see that guy watch him preen dig in the
advancing Sheen well what if you didn't
shave what would your hair do you have
like you're not thinking about just
growing bangs back welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we're counting
down our picks for the top ten bald
dudes I told you that I believe that I
was capable of being very much more for
this list we're considering all those
celebs that whether bald by nature or
bald by choice are the guys we think of
when we think bald and I yeah well
myself sometimes some may have
functioning follicles but all spend a
significant portion of their lives
showing more scalp than the average man
number 10
John Malkovich do you know what's wrong
with this country they're all trying to
kill us
exactly stylish bizarre and lovably
creepy John Malkovich and hair parted
ways in the late 1980s resulting in a
full-on solar panel by 1990 his name is
Cyrus Grissom aka Cyrus the virus hair
loss did little to hinder his career
however as it only made him more
Malkovich
the actor who once lost 70 pounds by
eating nothing but jello for four months
was typically cast as James Dean types
in his Harry days but found that as his
hair thinned out his choice of roles
bloomed it's my head Schwartz it's my
head
number 9 Jason Statham it's not specific
to any sort of a drama or any acting
that you can do as a former diver Jason
Statham had a late start to acting not
taking up the craft until he was 31 you
are on the UH the national team prior to
breakout roles in Lock Stock and Two
Smoking Barrels and snatch Statham
modeled for companies like French
Connection where spokespeople for such
companies found that his slowly receding
hairline and his short cropped follicles
made him look normal and believably
masculine I'm not that the action star
sights baldness as a blessing and claims
hair never really suited him anyway he's
a good tire to see my best efforts get
tended to [ __ ] by the same people
who pay me
the job number eight andre agassi play
the French in 1990 and this was at the
peak of my fear losing my hair
heartthrob tennis star and camera
endorsee Andre Agassi made heads turn
when he showed off his own polished dome
in the mid 90s beginning at age 19
Agassi was committed to hiding his
baldness at all costs including at the
French Open I was pretty much depressed
to be quite us then known for his long
locks
Andres Mane was actually an elaborate
weave system that he accidentally
compromised by using the wrong
conditioner like my hair was flopping
you know when I got a shower like it
just wasn't it was maybe on 20% with his
hair threatening to leave Agassi became
more focused on keeping his piece intact
than winning the match I think the next
day I considered it much more of a
victory to lose the match and have my
hair stay on eventually Agassi traded
the lie for a razor and 11 minutes later
was a new man what are we looking at
here Andre we're looking at a lot of
pain number 7 Stone Cold Steve Austin
in his pre WWE days Steve Austin was a
baby-faced long-haired virtual nobody
but his fortune changed in late 1995 we
welcome the great stone cold steve
austin signing with what was then known
as the WWF austin was first reinvented
as the ringmaster and soon revamped his
look with a smooth scalp goatee and a
stone-cold bad attitude
far more than just tough-guy trimmings
the stone-cold style also allowed Austin
to put his hair loss against the
turnbuckle and force it into submission
if you were an opponent and I directed
that at you you would know though not
saluting you I'd be saying right exactly
what that says as popular as swilling
beer cursing and being from Texas the
look took off in a way the Hulk Hogan
never did that area number six Yul
Brynner I will raise a temple to you
mightier than the pyramids the original
bald by choice Yul Brynner shaped his
once dark and curly locks at the
suggestion of Irene sheriff who was the
costumer for the King and I do not have
any respectful Brenner stuck with the
look through the play stage run and its
Hollywood film production and eventually
made the look permanently his own high
you know in a world of Brylcreem and
fedoras Brynner's shorn dome made him an
icon I will bring you back your temple
dresser
so committed was you'll to the sleek
look that he would actually wear wigs
for roles requiring cranial coverage
rather than grow out his own hair in
order to remind me of breaking promises
and ever make its head that I tended I
Tara number five
LL Cool J mama said wear a hat while not
as openly hairless as the others
appearing on our list LL Cool J has been
follically challenged since a young age
and suffers from alopecia areata or spot
baldness not on what you got to take
that this in turn led to his series of
iconic headgear including his once
trademark red Kangol bucket hat they
don't want to see like LL Cool J then a
guy with a afro wig
although typically had free in his role
as Sam Hannah on NCIS Los Angeles it's
rare to find the rapper naked from the
ears up anywhere else we probably you
know contemplated another course of
action number four
Vin Diesel let's go for a little ride
much like Steve Austin
Vin Diesel made bald not only cool but
downright badass I live my life a
quarter mile at a time balding in
patches at a young age
the former bouncer opted to cut it off
at the pass and shave it to the skin my
friend says you could use a haircut to
update your style although he will at
times rock a field of stubble his
naturally darkened curly hair isn't
making a comeback anytime soon unlikely
but ok free of his patchwork noggin
blanket diesel is both faster and
furious er than its fellow action hero
peers and manages to pull off a tough
but likeable persona it is what you had
in mind
number three Bruce Willis alright
yippee-ki-yay mr. barber because a
mother although he's come up with some
creative solutions to his overall hair
lack egde this is all natural haha so
meet hairpiece Bruce Willis's full
schedule of kicking ass means he just
doesn't have time for hair how's it look
it looks great
often wigged in his movies willis has
been proudly hair
off screen since the mid-90s and has
claimed his championing of the look is a
statement against the hair growth
industry and there goes that one
typically bear scold in most of his more
recent film roles Bruce cites his hair
loss is proof both of his humanity and
that manliness comes from the heart not
the comb dipping I understand a word you
say number two Michael Jordan
others may have been bald before him but
no one made a shaved head as fashionable
as Michael Jordan once you shaved your
head a whole lot of other people started
following Wow it was being done before
me
already a trendsetter with his Air
Jordan sneakers and knee-length shorts
when MJ began shaving his head in the
tail end of the 80s the rest of the NBA
took note and many followed suit no you
made it look flat well a lot of I
haven't to it shaving his head to
control early male pattern baldness
Jordan paved the way to the barber for
fellow bball Baldy Shaquille O'Neal
among others you got any new nicknames
for me my new one is wolf of Wall Street
before we unveil our top pick here are a
few honorable mentions you hear me
talking hillbilly boy I think I've just
been flatted eyes yeah yeah being we're
at the MGM Grand in Vegas you oughta go
to the crap table bet your sense of
humor and a heart aide and if you're
lucky you lose somebody in the audience
test Oh number one Patrick Stewart well
I'm not sure that that is gonna be
enough he may or may not have been the
first bald captain of the enterprise
but Patrick Stewart did it with an
authority that was all his own I was a
pure adolescent allowed himself to be
led by his hormones instead of his head
first losing his hair at 18 and bald by
19 Stewart initially held on to what was
left of his sidelocks by wearing a
comb-over that is until a friend held
him down and cut it off and she lifted
it up and she cut it all off and then
George he worked his we're still holding
they came around and he knelt down in
front of me and he said now you be
yourself Stewart would later use his
baldness to his advantage by
transforming into an actor capable of
playing older characters as was the case
when he began playing the 59 year old
Captain Picard at age 47 it doesn't make
any sense you've got a bald actor play
this part surely by the 24th century
they will have found a cure for male
pattern baldness
do you agree with our list [ __ ] who is
your favorite notable bald dude I'm
really concerned with how I look for
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