- Hi, I'm Dietrich.
- And I'm Daniel!
- And we're playing Would You Rather.
- And they're blackmailing me to be here!
(coughing and gagging)
- Oh, it burns, really-
- Oh, god.
How you doing?
(retching)
Warning, this episode will have vomiting in it.
- I'm Daniel.
- And my name is Deitrich.
- We're playing a terrible game of would you rather,
in which we're gonna have to pick from two evils.
They'll probably be fear, pain, or humiliation based.
- Oh yes.
- Are you guys ready for your Would You Rather?
- Uh huh.
- Here you go.
- My sack is really tight right now.
(laughing)
Is that how you feel?
Would you rather eat a slice of every kind of cheesecake
at The Cheesecake Factory,
or eat one ghost pepper?
- Oh no! (gagging)
(cameraman laughing)
- That's what's gonna make him throw up.
- Unless my eyes are cheated by some spell,
it appears that I'm seeing there are 36 flavors
of cheesecake at The Cheesecake Factory.
We're either gonna eat a billion calories in cheesecake
and have the worst diarrhea ever,
or we're gonna eat ghost pepper chilies.
- [Both] And have the worst diarrhea ever.
- But you'd be in a lot of pain.
- Just two slices of cheesecake is gonna give you your total
amount of fat that you would need for an entire day.
Amplify that by 30 some slices, and see where you're going
- with that. - Oh Jesus, okay.
- You take in a whole influx of sugar,
you have an insulin response to that,
and your poor little liver is just gonna be punished.
- What're my poops gonna be like?
- It's gonna be like toothpaste, right?
- Oh, man,
I'm thinking of it more as an explosion, potentially.
- Oh my, okay.
- [Daniel] What's the digestive process
for eating a ghost pepper?
- What can happen is, your body is kind of reading this
like an internal fire, right?
- Yeah.
- So you can actually have blistering,
a form of blistering that happens internally-
- Cool, tight, tight tight, just stomach blisters, great.
- Alright guys, did you make a decision?
- Yep, yeah I think we made a decision.
- We're gonna eat all the cheesecake.
- Gonna eat all of it.
What is that?
- [Cameraman] Good fuckin' job, are you getting excited?!
- Goddamn it, stop, you got it in my fuckin' eye!
- Christ. - Wow.
(laughing)
- So, I mean, when you think about it,
it's a lot of cheesecake, but when you see it?
- It's a lot of cheesecake, it's even more cheesecake.
- [Cameraman] Alright, get to it.
- Here we go.
It's so good though.
Do we get water?
Ah, goddamn it.
- Here you go, here, take your milk.
- Oh, that looks thick.
- [Cameraman] Hold on, I got-
- No! No!
- [Cameraman] Ready to tap out?
- Why did we pick this one?
(retching noise)
Ah. (gagging)
- [Cameraman] We have an EMT over here for you to meet.
- Ah, right, yes.
- What's it at, doc?
- You a little nervous?
- No, why?
- 132 over 82, it's fine.
- Oh, shit.
- Why, don't say that!
- 122 over 78.
- Lower than yours!
- You little fuckin' punk. - It doesn't mean anything.
- What's worse, chest pains,
or incredible throbbing in my head?
(coughing and burping)
- I mean there's obviously no way we're gonna be able
to eat all this.
(gagging and retching)
- Cheesecake used to be like a favorite dessert of mine.
And now I wanna die.
- I don't know if I can do it.
- [Cameraman] What happens if you fail?
- We gotta eat the ghost pepper.
- I'm drooling uncontrollably right now,
and I don't know why.
- Oh, please stop doing it, please. (gags)
Please stop doing that.
- What's the verdict, doc?
- 160/100.
So your blood pressure went from 122/78, to 160/100.
In the span of 15 minutes.
The pressure on your veins is higher than it should be.
- [Dietrich] You're vascular right now.
- You've gone up as well.
- I feel way older.
- I feel like a president during wartime.
I can't, I can't, I can't.
- Oh God.
(retching)
Hey, you're doing great man.
(sound of liquid pouring)
- Are you fucking kidding me?
(laughing)
Did you pour out a Gatorade back there?
Or was that actually vomit?
- I'm done, I'm done with the cheesecake.
- [Cameraman] Alright, so you guys give up?
- Yeah.
(airhorn blowing)
- [Cameraman] Have to have the ghost pepper.
- How about this, how about that?
Hm? That just happened.
You gonna, you gonna blast us with ear stuff?
Ear stuff, I'm never as-
- It was really good until you said the ear stuff.
(laughing)
- I don't have any last words.
- Uh, my emergency contact is my mom.
- [Cameraman] Wait, wait!
Go for it.
- Fuck you in every hole!
(crunching)
- [Cameraman] Chew it!
- Nope, oh God.
Oh no.
- Ah.
- Ah, shit.
(retching)
- [Cameraman] Get it all up.
- Oh the pepper's in the milk, the pepper's in the milk!
- Do you- seriously, do you have another one?
- [Cameraman] Dan likes ghost peppers, I guess.
- [Dietrich] Oh you sick fuck!
Agh, it doesn't fucking stop!
(laughing)
(retching)
- Oh, there it goes.
(laughing)
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