>>K DUDE, REMEMBER, YOU MAKE A BUNCH OF NOISE, THEN WHEN THEY
COME OUT OF THE TENT, I'LL JUMP OUT AND SCARE THEM.
>>GOT IT. >>OKAY.
ON MY SIGNAL. ONE, TWO-- >>OKAY,
YOUR TURN. WOULD YOU RATHER GO OUT WITH JASON OR MATT?
>>OH! UM, WELL, JASON IS TALL AND PRETTY CUTE
AND MATT IS PALE AND SICKLY... SO I GUESS I'D HAVE TO GO WITH...
MATT. YEAH.
>>PALE AND SICKLY? IT MUST BE A DIFFERENT MATT.
>>MATT MEESE. [GIGGLING] >>OKAY, OKAY, YOUR TURN.
WOULD YOU RATHER KISS MATT OR JASON? >>THAT'S EASY.
MATT. HE REMINDS ME OF A DEAD KITTEN.
>>CUTE! [GIGGLING] >>PLUS JASON PLAYS QUARTERBACK,
EW! >>EW!
>>GROSS. >>DUDE ARE YOU GETTING THIS?
>>I LIKE IT, BUT I HATE IT. >>OKAY, OKAY.
WOULD YOU RATHER KISS JASON OR CUT OFF YOUR OWN ARM WITH
A POCKETKNIFE? >>WHICH ARM?
>>UH, THE RIGHT ONE. >>TOUGHIE.
PROSTHETIC AFTERWARDS? >>NUH-UH.
>>UH, CAN I KISS SOMEONE ELSE? CAN IT BE KIM JONG UN?
>>NO. >>HOW ABOUT JUST A HANDSHAKE?
>>ONLY IF YOUR HAND IS NOW A STUMP. >>OH!
FINE! THE ARM!
THE ARM! MHM.
>>YOU MADE THE RIGHT CALL. >>YEAH.
>>MAYBE WE SHOULD GO. >>DON'T YOU LEAVE ME.
>>MAYBE WE SHOULD STAY. >>OKAY, NOW YOU.
WOULD YOU RATHER KISS MATT OR SAVE A BUSLOAD OF ORPHANS?
>>OH, THAT'S A HARD ONE. ARE THEY CUTE ORPHANS?
>>THEY'RE ADORABLE. >>OH, THERE ARE A LOT OF ORPHANS...
>>YOU'RE A LOT OF ORPHANS! >>WHAT?
WHOA, WHO WAS THAT? >>HI.
THIS IS SARAH FROM THE OTHER TENT. SO, I WAS WONDERING WHAT DO YOU SEE SO MUCH
IN THAT MATT GUY? >>ARE YOU KIDDING?
HE'S SO INTRIGUING WITH HIS UNI-BROW, AND HIS SALLOW SKIN, AND HIS FORKED UVULA.
>>AND HIS OBVIOUS DISREGARD FOR HYGIENE. >>YEAH.
>>I PREFER JASON MYSELF. >>GROSS.
HE WORKS OUT. HE DRESSES REALLY WELL.
[SOUNDS OF DISGUST] >>THIS IS ALSO SARAH. I LIKE MATT FOR HIS WINNING WIT AND PERSONAL
CHARM. >>WHAT?
YEAH, YOU MUST BE TALKING ABOUT A DIFFERENT MATT.
>>MHM. >>UM, SARAH, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY A
WOULD YOU RATHER? >>OKAY!
WOULD YOU RATHER KISS JASON OR-- >>THE OTHER THING!
YEAH. >>NO, NO, LET HER FINISH!
>>OKAY. >>OR BE TORTURED TO DEATH BY TERRORISTS?
>>YOU HAD ME AT TORTURE! [GIGGLING] >>AREN'T THOSE
BASICALLY THE SAME? >>YEAH.
[GIGGLING] >>OKAY WE'RE PLAYING A DIFFERENT GAME.
>>WHOA, SARAH'S VOICE IS WIGGING OUT. >>I MEAN, LET'S NEW GAME.
LET'S PLAY SOMETHING ELSE. >>OH I KNOW!
KISS, MARRY, KILL. >>YEAH!
>>FINE. GEORGE CLOONEY, BRAD PITT,
WILL SMITH. WHO WOULD YOU KISS?
WHO WOULD YOU MARRY? WHO WOULD YOU KILL?
>>HM... UM, I'D KISS BRAD, MARRY WILL,
KILL JASON GRAY. >>ME TOO!
>>I WASN'T EVEN ONE OF THE OPTIONS! >>WHAT?WHO WAS THAT? >>WHAT?
>>GOT TO GO, UM, MAKE UP AND LEGGINGS, ETCETERA.
>>DO YOU THINK THEY'RE GONE? >>I THINK WE GOT THEM.
>>OH MAN! BEST PRANK EVER.
>>YOUR MALLORY VOICE IS SO GOOD. >>IT'S DEEPER THAN YOU THINK.