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Mark Hofmann and now I got the sexiest
shirt in the March DEATH BATTLE shirt
you wear this you're going to find
yourself in a sex battle I don't know
where that is what I know you'll look ok
now click the link below and buy this
shirt or they're going to eat me so
picture this it's 1995 you're a child
Sonic the Hedgehog is the hottest thing
on the block and he just came out with
his first album on compact disc he has
fire it up and you're greeted with a
slew of profane tracks that have nothing
to do with Sonic
Plus that's exactly what happened in the
Netherlands I'm Jocelyn the intern I do
all the research nobody else wants to
straight from this yet oh yes battle
ladies and gentlemen let me introduce
you to sonic dance power one two three
four five six seven and eight I yep
sonic has not one but eight albums in
the Netherlands these albums are sadly
not performed by the blue hedgehog
himself they are what's referred to as
music compilations and I guess they're
somehow
inspired by the blue blur don't even ask
me how the hell they came to the
conclusion that a bunch of mediocre
electronic dance music has anything to
do with Sonic but who cares because
these tracks are F and bonkers
okay now you're probably wondering how
crazy cuz these songs be I mean they're
made for younger kids right mother of
god it's all toilet sounds oh oh oh you
are very wrong because these tracks are
far from appropriate for kitty ears even
some of the song titles are a bit let's
say risque for instance we have songs
like move your ass and twenty fingers
not so famous lick it which I can assure
you is every bit as much about oral sex
as you would think
I mean sure Sonic is probably a fan of
going to mouth town because who isn't
but still I don't really think it fits
his attitude oh and then you have songs
by bands like Tokyo ghetto put a kitty
cat
yeah we're just going to say kitty cat
and if you think that's bad we're just
scratching the surface here have a
listen to useless man by minty
doctor kizza currently providing a
significant other loving cool buddy that
helps you understand the distance we've
traveled from the realm of Sonic yet his
face is still on the cover of the album
we can't confirm if these were
officially licensed sonic products but
it has been reported that dance power
aid even came with a demo of Sonic and
Knuckles collection for PC so there's
that I mean I could see one flipping by
the eyes of Sega but eh speaking of
music album shamelessly being sold by
your favorite characters here's one for
Mortal Kombat's
and yet this one's official now I'm sure
you know the super popular m'kay theme
don't don't don't don't don't don't
follow combat bumpity competition - -
man it was supposed it gave me an actual
office instead of this closet it'd be a
lot easier to dance anyway that theme
was made by a band called the immortal
but did you know these guys had a whole
slew of other tracks dedicated to the
hit fighting game franchise in fact you
can find beef for pretty much all of the
original characters in mortal combat
some of my personal favorites are
scorpions track lost soul bent on
revenge
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Lu Kang born in China
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and of course the unforgettable
sub-zero's Chinese Ninja Warrior
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you know alone
Wow what a special piece of mediocrity
that is oh and did you know that Mortal
Kombat also had a live tour and no I
don't mean the band went on tour I mean
they had a live show where they traveled
around doing onstage martial arts like
some kind of bad community theater and
when I say bad
I mean the Baba bad fun fact Mortal
Kombat's live tour has literally one of
the most cringe-worthy news appearances
ever in order to promote that show I
mean look at that is the ultimate 6-pack
of a stomach looks like a name packed it
is seriously terrible I'll leave a link
in the description so you can check it
out for yourself
you're welcome