- Y'all are really trying to just bamboozle us out here.
- There's really nothing on this?
Who makes burgers like this?
- Nobody!
That's what I'm saying they're (bleep) with us, man.
- Are you guys messing with us?
- What's up, guys?
Timothy DeLaGhetto here.
- I'm Chia Habte, his wife.
- My wife.
- 'Cause we're married.
- Uh huh, switching it up this time.
I know you guys usually know from Send Foodz,
where I'm with my side dude, David So.
We eat all the eats and drinks all the drinks.
But this time, I brought in my wifey because I'm sick.
- [Chia] Top Gun.
Top Gun.
- [Timothy] Yes
- [Chia] Stealth sniper.
- [Timothy] Sure.
- [Chia] Cheeseburger connoisseur.
- Okay.
- No, no, no, I take that back. I'm not a connoisseur.
If you watched the other episode of Down the Hatch,
you'll know that Tim and David were trying to guess
where these nuggets were from.
- That's the frozen.
- [Woman] It's Burger King.
- What?
- Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim.
You, you, you
you said it was... oh!
- And you sucked.
- Ah, no, no, no.
- Hard.
Hard.
- I got it right.
The producers (bleep) me all up.
They switched it up on us.
I think I was bamboozled.
I was deceived.
- But this time, - But this time,
we're gonna kill it
because I'm here.
- Got my wife.
- David sucks.
We don't need you, bye.
- True, true, facts. On this episode of Down on the Hatch,
we're going to be trying five different kinds of burgers.
- Mm-hm
We have burgers from McDonald's, Burger King, Wendy's,
Shake Shack, and Five Guys.
- All of which I've had.
Have you?
- Yeah, of course.
- Okay, geeze, I'm just checking.
- What the (bleep)?
And this time, just because we're experts,
we are gonna do it blind-folded.
You ready for this?
- Bring out the burgers.
If this wrecks my makeup, you guys are dead.
- Yeah, mine too.
- We for sure got this.
- Yeah, I'm willing to bet our marriage on it.
- Are we a team or is it every man for themselves?
- I mean, I like a little friendly competition.
- Every man for themselves?
- Sure.
- Cool. I always beat you in games anyways.
- Yeah, you do.
- It's hot dogs.
- What the heck?
Skinny hot dogs?
- These are hot dogs.
These are cold hot dogs.
This isn't a burger. - Where is it?
Oh, here. - Oh, this is weird.
- [Chia] Get out of here. I'm gonna beat you.
- It's hard to, mm. - Do I smell a pickle?
- This is giving me McDonald's smells.
- But it feels so big for McDonald's.
- That's why I think it's not a regular cheeseburger.
I think it's like a Quarter Pounder.
- Quarter Pounder? - Yeah.
- Mm
- Okay, cheers.
- Cheers
- Mm, wait.
- That's not McDonald's.
- No, this is tough.
Wait, let me get a feel for this bread.
- Okay, it's not Burger King, we know that.
- Burger King is more onion-y.
- I don't think it's Wendy's.
- I don't think it's Wendy's either. Maybe it's Five Guys?
- It's not Shake Shack.
- Uh uh.
- I think Five Guys.
- I think I will say Five Guys for this one.
- I think I'm down with Five Guys.
- Okay.
- Okay, first of all, this is Burger King.
- You can tell by the bread?
- Yeah, it's got little seeds on it.
- Sesame seed bun?
- Yeah.
- McDonald's also has sesame seed buns.
- This is McDonald's.
No, it's Burger King.
- Man, you're messing me up.
- Okay, cheers.
- Cheers.
- Burger King.
- Hold on.
I gotta make sure you're not influencing me.
- Sorry.
It might be McDonald's.
- It's giving me Big Mac vibes.
They're trying to switch it up on us.
We both know how the regular little cheeseburgers
from McDonald's feel and taste, right?
But this right here, coming with that fancy bun.
The lettuce, for sure tastes like it would be on a
Big Mac, right?
- Right.
And the sauce is very Big Mac-y.
And the bun.
Big Mac's have this bun, don't they?
- I think it's McDonald's.
- I think I'm down with McDonald's, as well.
- Oh, this is heavy. This might be Burger King.
- Oh Jesus Christ, this is heavy.
- Burger King Whopper?
- No, no, no.
Burger King doesn't have this much weight.
- Burger King Whopper?
They're heavy.
- A Whopper though?
- I think it is.
- Wait, this is like a, it smells like ...
- Bacon.
- You're going to throw this off.
- You're throwing off the whole thing.
- Okay.
Cheers.
- I think Burger King.
I think it's the Whopper.
- I think I might switch it up.
- Oh, (bleep).
Yeah, right.
- I think this might be my Five Guys.
- Really?
- I think I might make my first one Burger King.
The bacon's throwing me off.
You guys, man.
- I feel like my gut is just telling me Burger King,
so that's just what I'm gonna do.
'Cause I can't eat a whole Whopper anymore.
It's (bleep) huge.
Can I swear?
Sorry, guys.
- Shut your potty mouth.
This is Thrillist.
Family friendly.
- I'm gonna stick with Burger King.
Final answer.
- I'm gonna switch.
I think this is my new Five Guys.
It's okay, babe, we don't have to be on the same page.
- I know, okay.
- Bring on the fourth burger, you sneaky mother (bleep).
- Bring on the burger for grumpy pants.
- Oh.
- Just waiting. - Okay, sesame seed bun again.
- Ah, damn.
Is that sesame seed on it?
Oh yeah, okay.
- Aww man, this one's weird.
- Wait.
This one doesn't even have a taste.
- What is this?
Who are you, baby, talk to me.
- You want me to talk to you?
- Not you, baby.
This baby.
- Damn it, because I don't know it,
I think I'm just going to go with Wendy's
cause I feel like I know Wendy's the least.
- It can't be Wendy's.
All these burgers were cold guys.
That's another variable.
- It definitely might make a huge difference.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Wait, there's a lot of, is this double meat?
What is this?
- Double meat.
Is there even cheese on this?
- Truthfully, whatever this is, it tastes like nothing.
I don't taste anything, do you?
- I mean there's no sauce, there's no veggies,
there's no cheese.
- I'm literally opening it up.
It's just bun.
- I know.
- Patty, patty, bun.
- No one serves their (bleep) like that.
I'm gonna save my guess of this
until we get the last one.
- Kay, well I think I'm just gonna say Wendy's.
Cause I don't know what that is.
- Okay, no sesame seed bun.
- Some lettuce.
- Oh, I know this guy.
Just have to feel the bread.
- Shake Shack.
- Shake Shack, yeah.
- For sure.
Shake Shack is all soft and Hawaiian-y.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That potato, potato bun.
Cheers, baby.
- Hey, there's no one else I'd rather be eating burgers with
than you.
- Same here.
Shake Shack.
I think I'm just going to take one bite
cause it's gotta be Shake Shack.
- Hold on.
Don't.
You're, you're burger-septing me, my mind.
Let me just, ah.
Yeah, I'm down with Shake Shack for this.
Now I gotta figure out, wait, wait. Is this Shake Shack?
- Unless they're trying to trick us with the bread.
- No bread has felt like Shake Shack's bread,
up until here. - True, true, true.
I don't know anymore, man.
- Yeah, here we go.
- Okay.
I'm second guessing myself a little bit.
What'd you get, I want to see your answers.
- Oh my God, it's like I'm back in high school.
Copy off the Asian kid
even though I was terrible at algebra.
- You dropped out of college.
- All right, so, my final answers.
Burger King.
McDonald's.
Wendy's.
Five Guys.
Shake Shack.
Baby? - Okay, I'm going to do
Five Guys, McDonald's, Burger King,
Wendy's, and
Shake Shack.
- [Woman] First one
Wendy's.
- What?-
- Damn it.
- Mother F.
- That's a tough one.
- I don't know Wendy's like that. This screws up everything.
- I know.
- [Woman] Second one
McDonald's.
- Okay, we got that one right.
- Good job
- As long we get McDonald's right,
the other ones don't really matter.
- Is it?
Is that what it is?
- Yes, McDonald's is McDonald's.
- I mean, I love McDonald's. - Cannot get McDonald's wrong.
- [Woman] Third one
Burger King.
- Yes. - Woo.
I may be only just got these two right.
- Wait, what was your three?
Your three is Wendy's, my three's Burger King.
- Yeah. - Okay, so I was right.
I knew it.
Whopper's are effin' heavy.
They're (bleep) heavy.
- Yeah, I guess you're right.
- [Woman] Okay, fourth, Five Guys.
- Okay. - Aww, man.
- Man, y'all.
You guys, so sneaky with that.
- Yeah.
- Who orders a burger with nothing on it but meat?
- It was awful.
- [Woman] That means the fifth one is
- Is Shake Shack.
We knew from the bread.
- Yeah, yeah. - We knew from the bread.
- It's so good.
It's so soft.
- Yeah.
- Three out of five for me, three out of five for you.
- Sweet, cool.
All right.
- Good job, baby.
- Yeah.
Yes.
- Yes.
Marriage, this is what it looks like.
- To be married.
- All right guys, thanks for watching.
I hope you liked that video,
and I hope you liked my wife.
- Yes.
- She is so cute.
- I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay.
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