All right um, so still don't have a girlfriend.
The money I'm saving not having a girlfriend...
...why not just spend it on ya'll?
Let's go eff up some commas. -
Swoozie: Oh, he knows!
So the idea that kinda came to me is every time I travel, do a scavenger hunt.
We did one in New York already.
All right guys, I'm in New York. I'm about to leave.
I just bought a Playstation and an Xbox.
I'm leaving here at the Youtube Space with Brian.
Then we did one in Orlando.
The gig is up, ya'll.
All right, so come to Twistee Treat.
There's a burger joint in the background.
LA, it's your turn.
We got two Playstation 4's, an Xbox One, four $50 Mac gift cards, four $50 Sephora gift cards,
two iTunes gift cards, four games, Apple TV 4K and an Apple Watch.
First people there get to pick whatever they want.
705 W 9th Street - Go! Now! Run!
Be careful! I don't wanna hear no stories about people getting run over in the streets.
But when you get there, go to the front desk,
and you have to say, "I'm here for the private tour."
The front desk person is gonna say, "Who sent you?"
You just have to say, "Swoozie."
Boom.
And if you're one of the first 25 people, you get to pick from whatever you want.
But watch my Instagram and my Snapchat stories, 'cause once everything's gone,
I'mma jump on there and let you all know, like, "Ay, it's a wrap. Don't go."
For any of ya'll wondering why I'm dressed up, I'm going to the Vanity Fair Instagram Party here, in a minute.
Just waiting for Alex and Lauren and Lana to get here.
- Buh-rah! -
You haven't beat me in so long.
- - My left stroke just went viral!
- - What?!
- - What does that mean?!
- - Someone else played for me!
(Laughter)
- Okay. We're gonna try. -
(Laughter)
How do you feel right now?
(Laughter)
We got a double-double.
Hold on, lemme go back to that In-N-Out footage real quick.
You think you can just give me the googly eyes like that and it's all good?
In-N-Out girl, DM me,
or if you know In-N-Out girl, holla In-N-Out girl or holla at me,
'cause listen, I'm always looking for new friends to get fat with, that's all.
(Laughter)
All good.
I don't know.
(Laughter)
(Door bell)
Yeah, it's the scavenger hunt.
-No, it's not! -
Explain to me how it's a black-tie event and we're the only people here wearing ties.
They weren't ready for it.
Party was kind of cool. Thank you Instagram for the invite.
Next Sunday, there's a good chance there's gonna be a video.
Thanks for still rocking with me, ya'll.
Like, I love you guys.
You guys are not my fans.
I look at you as my internet friends.
I take care of my friends. Aks 'em.
All my friends are richer than me but I'm always the one paying for the Uber.
I mean, I don't know. Alex, how does that work?
Lauren, how does that work?
How to I always get stuck paying for the Uber?
'Splain it.
It's cool. We all know who the best Mario Kart racer is out of the three of us.
(Cough)
Too soon? Nope!
- - What?!