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- It's been getting warmer in Montreal
but for some reason today it was cold.
It's gonna be raining all week.
So, to cheer ourselves up,
we decided, why not go to Ottawa
which is two hours away
and get ourselves some Popeye's chicken burger.
- Let's go on a road trip.
I mean a day trip.
- Yeah. There are a couple things I wanna hit.
Okay. First of all
obviously Popeye's chicken sandwich, right?
Second, I really want to check out Byward Market.
Is that what it's called?
It's like a really fun area of Ottawa and we've never been.
And the third thing I wanna check
out is I want to check out the shopping.
'Cause as much as shopping is so fun in Montreal
I think it's gonna be even better in Ottawa.
- Let's find out, okay, let's go.
- I'm gonna bring my hat in case my hair starts to look
like shit 'cause I just got a haircut.
And the way my hair works
is I have very straight Asian hair.
For whatever reason, the middle of the day.
Sometimes it just starts poking out like this
like a Porcupine or a Blowfish.
So we started off the day really late.
What else is new?
We were supposed to leave at like 12.
It is now 1.
No we're supposed to leave at 11.
It's now one, we woke up at 11.
- We snoozed too many times.
- So two hour trip.
We have not eaten anything yet.
I don't know if we can hold our hunger.
- How about chips?
- For two hours.
I know.
But is that gonna hold us over for two hours?
I feel like in the middle of the road
we might have to like stop
and get like rotisserie chicken.
- You have to keep space for Popeye's chicken.
- I know.
Oh my God, that girl's picking her nose in the car.
And she just saw me looking at her.
I had this sudden realization this past weekend
while I was picking out potato chips at the supermarket.
I saw this chip and it says veggie chips.
And I'm trying, we're trying to be healthy.
So I picked this up
and then as I was eating it,
I realized aren't all chips veggies?
Like potato chips are veggie chips.
And then I looked at the label on here and the ingredients
the first thing, it's literally potatoes.
It's a potato chip, but they advertise it as veggie chips.
What is this called?
Is this called greenwashing?
Isn't that a thing?
The message is, just read ingredients.
No, the message is,
be careful about what you eat, especially
if you're a bottom 'cause you can't just eat anything
and everything and expect to be clean.
If you know what I mean.
Oh my God.
- Popeyes.
- She's so beautiful.
- My butt is numb after all this driving.
- Let's get you chicken burger.
You deserve it.
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When I'm telling you we've been
working out every single day, just
so we can drive down here and eat here.
I'm not even kidding.
This is a little piece of Heaven that I needed.
They have a new box design and everything.
Oh, my God.
This is like a promotional video
for Popeye's but it's totally not.
I just love them so much.
Oh, my God, the fries.
- Take a bite of that burger.
- Here it is you guys.
Holy crap.
This is what dreams are made of.
- Taste like childhood?
- Better than childhood.
- That was like being edged for two hours and then cumming.
Have you guys ever heard the saying,
when you cum, you come to your senses?
That's exactly what I'm experiencing right now.
I'm like coming to my senses and I'm just realizing
oh my God, we just drove two hours away
for a (bleep) chicken sandwich.
Worth it.
Sometimes you got, you do crazy things when you're horny.
Not the craziest thing either
of us have done when we're horny.
- What is it?
- Yeah
- I can't say that on YouTube.
- So go Max and Yos.com and subscribe.
- Spicy content.
Spicier than in my chicken burger.
Okay. So we just arrived at the mall.
What's it called?
CF Rideau Center.
Ottawa is supposed to be capital of Canada.
So let's see how good the shopping actually is.
Show us what you got, Ottawa.
Not even a minute until we arrive
at Nordstrom, Max already got like two items.
Life is unfair.
- That's all I needed.
I can go home now.
Bye.
I needed a coffee.
Ahh. It's giving me a brain freeze.
(laughs)
- I know we're not technically on vacation
but this feels like vacation.
Like the weather.
- It's a nice day outside.
We're in a different city shopping
and exploring the neighborhood.
- And also like we're used to being surrounded by
like French speakers and suddenly we're surrounded
by English speakers, which is kind of fun.
I feel like I belong here.
- Just earlier at the store.
They make me repeat my phone number
like three times because of my accent.
- We're going to this place called Byward Market.
It's right there.
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So that was the Byward Market.
Smaller than I expected.
I haven't even finished my coffee yet and we've already
finished the whole round.
Okay, it was pretty,
but now I'm kind of out of things to do.
We're kind of done with everything that I wanted to do.
Like I only planed on going to Popeye's.
- Yos did you want to do a bus tour?
Could be cute.
- Should we?
- Could burn in the sun on top while
driving around the city.
- Yeah. That's the thing.
I don't know if I wanna burn in the sun.
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Max is really weird about sneakers.
The only sneakers he's willing to wear are
the ones that he's wearing right now.
This is his fourth pair of the exact same sneaker.
I really want you to branch out, wear something fun.
Wear, wear new balances.
Wear Nikes.
- I like what I like and I like you.
- Mhm.
- You're a creature of habit.
That's why. Is it, do you like me 'cause I'm hairless?
Which is not true because I'm not hairless.
I have to shave.
I shave like every day.
- I like your small build.
What's that?
That makeup there.
You ruin my t-shirt.
- Yeah. I was sleeping in the car.
- Stop ruining my (bleep).
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- We're nowhere near hungry.
I'm gonna get dessert and wine.
This is such pretty spring vibes here.
I'm trying to get into mood, but I am a little bit tired.
That two hour car ride kind of beat me up.
The donut looks like a boob
or like an outie, like a belly button outie.
Let's like, eat the nipple.
- It tastes like churros.
- Mmm.
Eat my nipple.
- It's so good, right?
Will you marry me?
- Ow, it's hot.
- Ow.
- I'm a little bit tipsy from the wine
and Max is wanting to go get
Popeye's Chicken Sandwich again.
He has absolutely no self control.
- Hey, I only had a sandwich and I shared a fry with you.
I did not even get like the whole box.
- I know, but Max.
Okay, Ottawa.
We're leaving.
Well know we're gonna pump gas first.
Pump gas into your (bleep).
So this is what Max got.
He got himself.
- I did not get myself.
It's an us purchase. - Yeah, but I don't need it.
My hair's already straight.
So he got a hair straightener.
You know this (bleep) is so heavy.
And then Max also got himself, a Dyson hair dryer.
- I really needed a new hair straightener
because mine is falling apart.
The plates are like loosen up and (bleep).
- Loose like my hole.
- You have a tight hole.
- I know my hole's really tight.
That was a bad example.
- Time to gas.
Daddy got you.
You wanna help me gas?
- Destination is on the right.
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- Iced teas.
- Yay.
- This time for dinner.
I got myself chicken tenders and fries.
This used to be my meal when I was like dirt poor New York.
Because in the states they have a deal like $5 for a box
like a huge box like this. And I used to be friends
with the people who worked at Popeyes near my place.
And they used to give me
like extra tenders and they were very sweet.
And this just makes me warm inside.
And then when I started dating Max, I introduced him
to Popeye's and of course he became obsessed as well.
- You created a monster.
- Mhm.
- Mmm.
Nom, nom, nom.
- And then we were poor together and then eating Popeye's
like pretty much every day.
Cause it was only $5,
like can you (bleep) believe it?
What a great way to end the night.
- It's our double cheat day.
No more fried food after that.
- Yeah. No more fried foods for a while.
- After that, we need to go back home
and try not to fall asleep because we're full.
I need my co-pilot.
Deal?
You can put the music you want, but stay awake.
- I'm sleeping.
Thank you guys for following us on our trip.
I hope you guys enjoyed it.
We sure had plenty of fun.
Plenty of things to do.
- It was a fun day trip.
See you around.
Bye.
- I'll give you road on head on the way home.
- Cool.
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