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Man, it was an exciting weekend in -- in sports.
The Kentucky Derby. Did you see this?
It's the second biggest upset in the race's 148-year history.
It won -- 80-1 was the long shot.
Yeah. And it was named -- Rich Strike
was the name of the horse.
Rich Strike, which sounds more like your local anchor
who does sports and weather.
[ Laughter ]
"And now with Rich Strike with the weather."
[ Light laughter ]
Rich Strike sounds like a pack of cigarettes
your grandma used to smoke.
[ Laughter ]
"Give me a pack of Rich Strikes."
[ Light laughter ]
The horse's odds were 80-1.
Yeah, that's like if today I was talking
about President Bill de Blasio. You know what I'm saying?
Can you -- do you understand what that means?
Meanwhile, this weekend was also Mother's Day, of course.
Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers out there.
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And I saw that First Lady Jill Biden
spent the day in Ukraine and met with the Ukrainian First Lady.
Yeah. Basically, Joe got her an edible arrangement
for Mother's Day and Jill was like, "You know what?
I'm going to go to Ukraine. I'm good."
And this was actually very cool.
At the request of Ukrainian President Zelenskyy,
Bono and the Edge held a surprise concert yesterday
at a subway station in Kyiv.
[ Audience oohs ]
That's amazing. That's -- it was the first time a guy
broke out a guitar in a subway station
and people actually cheered.
[ Laughter ]
Let's switch gears.
As part of the investigation against him,
Former President Trump has been asked to turn over
four cell phones, but he claims he can't
because he lost all of them.
[ Laughter ]
Yeah, Trump said he doesn't know where the phones are.
Then a minute later,
Eric Trump's stomach started ringing.
[ Laughter ]
[As Trump] "You -- you swallowed --"
[Normally] Well, get this. A Sherpa in Nepal
has set a new world record after scaling Mount Everest
for the 26th time.
[ Audience oohs ]
Yeah, so if you think your friend who just ran
a half marathon is insufferable,
try having lunch with this guy.
[ Laughter ]
Yeah, the guy has his reasons.
When asked what motivates him, he said,
"I have AT&T. It's the only place I get service.
I got to --"
[ Laughter ]
Well, this isn't good -- A former sheriff's deputy
in Arizona has been arrested for allegedly crashing weddings
and stealing thousands of dollars' worth of wedding gifts.
[ Light laughter ]
His friends got suspicious when they saw
his kitchen had 11 air fryers.
[ Laughter ]
Hey, I read that a 1,000-pound great white shark
has been spotted near the Jersey shore.
[ Audience oohs ]
Yeah, scientists tagged it with a tracker a few years ago,
whereas the other sharks off the coast of Jersey put it,
"He's wearing a wire. He's wearing --"
[ Laughter ]
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