[applause]
Five minutes, five minutes, show starts in five minutes!
Where is the new cast of All That? Gabi, Reece, where are you?
Where are you?
Alright, Reece. I guess it's time to do the show.
I'm nervous, Gabi. What if we mess up?
- Need some advice? - Lori Beth Denberg?
You were on the original cast of All That back in the 90's.
Help us!
OK.
When in doubt, get loud!
- Like this? - Yes!
[screaming]
Now go on, loud it up!
[screaming]
Kate, Nathan, Ryan, we have three minutes! Three minutes!
[water splashing]
I can't do a spit take. I just keep drooling on myself.
I can't get mine to spray.
I swallowed mine again.
Show starts in three minutes. If we don't figure out spit takes,
it's gonna be a huge mess.
- Is everything OK, guys? - Josh Server?
You're an All That legend. You must know how to do spit takes.
Oh, I do. You need to hold the water in your mouth
and make an elephant noise. It's easy, try it.
[spitting]
There you go.
- Thanks, Josh! - Yep! Go get 'em!
Where are Lex and Chinguun? We have one minute, one minute.
We've been hitting each other with cheese bats for hours,
- but it's just not feeling funny. - Did somebody say cheese bats?
- Kel Mitchell? - Kel Mitchell?
You were repair man man man man man!
Yes, and you were the best at getting hit.
How do we make this funny?
The key to making it funny is that you gotta sell it.
Alright? Watch this.
[screaming]
- Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! - I told you he was the best.
Thanks, Kel! Let's go!
Real hammer, not a prop!
Oh, I need a repair man man man for my hand hand hand!
[laughing]
Finally, you show up! I was about to do the show myself.
- No, no, no, no! - No, no, no, no!
Well get out there! Show starts in zero minutes!
Alright, alright, alright. Ready yet?
- Get set, it's All That! - Get set, it's All That!
Fresh out the box. Stop, look, and watch. Ready yet? Get set, it's All That!
♪ Oh, oh, oh, This is All That ♪
♪ This is All That ♪
♪ Now this is just an introduction Before I blow your mind ♪
♪ The show is All of That And yes we do it all the time ♪
♪ So sit your booty On the floor or in a chair ♪
♪ Ground or in the air Just don't go nowhere ♪
♪ 'Cause everything we do It's all of that ♪
♪ When entertaining you We all of that ♪
♪ My posse and my crew It's all of that ♪
♪ So sit still 'cause we're coming right back ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh This is All That ♪
♪ This is All That ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh This is All That ♪
♪ This is All That ♪
It's Masked Video Game Dancer Celebrity Edition!
With your host, Nick Cannon!
Whoo! I'm Nick Cannon, baby, yeah!
And welcome to Masked Video Game Dancer Celebrity Edition!
The only show where celebrities perform dances
from your favorite video games
to a panel of celebrity judges. Let's meet the panel.
Beyonce!
Bow down.
Ariana Grande!
Yes!
And Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson!
Ahh! Bring it!
Ahh!
Let's bring out our first dancer!
[applause]
My name is Apple Face, and my dance is called "Toothbrush".
Brush, baby, brush!
[dance music]
[laughing]
The only person who can dance that good... is me.
The Queen Bee.
I like it, I want it, I bought it, I got it. Yeah!
This jabroney is laying the smack down.
And time. Ariana said, "Yeah!" Beyonce gets Beyonce
and the Rock doubled in size! Reveal.
- Shabba-dabba-doo! - Adam Sandler?
I like to dance. The dancing is nice. Would you like to dance for me?
[laughing]
No? Well, that is something that could be brought to my attention yesterday!
Whoo! That guy was louder than my suit.
Next dancer.
[applause]
I'm Carrot Brain, and my dance is called "Hide the Pony".
'Nuff talking, mo' dancing'.
[neighing]
[laughing]
[dance music]
I'm shook to my core. This must be the work of... me.
Miss Carter.
I see it, I need it. Receive it, repeat it. Yeah!
He's good, but he'll never be the people's champ!
[laughing]
Reveal.
Um... Billy Ray Cyrus?
- What? - Who?
Who dis?
Oh, you're Miley Cyrus' dad!
No, no, no, no! You did that song with Lil Nas X!
I love Lil Nas X!
I am Billy Ray Cyrus! I'm a legendary country singer!
Whatever you say, Miley Cyrus' dad!
[laughing]
Who was that guy?
Every judge on the panel is tied at zero points
and my jacket is tied with my pants for craziest article of clothing.
Final dancer.
[applause]
I'm Smorehead, and my dance is called "Taking' the Smell".
Let's get smelly.
[dance music]
[laughing]
I don't know what I'm looking at, so I'm just gonna say my name.
Say it, girl!
Beyonce.
He's smelling, I'm gelling, I'm liking, I'm buying. Yeah!
Can you smell-la-la-la-la-la what the Rock is cooking?
[laughing]
Time, time, time. Nobody was even close.
Reveal.
It's me, Nick Cannon, baby! Yeah!
I'm on so many shows, they got me hosting and competing, baby!
- Whoa! Looking' good, Nick Cannon! - Right back at ya, Nick Cannon! Ha, ha!
Yeah! How did I not guess that dancer was me?
[buzzer]
Ah, we're out of time, and once again, our judges got zero points.
Which means they'll all be back next week for another episode of...
Masked Video Game Dancer Celebrity Edition!
[applause]
And now, original All That cast member Lori Beth Denberg
with Vital Information for your everyday life.
They say people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
I say people who wear glass underwear should never, ever sit down.
Violence is never the answer. Unless--
You know what? I can't do this. I'm sorry. You know, it has been an honor
to do Vital Information for you for all these years,
but I really think it's time that I get back to my home planet.
[audience laughing]
You know what? I'm gonna order a replacement host.
Alright, add to cart. Ooh, free instant shipping? Yes.
And... purchase.
Delivery for original All That cast member Lori Beth Denberg.
- That's me. - Here's your replacement toast.
Uh, I ordered a replacement host. Not replacement toast.
Sorry, no returns.
[laughing]
Sorry, no returns.
- Ugh. That is so planet Earth. - Toast? Are you gonna eat that?
- No, go right ahead, Reece. - Thanks! You know what they say.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll never go hungry.
Teach a piece of toast to fish, and you've just wasted a lot of time,
crazy toast lady!
[laughing]
Hey, Reece! How would you like to be the new host of Vital Information?
- Can I keep the toast? - Sure!
- Yay! - Let's start by doing one together.
Violence is never the answer.
Unless the question is, "What rhymes with schmiolence?"
My work here is done.
Goodbye, everyone. May all of your information be vital.
This has been Lori Beth Denberg and Reece Joy Caddell
with Vital Information for your everyday life.
Hi, welcome to Getting Rid of Your Stuff with me, Marie Kiddo.
I help kids decide what to keep and what to get rid of.
Today, we're at Danielle's house, and we're going to take a look
at some of her stuff. Hi, Danielle! Who's this?
- Hey, Marie! This is my doll, Heather. - Does she bring you joy, or not?
- Oh, she does bring me joy! - Then we keep Heather.
Tell me about this big, ceramic vase. Does it bring you joy, or no?
Oh, not really. My grandma gave it to me.
Then, get rid of it. Destroy!
[smashing]
- Why'd you destroy my vase? - I got rid of it.
You destroyed it.
Yes, the best way to get rid of something.
- What? - And we're calm.
Tell me about this sun dress.
Uh, it's kinda itchy.
Then fold it, and thank it for its service.
Uh, thank you, sun dress.
[audience laughing]
Destroy!
[audience laughing]
- Why'd you dynamite my dress? - It was time! And we're settled.
How about this cabinet of curios and priceless collectible plates?
Oh, those aren't even mine. Those are my mom's, so...
So they bring her joy?
Yes...
But... not you?
I don't know.
Cabinet, you have held and displayed and now we honor you.
Destroy!
[smashing]
My mom is gonna kill me!
That's too bad. Do you not bring her joy?
- No, I think I do. - Then you should be fine.
How about this sofa? Do you like the color?
- Oh, wait. I know this. - Destroy!
[jack hammering]
You're a monster!
- The wall that holds the house up? - It brings joy, I wanna keep it.
- Yes? Which one is it? - Uh...
A wall you can't find brings joy?
Thank you, wall.
No!
Destroy.
[crashing]
[laughing]
[coughing]
And that's Getting Rid of Your Stuff, with me, Marie Kiddo.
Join us next week at the stained glass window shop.
Goodbye!
[clattering]
[applause]
Excuse me, what happened to the other guy?
He said he would be right back with my order.
Ed, Ed!
Oh, let me see.
[cheering]
Yeah, welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger.
Can I take your order?
You already took my order!
Oh, hey, it's you! Here you go!
What in the world is that?
You said you wanted everything on it.
I couldn't get everything, but you know, I tried, OK?
There's like a yo-yo, you know, a boxing glove,
a ukulele.
- How am I supposed to eat that? - I don't know, with your mouth?
[laughing]
I didn't want this. Storming out!
Ok, but can I keep my underwear?
[screaming]
Oh, welcome to Good Burger! home of the Good Burger!
Can I take your order?
Sure, but first, is that underwear?
Oh, uh, no.
- Wait, you guys look familiar. - Yeah, we're in a band.
Oh, no, that's not it.
You're the guys that keep stealing the toilet paper out of the bathroom!
No, we're the Jonas Brothers. I'm Kevin Jonas.
[cheering]
I'm Joe Jonas.
[cheering]
And I'm Nick Jonas.
[cheering]
Yeah, but why did you name your band The Jonas Brothers?
- Because we're brothers. - And we all share the last name Jonas.
Oh, good thing your name isn't Poopie!
Yeah, 'cause then you would be The Poopie Brothers.
- Lucky us. - So, can we order?
Sure you can! Anybody can order.
You know, it's just listing all the things you want to eat out loud, try it!
OK. Uh, can I get one Good Burger, please?
Oh, that was so good! Ha, ha! You did it! Ha, ha! You ordered!
No, no, I was telling you what I wanted.
OK, I got this. Can we each have one Good Burger, one Good Fries
and one Good Shake?
Oh, OK! One Good Burger, one Good Fry, and one Good Shake.
Um, I don't know if that's enough for three people.
No, no, we each want one. So can we get three Good Burgers,
three Good Fries, and three Good Shakes?
Oh, OK, you all want three? OK. Nine more Good Burgers,
nine more Good Shakes, and nine more Good Fries.
I really think that's too much for three people.
Yeah, we know that, we don't want all that food.
Why would you order us all that food?
Because I work here. I mean, you know, you say an order,
I tell the cooks. That's how ordering works, Jonas Brothers.
Come on! I thought you knew that. Oh, well.
Here you go.
Hey, I know you guys!
Yeah, they're the toilet paper thieves.
[laughing]
- We really don't need all this food. - It's fine, we'll just take it for later.
And I happen to have a coupon for half off our entire order.
Oh, half off. OK, cool. I'm gonna make it happen.
What are you doing?
There you go!
And then you know, I got your shake, you said half off.
Not the shake!
[laughing]
That's about eight ounces, that's it, half off!
[laughing]
Uh, you guys wanna go somewhere else to eat?
- Yes, I have a coupon for Chicken Hut. - Perfect. Well, I'm just gonna steal
some toilet paper from the bathroom for the tour bus.
- Great idea. - I knew it!
♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude, She's a dude, 'cause we're all dudes ♪
- That's pretty good! - That's really good, it's catchy!
You know, we could use a song like that as the lead single for our next album.
Woah, yeah!
♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude 'Cause we're all dudes, hey ♪
And now, All That presents Cancelled with Nathan.
Welcome to Cancelled with Nathan.
I'm here to tell you what is now officially cancelled, and why.
Up next, we have people just saying "K" instead of "OK".
Yes, "K" is cancelled. No, I am not cancelling the letter "K".
It can stay. I need it to spell words like "Kangaroo" and "Kazoo".
And "Knight", even though it is silent.
But, replying with "K" instead of "OK" is not OK.
I texted my friend Jeremy a question. I asked, "Hey, Jeremy, when you're done
with that scooter, can you let me know, because I want to use it next?"
And he replied with "K". Have you ever heard anything more rude
in your whole life? Am I not worth the O?
I was under the impression that we were friends.
What kind of friend is too lazy to reply back with two syllables?
I got him the exact limited edition skateboard that he wanted for his birthday
and in return, I can't even get two letters? Hoo!
Well, guess what, Jeremy? Maybe I'm too lazy to say
all of Jeremy now, so from now on, you're Jer, K?
This has been Cancelled with Nathan.
- Hey, everybody! - Let's give a round of sound
for our musical guest, The Jonas Brothers!
[cheers and applause]
♪ We go together Better than birds of a feather ♪
♪ You and me We change the weather, yeah ♪
♪ I'm feeling heat in December when you're 'round me ♪
♪ I've been dancing on top of cars and looking for where you are ♪
♪ I follow you through the dark Can't get enough ♪
♪ You're the medicine and the pain the tattoo inside my brain ♪
♪ And, baby, you know it's obvious ♪
♪ I'm a sucker for you ♪
♪ You say the word and I'll go anywhere blindly ♪
♪ I'm a sucker for you, yeah ♪
♪ Any road you take You know that you'll find me ♪
♪ I'm a sucker For all the subliminal things ♪
♪ No one knows about you about you, about you, about you ♪
♪ And you're making the typical me break my typical rules ♪
♪ It's true, I'm a sucker for you ♪
♪ Don't complicate it ♪
♪ 'Cause I know you and you know everything about me ♪
♪ I can't remember, yeah ♪
♪ All of the nights I don't remember When you're 'round me ♪
♪ I've been dancing on top of cars And looking for where you are ♪
♪ I follow you through the dark Can't get enough ♪
♪ You're the medicine and the pain The tattoo inside my brain ♪
♪ And, baby, you know it's obvious ♪
♪ I'm a sucker for you ♪
♪ You say the word And I'll go anywhere blindly ♪
♪ I'm a sucker for you, yeah ♪
♪ Any road you take You know that you'll find me ♪
♪ I'm a sucker for all The subliminal things ♪
♪ No one knows about you about you, about you, about you ♪
♪ And you're making the typical me break my typical rules ♪
♪ It's true, I'm a sucker for you ♪
♪ I'm a sucker for you ♪
♪ I've been dancing on top of cars And looking for where you are ♪
♪ I follow you through the dark Can't get enough ♪
♪ You're the medicine and the pain The tattoo inside my brain ♪
♪ And, baby, you know it's obvious ♪
♪ I'm a sucker for you ♪
♪ You say the word And I'll go anywhere blindly ♪
♪ I'm a sucker for you, yeah ♪
♪ Any road you take you know that you'll find me ♪
♪ I'm a sucker for all The subliminal things ♪
♪ No one knows about you About you, about you, about you ♪
♪ And you're making the typical me Break my typical rules ♪
♪ It's true, I'm a sucker for you ♪
♪ I'm a sucker for you ♪
[cheers and applause]
That's it for our show tonight!
But before we get going, let's have one more round of sound
for our musical guest, The Jonas Brothers!
[cheers and applause]