you're the advancing german army right it's the 27th of may 1940.
thousands of british troops have been stranded on the beaches of dunkirk french beach is one
of those topless ones no shantel keep your clothes on and prepare for battle
hey gang i'm mr schwimmer uh where did you come from all the way from harvard university sunshine
state of california reporting for duty sir yeah we're doing the battle of dunkirk which means
you're about four years too early mate you're doing humor i love british humor corgi's with me
majesty me lord please can i have another crumpet all right settle down everybody take a seat
wait dick van dyke what the hell are you doing here this is my class didn't miss pickwell tell
you i'm here to take over form k uh no you're not these are my pupils sorry i'm very not anymore
well actually yes anymore hombre i'm in charge around here welcome to radio phrase the chat quota
of lbc but with a host who was loved as a child avengers assembly last one that gets a detention
um unless it's roam dog first announcement on the new tannoy check felt weird without
any trousers on note to sell fake turn and white slacks don't mix the tannoy is still on isn't it
just to clarify i am wearing underpants
you seen pig well god when i see how i'm gonna give it to her with both barrels
maybe a change would do you good yeah you would say that cradle snatcher alex is three
years younger than you we're happy get over it do you have a fun weekend we went for a lovely
romantic meal oh happy meal was it what toy did she get if anyone's a child here it's you great
well that means you can set me and alex up on playdates well she does have some very fun toys oh
hello ville common and um awuga
item one the school's got a couple of new furry friends and i'm not talking about the
pair of puppies erica tinklers recently acquired woof woof who let the dogs out
dumb puberty let the dogs out it's normal for your bodies to change and grow in fact the other
day i thought i found a lump don't worry nothing cancerous turns out it's just a knot of dead skin
in the old pork purse rats we've got rats rats are really just big black mice like raster mouse
so don't be scared of them and please please please don't tell your parents
item two the pe teacher has quit to become a tree surgeon i know email from his lawyers saying
something about operations on a yew tree good luck to the guy luckily we've got a new signing
who's going to be taking over the school's worst performing class special k um form k
as archbishop of banterbury i hereby ordain thee brother schwimmer
explosion shrapnel
that handshake is the best thing that's ever happened to me
so a little about me i just got back from malawi africa where i was helping the victims of a
savage civil war but i am sure as heck pretty darn excited to be here now in watford united kingdom
okay so i'm going to be teaching history and helping out with the gym class
so i guess you guys are wondering what exactly qualifies this guy to teach
gym yes well uh i did make a brief appearance at the olympics here in london england on team usa
what do you want a medal i won gold with the coxless four
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