>> M: New Harry Potter story? Holy crap! Welcome to Sourcefed, I�m Matt Lieberman.
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>> M: Gang, everybody wanted to be on this story, so we�re all going to take turns
>> Lee: The story, available exclusively on Rowling�s Pottermore website, is a 1,500
word tabloid column written by Rita Skeeter, featuring Harry and the gang at the age of
34, and it offers a tantalizing glimpse at their lives after the series� end.
>> Lee: We can�t think about that right now.
>> Trish: You want details? Of course you do! Harry now has �threads of silver�
in his hair, and a mysterious cut on his cheekbone, seemingly from his �top secret� work as
an auror for the Ministry of Magic!
>> Trish: We�re still getting over Fred.
>> Will: Rita also throws some shade at Harry and Ron, noticing that Ron�s hair is thinning,
and that Harry�s classic round glasses �are better suited to a style-deficient twelve
year-old�.
>> EVERYONE BUT MATT: MATT, SHUT UP!
>> EVERYONE: DAAAAAAAMN!
>> EVERYONE: So how excited are you about this new Harry Potter story? Let us know in
the comments below! Like the video, subscribe to the channel! I�m Trisha Hershberger!
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