To help celebrate our 11 years of shows at TBS
we're putting together montages
of some of our favorite show highlights.
Tonight we're gonna check out some great moments
from one of my all time
favorite people on this planet, Mr. Andy Richter,
take a look.
What do you think of this heat, Andy?
Oh, I do declare Mr. O'Brien,
(audience laughing)
it's hotter than two pigs fighting over a chili pepper.
(audience laughing)
You see, whenever it gets really hot outside,
Andy has a strange allergic reaction
that turns him into an old Southern gentleman.
Oh, pushaw.
(audience applauding)
Oh, we gon' have us a fine time time tonight.
I'm really worried that Andy's becoming
more Southern by the second,
I hope it's over soon.
I ain't afraid of you, serpent.
(audience laughing)
You may have tempted Eve,
but your venom cannot penetrate me.
We have to focus on getting Andy's heat allergy
under control and just hope this doesn't get any--
I'm beginning to think you boys don't want to go to Regionals
McGilloway are you a Jewish person?
(audience laughing)
'Cause it seems like you're afraid to get your hands
on a little pigskin.
(audience laughing)
How are you gonna drink the whole thing?
Who said anything about drinking it?
(audience cheering)
Snack Slappers.
(upbeat music)
Slap, slap.
Slap.
(audience laughing)
Slap.
(audience laughing)
Slap.
(audience laughing)
Down in here.
All right sidle up next to this brush.
Fish right here coming to you.
(audience laughing)
I think they're both gone, let's get out of here.
(audience laughing)
Now that we're in murky water together,
I feel like there's no secrets between us.
No, there shouldn't be.
No, no.
In all the years I've been in TV
right now is the first time
I've ever been peeing while on TV.
(audience laughing)
There you go.
Get it, get it, get it.
(audience laughing)
Look Conan,
look what I did!
(audience laughing)
Bare handed!
Why sure Conan,
I'll tell you the titles of all 18 of my memoirs.
"Side Dish: Confessions of a Talk Show Side Kick"
(audience laughing)
then we've got
"Sidekicked To the Curb: The Andy Richter Story"
"Sidetracked: A Life Less Lived"
(audience laughing)
Oh, you care do you?
Well then why don't you do something for me?
Why don't you tell me what your son's name is?
(audience laughing)
So what is it?
(audience laughing)
He doesn't know!
He'll never know!
That's why I gave up on him years ago
and I suggest you do the same, Mom.
(audience laughing)
Derrick!
Derrick?!
His name is Evan, you jackass!
(crying)
Oh, this is a good one,
"That's Me in the Corner"
(audience laughing)
"Good One, Boss: My Life as a TV Toady"
(audience laughing)
"Fake Laughter, Real Tears:
(audience laughing)
A Sidekick's Journey"
Okay, okay, Andy, I think we get the idea.
There's 11 more!
I'm here speaking to
one of the stars of "The Lone Ranger"
(audience laughing)
You of all people should know how important it is
to have a shallow brown-noser out here.
(laughing)
(audience applauding)
"Forcing The Laugh: Hiding the Gin Bottle"
(audience laughing)
"My lectern, My Prison"
(audience laughing)
"Andrew and the Terrible,
Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Career"
(audience laughing)
(intense music)
(audience laughing)
"Waiting For That Guy to Shut Up
So I Can Go Home: The Andy Richter Story"
(audience laughing)
"20 Feet From Dumdum"
(audience laughing)
"Is Murder Legal Yet?
Just Curious"
(audience laughing)
"A Wheel of Fortune" contestant has gone viral
after making a wildly inappropriate guess.
Now the answer was kicking back,
but she guessed chasing tail.
That show is always trying to trick you
into guessing something inappropriate.
It's happened to me so many times, look at this tape.
(audience applauding)
Okay, Pat, I'm gonna solve it.
The fuck stops here. (buzzer buzzing)
Oh, you were so close.
The answer is the buck stops here.
(buzzer buzzing) I think
I better solve it, Pat.
(audience laughing)
Fuck, fuck goose.
(audience laughing)
Not even close. (buzzer buzzing)
Fuck of the draw.
Nope. (buzzer buzzing)
Fuck of the Irish. (buzzer buzzing)
Fuck be a lady tonight.
Are you serious? (buzzer buzzing)
Fuck in the saddle again. (buzzer buzzing)
Fuck the box. (buzzer buzzing)
Fucking the quarter fuck. (buzzer buzzing)
Fucks Ann. (buzzer buzzing)
Mighty fucks. (buzzer buzzing)
May the fuck be with you. (buzzer buzzing)
Joy fuck club. (buzzer buzzing)
Long-haul fucker. (buzzer buzzing)
Fuck puppet. (buzzer buzzing)
Finger fuckin' good. (buzzer buzzing)
Thomas the fuck engine. (buzzer buzzing)
Fuckish. (buzzer buzzing)
Curl up with a good fuck.
(buzzer buzzing)
Dwayne the fuck Johnson. (buzzer buzzing)
Starfucks. (buzzer buzzing)
Monster fuck rally. (buzzer buzzing)
Fuckingham palace. (buzzer buzzing)
Green Bay fuckers. (buzzer buzzing)
(audience laughing)
Fuck.
(audience laughing) (buzzer buzzing)
Are you sure?
(audience laughing)
Happy National Waffle Day, everybody!
(audience cheering)
♪ I've got something I should say ♪
♪ And that's happy waffle day ♪
It was yesterday, not today.
Oh.
Well, give 'em back, come on.
(audience laughing)
Give back the waffles!
Give 'em back.
♪ What a dumb (beep) mistake ♪
♪ Andy always screws up dates ♪
(laughing)
People started throwing them,
people started throwing them back at you.
(grunting)
Come on!
(audience cheering)
(uplifting music)
(audience cheering)
Andy, Andy, Andy, Andy!
I love you.
Love you too.
(audience cheering)
Andy, Andy, Andy, Andy, Andy, Andy, Andy, Andy, Andy,
Andy, Andy, Andy, Andy, Andy, Andy, Andy!
(audience cheering)