- If it's in chocolate form, actually I like it.
(Donal laughing)
Sorry. Come on Donal.
- Get it together.
- Try, this is the big leagues.
- Don't blow your shot.
(upbeat guitar music)
- I think we're here to drink something called.
(Donal stuttering)
- Waskey?
- Whiskey?
- Wise-coo?
- Whisk?
- We are trying some Tullamore Dew,
or Tully to its friends.
- It's whiskey. - It's whiskey.
- Are you fond of the dew?
- No. - No.
- No.
(Donal and Aidan laughing)
- I don't think I've ever had Tulla.
I've been to almost every whiskey distillery in Ireland.
(upbeat music)
- Oh, I have had this.
I have had it. I've had it before.
- Where'd you get the Glen-karens?
- What are they called?
- Glen-karens.
- Glen-karens?
- Tullamore Irish whiskey. Triple distilled.
So this is your standard Irish whiskey.
- I like the man on the side.
- Do you know what the Dew stands for?
- D-E-W?
I thought it was dew, as in a drop of water.
- No, Daniel E Williams.
It's the guy who founded it.
- D's Dew, you know?
D Willie.
- Dee's nuts?
It sounds like a country porn...
The big Tullamore and you're my big Tulla-whore,
I'll tell you that.
- Round, rich nose.
- I'm getting sort of fruity aromas.
We haven't had-
- Sipping?
- Yeah.
- Hey.
- Fairly smooth.
- Yeah.
- I know it's not-
- It's nice and simple.
- Oh also, just when I went.
(Grainne whistles)
It all went weird.
- It doesn't give me that.
(Donal screams)
That I hate so much.
- This is your standard, go into a pub-
- Yeah.
- And ask for a whiskey, whiskey.
- That's nice. Has a little bit of spice to it.
- I don't love it.
- That's just good whiskey.
- Yeah. It's smooth.
- This isn't your, "I'm having a fancy time whiskey."
- No.
- My whole tongue feels weird now.
- That's a good thing. I like when my tongue feels weird.
- That's what smooth means. Is that what smooth means?
- [Interviewer] Look at you, developing now.
Whiskey development.
- This is your, this will get the job done, whiskey.
- Jameson is Coke and this is Pepsi.
This is your good standard main alternative.
- God bless the Tullamore-ans. That's all I'll say.
- The thing with this glass,
I felt like I had to go really, way further back,
to even get any of it in my mouth.
I was like, "Where's the whiskey?"
- Tullamore Dew. More like, "Tullamore well done you."
I'll have Tullamore of that.
(Seamus laughing)
- [Interviewer] Compared to like, a Jameson, how is it?
- Does it not taste exactly like a Jameson?
- It tastes the exact same. It's whiskey.
- I'm so glad you said it. So now they can edit me going,
"Oh, no. This is obviously more oat-y."
- I love whiskey. Whiskey's great.
- It is nice.
- Even bad whiskey's good whiskey.
I'm not saying this is a bad whiskey.
This is a great whiskey.
I would give it an eight out of ten.
It's lacking a certain x-factor where you go,
"That's fuckin' good."
- Yeah.
- It's like, "That's good."
It's not, "That's fuckin' good."
- It's better than Jameson.
It is better than Bushmills.
- Oh. - Yeah.
- It's probably better than Tullamore itself.
- This one looks a little.
Is this one a little darker? X-O.
- Every time I hear X-O, I think of "XOXO Gossip Girl."
- Yeah, I was thinking...
- X-O-X-O Tullamore Dew.
- This means it's whiskey. It's not rum.
And it was made in a rum factory.
- What does that mean, mister whiskey man.
- As a whiskey man, they put it into
rum casks at the end, for a couple of months,
to pickup the flavors of whatever rum is in there.
- For sweet tropical notes.
- I think I just heard the sound
of a steel drum playing in the background.
(Sean imitating a steel drum)
- I can't get the tropical fruit-
- It smells the exact same as the other one.
There's no difference.
Oh, it slaps harder.
- More of a hit to that than there was to the previous one.
Sticks around more.
- It suffuses. It evaporates into your mouth.
- Tastes almost tropically.
- Yeah.
- Holy moly. Wow.
- This kinda tastes like a bourbon.
- The alcohol just coats you
and it disappears like smoke.
- Oh, it's building.
- Yeah.
- Oh, that's...
- Sneaks up on ya.
- Did you get that kinda toilet bourbon.
(Aidan laughing)
- Like a nightclub bartender, Tullarmore.
- Yeah.
- This is quite nice.
This would go nicely in certain cocktails.
♪ Work all night and me drink me rum ♪
♪ Me drink me rum Castel-more Dew ♪
♪ Daylight come and Tullamore Dew ♪
- It makes me burp as well.
- You looked very off.
- Yeah, whiskey really just does not want to stay in.
- This is gorgeous stuff.
- This is actually real nice.
- Yeah. Do you know what you can do?
You can just folks go home, turn off the camera,
we're gonna go to town on this.
- [Interviewer] How does it compare to the last one?
- Way prefer this one. - Yeah.
It is Tullamore standard. It's pretty good.
But when you get into their other stuff,
it's really nice.
- I think I prefer the last one, to be honest with ya.
I don't really like the bourbon taste.
- I feel as if I'm on a holiday somewhere, and I'm feelin-
- And you just got beat up by the locals.
(Donal and Aiden chuckling)
- Nine out of ten whiskey.
It's flirtin' with 10.
- It is.
- But it's definitely a solid nine.
- We're gonna go up to 7.8.
- I was gonna nine 'cause I was so surprised by it.
- I know what other Tullamore Dews.
There are and I'm assuming they're coming next,
so I need to leave some room for it to go up.
(Grainne stuttering)
- Darren.
- No, it can still be enough for you. It doesn't need to be-
- Darren. I'm having a moment here.
- Okay. Sorry, sorry.
- This one's in a box. This one's like-
- Comes in a box.
- It's like a little whiskey jail.
- Well, look at this box.
- Nice cider cask.
- Oh, it's gonna taste like cider?
- A little big.
- Apples?
- "Cider cask finish." Okay.
- Oh, you like cider.
- Yeah.
- "Inspired by the age old crafts of Irish monks
who first made Irish whiskey and cider using oak barrels."
- And you've already ruined the value,
because you opened the box.
- That's it. This is no longer mint condition.
- Yeah.
- Will it taste like cider? Probably not.
- What does it mean, "Cider cask finish"?
It kinda sounds like a cider just add a little wank into it.
(Seamus and Sean mumbling)
(Aidan slamming glass)
- That one's actually pretty good.
- That's actually not bad.
- Yeah.
- That is the easiest fuckin' whiskey to drink.
- Oh, that's so, so smooth.
- I feel like I'm gonna burp fire.
(Donal laughing)
I actually think that was the best of them so far.
- All right.
- Way easier.
The last one was like, "Whoa, party."
This one is a sip of water.
- And it is different to the rum one.
- Yeah, it is.
- Tastes like the last one.
- Really?
- Can't taste the difference.
What is wrong with me? I feel like I'm
not living in the world anymore.
Has this been all a prank?
Every single whiskey video I'm like, "Tastes the same."
- It feels different. Realistically, it's probably the same
as the other ones, just with cider cask.
But it's really good.
I don't know if it's just the power of suggestion,
but you do almost get an apple-
- I was gonna say that, but I didn't want to be like,
"Am I just thinking it because I know what it is."
- Just tastes like whiskey.
I taste so much whiskey,
I feel as if I'm gonna get hammered.
- I'm not really get anything apple about it.
- No.
- It probably more of the fragrance, I'd say.
- We are tasting this
and our brains are trying to make sense of it.
- Yes.
- So we are just talkin' out loud.
- I feel like an Irish granny, or a rapper, or something.
- A rapper?
- Yeah, Irish grannies and rappers both love whiskey.
- That's true. And their grandsons.
- The last one had that spiciness.
The one before that had that earthiness.
This one was just down the hatch, kind of whiskey.
- Just knock it back far and forget.
- I mean look, at the end of the day,
we're all made of atoms, you know?
What even is existence?
- We've got early Greek philosopher shots.
When you break us down to constituent parts,
there's a part that can't be broken down any further.
We're all just stardust at the end of the day,
aren't we really?
- I get the extra fancy box.
- You do.
- Here we go.
- Oh, look at that fancy box.
- Holy crap. This looks like a pirate's drink.
- [Interviewer] This is their fancy
"fourteen years aged" whiskey.
- Why is it in a casket?
(Grainne and Darren humming)
- You broke it.
- I ruined the illusion.
- Yeah.
- So we've got a proper cork on this one.
- I feel like if you want a civil war, you drink this.
Do you know what I mean?
- What you drink when you lost the civil war?
- A bullet.
- You cracking?
- Yeah, we will.
(Seamus stuttering)
- What's the name of this guy?
- D Willie. To Mister D Willie.
Billy D Williams.
(Aidan laughing)
- Oh, it's very, very smooth.
- The 14 years shows.
- Yeah.
- It's really good.
- That's the most whiskey of the whiskeys.
- Hey, it's quite nice.
- Is that better when you go all in?
- I can taste it.
- That's dangerously smooth.
- It's one of those smooths where it's kind of like,
"Could drink a lot of this very easily."
- Yeah.
- Do you like? - It's nice. Yeah.
- It's very fruity.
- Is it?
- It's got an oak-y finish.
- Sippin' it's harder.
- Sippin' it is harder.
- Have we been drinking whiskey wrong this entire time?
- Why didn't anybody teach me?
- You would not dare put this in a cocktail.
That'd be a waste. - No, no, no.
- Silver malt. Oh, single malt.
- This cannot be drank by wolves or vampires.
- [Interviewer] Is it coming back on you?
- Oh is it, with a force.
The ghost of Billy D Williams is coming back.
- [Interviewer] It says, "Aged fourteen years."
Does it taste, like, as if there's a bit of age in it?
- It tastes very much like my second year of college.
Actually, no. When I was in second year of college,
I would not have been spending money
on a 14 year old whiskey.
- That smells really nice.
I could just like live with this, and just.
If there was a candle that smelled like Tully.
- Goes through my nose, as well.
- The revenge of Tullamore.
That would be a horror film who accidentally drinks
blood from somebody from Tullamore, and you slowly...
- Oh, no. The revenge of Tullamore
is just trying to drive fuckin' through it every day.
- This tastes like halfway through secondary school, for me.
- I didn't drink whiskey halfway through secondary school.
I can assure you. Definitely not straight.
- I still like the Caribbean one the most.
But this is the most, what I think of whiskey tastes like.
- This is what you think your granddad drinks.
- This is the easiest to sip. I think it's good,
high quality whiskey, the people Tullamore should be proud.
- Yeah. They're a beautiful people.
- Billy D. Williams.
I liked you in star wars. I like your whiskey.
- Me too.
- And I think you give the people of Tullamore a good name.
- Well, I don't know about you Seamus
but Tullamore Dew can do me.
(Seamus laughing)
- It do the job.
- It do be got that whiskey that I like.
- Can't stop smiling.
- Yep.
- Cause my mouth is burning.
I'd say, out of all the whiskey sheets I've done,
that was the most broad.
- Since the start of this video I said,
"Beautiful, beautiful people of Tullamore are amazing.
It's a great town." Town?
It's a great town, village.
Tullamore, best place in the world.
I came into the place. I said,
"Tullamore is the best place in the world."
That's what it said.
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