just listening to the music!
It's quite romantic and chill.
It is very chill.
But how would you feel if there was,
like another female voice while you were chilling?
Do you know "beau soir" means beautiful night?
Darling, you're my beau soir.
Oh, you're my claire de lune.
So what would you rate this?
The guy has to be in a suit jacket,
and sophisticated
and mysterious.
Then, he will definitely get Debussy.
But if he's not mysterious, then this music will not work for me.
I'd say...
Not bad! 8/10 guys!
*knock knock*
Oh...
Housekeeping!
*knock knock*
Edwina: Oh no.
Brett: Housekeeping...
Edwina: Can you come back later?
Eddy: Can you come back later? *inaudible*
Eddy: Hm? Um uh, 4 o'clock.
She couldn't understand me when I talked up high.
You sound really-
You're showing your tits!
You sounded so masculine there!
Alright, the next one is Richard Strauss.
Can you feel what happens in the bedroom now?
Uhhh...
And that's how Richard Strauss Jr. was made!
Oh!
This is so naughty!
- Naughty music... - Yeah that-
That's enough naughty music.
It's very...
graphic.
- Graphic, okay. - It's a bit too much.
So what'd you rate it out of 10?
I rate it...
Let's move on to the next one.
Ohh..
Same effect, no?
Woah!
Woah.
They're blowing really hard, the trumpet players...
Not looking at her!
Oh! The dissonance!
What's going on?
So what's happening now?
That was so anticlimactic.
So if this happened, would you still see the same guy again?
No.
I would say he failed me.
Scriabin...
So how would you rate that then?
- Alright- - If you played this for me,
I would never call you again.
So there we have it guys!
Classical Music and Chill!
Remember how it's done.
Always remember to come back to these pieces,
take your pick out of the 7 songs.
Romantic, love,
ecstatic songs.
And then... yeah!
Happy Valentine's Day.
And we hope you had a great time with your bae.
Because I will also have a fantastic time with my bae.
OhHhHhh...
OHhhH!
AhH-
I just realised my mum watches YouTube.
That's alright.
My mum's gonna see this...