You, now famously, joined Instagram.
You finally joined Instagram.
I did.
Yes, OK.
I noticed that you have three million followers.
I do?
Yeah.
I have 60 million.
And so--
I'm sorry, Julia Roberts, 51, with 3 million.
And Ellen DeGeneres, 60, 60 million.
And so--
I should have at least 51 million, then.
Well, I'm going to help you.
OK.
That's why we're here.
You are?
Yes.
How can you help me?
Because I am going to show you how to get more followers.
Because I know how to get followers.
Because I have 60 million, as I said.
All right.
Do I have to post a nude?
Well, ultimately, yes.
All right.
So a lot of people-- so Mike is going to take a picture of you,
just in a tropical background there.
Yeah, that's good.
Act like you're on vacation.
Don't-- yeah, that's right!
[CHEERING]
Yeah, this is why I have three million viewers!
Yeah.
Yeah!
All right.
Now, the Kardashians are very popular.
OK?
Shh!
Bring out the--
Kardashians?
No!
Oh.
OK.
You are going to thank me for this.
Are you sure?
Do 100% sure I'm going to thank you for this?
Do you want followers, or not?
I mean, I guess I'm supposed to want followers.
Yes!
Right now, I'm not sure.
Yes, you are.
There.
All right.
OK.
Don't cover that up.
All right, let's step forward.
We want--
[CHEERING]
All right, now.
All right, so you have that.
That's going to help you get followers.
Food is big.
Do you ever post food?
Food is very big.
Bring the food.
It can't be bigger than this.
Um.
Oh, my god!
[CHEERING]
[INAUDIBLE]
This food is going to open your shirt.
I'm so embarrassed.
All right.
Hold the food.
It covers up the droopiness.
Hold the food in front of the boobs.
Martha said, put the pie in front of your droopiness.
Yeah.
Lower the pie a little bit.
OK.
That'll get you a million, at least.
All right, Martha, let's get a picture.
This is going to help.
Hi, Martha.
Hi.
All right.
How about--
[CHEERING]
No, you stay here.
OK.
All right.
I have this strange feeling that I'm losing followers
as I stand here.
Nope.
And then there's Throwback Thursday.
So--
I saw the cutest picture.
So this'll help.
Wait.
Hold on, I have an idea.
Will you hold my pie.
No, wait a minute.
No, I just, I have an idea.
That's so scary looking.
That looks really good.
All right.
It's the before and after.
All right.
How about if we bring out a friend from My Best
Friend's Wedding.
What if we bring out Dermot Mulroney.
And we should we share this--
[CHEERING]
[INAUDIBLE]
Thank you.
Oh, my goodness, so beautiful.
Oh, my god.
As always, stunning.
Segment three.
Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Oh, my god.
Dermot Mulroney is here!
[CHEERING] Ben is Back opens in theaters December 7th.
We'll be right back.