THERE IS A VERY CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN RIGHT-WING GROUP THAT
WANTS TO MAKE SURE THAT WOMEN GET MARRIED, AND SOMETIMES
GIRLS, GET MARRIED AS SOON AS
POSSIBLE.
OF COURSE THEY DON'T WANT THEM TO HAVE SEX AT ALL
BEFORE MARRIAGE, BUT, UP AND AT 'EM.
THIS GROUP IS TO BE CALLED
TRUE LOVE DOESN'T WAIT, IT MARRIES.
OKAY, FAIL.
THEY
REALIZE THAT IS A LITTLE BIT
AWKWARD, THEY HAVE NOW CHANGED THE WEBSITE TO JUST LET THEM
MARRY.
BUT NOBODY IS BLOCKING ANYBODY'S CHOICE, IF THEY WANT
TO GET MARRIED, THEY WILL GET MARRIED.
JUST HURRY UP, GET
MARRIED ALREADY.
THE OVERALL
ORGANIZATION IS CALLED QUIVER FULL.
IS THERE A MORE DISGUSTING
NAME THAN QUIVER FULL TO EXPLAIN THE PHENOMENON OF YOUNG MEN AND
WOMEN WHO HAVE BEEN TOLD THAT THEY CANNOT ORGASM UNTIL
MARRIAGE?
THEY ARE QUIVER FULL.
I PICTURE, LIKE, THIS YOUNG
CHRISTIAN RIGHT KID LOADED UP, PIMPLES ON HIS FACE, READY TO
POP.
HIS QUIVER IS FULL, AND HE IS QUIVERING.
LIKE, LET THEM
MARRY.
WE HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO THE GOOD PART YET.
THEY EXPLAINED,
VAUGHN OHLMAN DID, THE CHRISTIAN FUNDAMENTALIST WHO STARTED THIS
GROUP --
FILL 'EM UP, FULL 'EM UP.
YOU GOT A QUIVER, SHE NEEDS IT, YOU
ARE QUIVER FULL.
THIS IS PRETTY
PERVY STUFF, RIGHT?
IT SAYS GET THEM YOUNG.
GET THEM WHILE YOU
CAN.
NOW, JUST TO DRIVE THE POINT HOME, THEY NOW HAVE THIS
NEW POEM/SLOGAN ON THEIR WEBSITE, IT IS AN ANALOGY, AND
QUITE A DISTURBING ONE.
SO LET'S SHARE IT WITH YOU.
THEY
EXPLAINED --
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
GOD, THERE ARE
SO MANY THINGS WONDERFULLY WRONG WITH THAT.
FIRST OF ALL, WOMEN ARE NOT APPLES, THEY ARE NOT A
COMMODITY, THEY ARE HUMAN BEINGS.
THEY GET TO MAKE THEIR
OWN CHOICES.
SECOND OF ALL, WHAT
IS WITH THE GIVING TO A KID, LIKE THE BOY?
HE'S LIKE, I'M THE
FARMER, I GET TO CHOOSE WHICH BOY EATS MY APPLE.
STEP ON
UP.
REALLY?
IN THE YEAR 2016 IN AMERICA, WE ARE HAVING DADS PICK
OUT -- IS THIS ARRANGED MARRIAGE OR SOMETHING?
ARE WE DOING TESTS
OR POP QUIZZES?
HOW ARE WE DETERMINING THIS?
AND THEN ALL
THE WEIRD, PERVY ANALOGIES.
THE APPLE ON THE BOTTOM, AND THE ONE
ON THE TOP -- MY DAUGHTER HAS REACHED PEAK BRIGHTNESS, YOU
WANT HER?
YOU FUCKING CREEP, BACK AWAY.
ONE WOMAN WHO
USED TO BE QUIVERING, SHE HAS SINCE LEFT THE GROUP AND STARTED
A BLOG, NO LONGER QUIVERING.
I GUESS THAT IS WHAT HAPPENS AFTER
[SPITTOON SOUND EFFECT].
SHE MAKES A GOOD POINT, SHE SAYS --
AND THERE ARE MANY OTHERS WHO ARE CRITICS OF THIS APPROACH,
BUT ISN'T IT AMAZING?
WE HAVE THESE GUYS WHO ARE FUNDAMENTALISTS
IN OUR OWN COUNTRY.
LAST WEEK WE DID A STORY ABOUT THESE MORMON
FUNDAMENTALISTS TAKING WIVES AS
YOUNG AS 12 IN SPIRITUAL MARRIAGES, AND YES, CONSUMMATING
THEM.
NOW YOU HAVE THESE CHRISTIAN FUNDAMENTALISTS WHO
ARE LIKE, YOU HAVE TO PICK THEM WHEN THEY ARE RIPE.
I TESTED
THE RIPENESS OF MY DAUGHTER AND
NOW I AM READY TO GIVE IT TO YOU BECAUSE YOUR QUIVER IS SO FULL.
WEIRD, CREEPY, AND PLEASE, KEEP THAT RELIGION TO YOURSELF.
YOUNG TURKS.