Amy, a high school graduate,
is ready to change her relationship status
with her boyfriend, Nick.
Hello, gorgeous.
Are you my breakup girl?
Yes, hi.
Hi, come here.
Nick and I have been dating for two-and-a-half years.
Nick is like, such a great guy, but I just,
I know in my heart that I'm ready for something taller.
So let's talk general concept.
Have we given any thought to whether you want it to be
a slow realization or a devastating blindside?
Um, I guess blindside feels more me.
You know what?
I knew you were going to say that.
I just get you. You do.
Let's look at some venues, come on.
You know what?
I have an idea, Amy.
Let me tell you.
What do you think about tapas?
I love the small plates idea.
I think it's a great fit for you, Amy.
You know, it's low commitment, you can leave after
the bacon-wrapped figs if you want, or if he's crying,
you can stay for the croquettas!
Ooh, I love croquettas!
Then we're gonna have to make him cry.
You're such a natural.
Have you done this before?
No. No.
Everyone always breaks up with me.
Mom, one to 10?
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Mom.
When I divorced your father,
I wore something more traditional.
This is my day! Oh, sweetie.
No, you stop it.
You're ruining this!
(sighs)
Mom, can I talk to you for a second?
(crying) Why are you being mean?
That looks...
...great!
We have the dress!
(Amy) I watched my friends do this over and over again
and now it's my turn.
Blessed.
(whispers) Hey.
Why are all these cameras here?
Nick,
the times we shared can never be taken away from us.
What are you guys shooting?
But all things must run their course and in due time,
even everything ends.
So Nick, today, I'd like to tell you that
I am breaking up with you.
(mouthing words)
Go for Eduardo and Pilar.
Wait, what?
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We have tears.
Go for croquettas!
(man sings in Spanish)
Why the (bleep) is he singing?
No, I'm sorry, no.
These are from Spain.
(groaning)
Sweetie, I'm sorry, no singing, okay?
Lo siento.
But if I want to hear you sing, I will put a dollar
in your (bleep) sombrero.
This is not the (bleep) "Voice".
Do I look like I'm in a spinny chair?
Please just follow instructions.
I have 200 of you.
I don't even know what to say right now.
I'm like, totally blindsided.
What is this?
Oh, you're giving me my stuff back in a gift bag?
Hey, (bleep) you, Amy.
Holy God!
Sweetie, you were amazing!
You did it, girl!
We did it.
It couldn't have been more perfect.
It was truly the breakup of my dreams and the best part--
now I have a new gay best friend.
Oh, I'm not gay.
I'm gonna (bleep) her.
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