AYO G G hi it's the Divya G what does the G stand for?
the G stands for and God said let there be light and there was light
mm there are two bulbs missing and this one is broken. We're frugal, we're broke
but we make things work. So today our lonely selves are gonna be watching to all
the messages that I've ignored. To all the boys lined up at my door. To all the
things I can't afford. To all my blackheads and my pores. If
you're expecting an in-depth analysis and review of all plot points then this is
not the place for you, please leave. What we're doing here on this channel is
watching things and making bad jokes.
that's literally it. Back in the day I used to be a booktuber and I used to read a lot of
books - that's just kind of a running joke on my channel. And to the boys I've loved
before was honestly the holy book, like if you hadn't read this book you are not
even a booktuber. Why are you on YouTube? Are you even a reader? Can you
even read? And I was actually gonna read it but then I read Anna and the French
kiss and I got scarred for life. So I'm kind of expecting trashy washy
romantic but-
I could do it with a little bit of romance in my life every
now and then, you know?
no snacks this time except for
*scoffs* me :) ha--ha--ha
but I do have some
tea for the movie.
Movie: The forbidden kiss
I had never given much thought to how I
would die.
man's watching twilight!
Movie: It was fated
oh I'm sorry I'm just
getting a little bit a little bit thirsty. But I am honestly so proud even
though she's representing a whole other type of East Asian, which I'm not even
East Asian, but I feel like there's so few Asians in the Hollywood industry
there any type of Asian - I don't care if you're north south east or west, you're
from like Thailand, you're from China, you're from Pakistan -
they're all representing me. You are doing the most! Oh my god look her outfit
is that not my aesthetic though? Are these two different nationalities
because they look like they're from completely different countries. I just
thought of the perfect game right okay so take a sip of whatever of your
choice every time the movie makes you thirsty!
let's see if we can get through this entire one liter bottle (wow!) AHhah WhAt A fUn GaME
WHO IS HEEEE
sip sip
I feel like this is very accurate to how high school actually is
a lot more so than like other films that you see where all the girls are wearing
pink!
Movie: You're 16 and I don't think you had anything else going on am I right?
when I came here to watch to all the boys I loved before I didn't realise that
she was gonna write the blurb for my autobiography
Honestly, I came here to a have a good time and I'm just feeling so attacked right now
now THAT is (what I call) an old reference. Ha ha ha!
SUBSCRIBE for BRILLIANT on trend topics with me, Divya G.
I love the fact that her t-shirt
says girl power - subliminal messaging it's all in the deTAILS
Movie: for you her?
Movie: I enjoy them for their camp
Movie: yeah right
why are you running?
hello if
my school had these yellow outfits for running maybe maybe I would have ran too
you know instead of running away from all my responsibilities and my feelings
and
anyway
Honestly, that's- that's me every time I see a picture of Troye Sivan
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I feel so awkward already
I know how embarrassing it is to tell the person that you like that you like them-
here if you look closely in the distance we can observe the natural state and
habitat of
my entire existence
a whole ass mess!!!
and it turns out
her milkshakes
did in fact, indeed
bring all the boys
*laugh* to the yard
that's such an outdated joke
god please don't unsubscribe
Movie: You wrote 5 love letters?
Movie:yeah
Movie: Damn girl you're a player
Girl's got it playing- YEAH! EXACTLY!
Peter Kavinsky - we are on the same wavelength
hit me up
in the dms anytime, anyday.
I can already tell you right now
fifty thousand Wattpad books have already used Peter Kavinsky as a fan
cast for their you know hot boy next door!
Curly hair?
Curly hair.
Dark hair?
dark hair
he looks slightly European mysterious?
....... Asian erm -
he has good style
-okay ummmm
we made the same joke? we're just meant to be.
She did ride in one of them bad boys, huh? ;) (car)
you guys um I don't know if you know this but I was actually in this movie
Yeah there's me
Movie: oh my god okay
wait
I was too busy staring at his face I don't understand
why they're in a fake relationship what happened okay let's go back
Movie: Come on Kitty we're going to be late for school
Movie: I hate taking the bus
Come on kitty kitty kitty
OOOf LaRA JeAN!
Chokers? Are you trying to send a subliminal message?
Peter PIper PICKED A PECK OF pip-led pe-pepper
What is it?
Movie: No drinking no drugs
If that was my parents- hahahaHAH *THWACK*
The chappal is coming out AGAIN!
Davis: It's the guy from Instagram
What did you say?
that's wait-
that's king bach
I think you'll find it's
Bacccchhh
*Witch like cackling*
Movie: Whoah, uh, hey- occupied
If was occupied why wasn't it locked? URM OK plot holes in this story but em
BUT THAT MAN is like 50 YEARS OLD WHY IS HE IN HIGH SCHOOL?
Movie: being with Peter was so easy that sometimes I let myself pretend it wasn't
fake. okay so remind again why we have to eat these subs under the bleachers
IT'S A LOVE STORY BABY JUST SAY YES
It's getting hot in here so take off all your clothes
Davis: Stop that
THIS IS SO CHEESY!
But i'm lactose intolerant.
Movie: where did you get that
Movie: Oh Peter gave this to me isn't it so cute and love the
colors in it
SHE'S SUCH A LIAR OH MY GOD. She's just here to get in the way of true love.
Davis: bastard
Why you- huh? what did you say?
Movie: You're not just a joke to me. You just don't understand the situation
Movie: No I understand completely
Oh my god this is so cheesy it's like oh my god this you don't
understand what I'm saying and then they don't give them a chance to explain oh
and actually it could all just be resolved within the space of a normal conversation
Movie: I would rather walk home actually
Movie: because she's coming to the
Movie: life-altering revelation that she's too good for you
Movie: You're in love with Josh?
It is getting THICCCCCCCCCC (the plot)
OOo
ooo
oo
all this beef
Movie: Peter go home
But I'm a vegetarian.
Movie: yeah you're only being nice to me because I accidentally made a
sex tape and you feel bad I do feel bad for you
PAHAHAHAH
You're not Kim Kardashian what she mean?
I actually love this family
adopt me please.
Movie: look her logic was off but her heart was in the right place
Movie: her
face is gonna be the wrong place.
Am I Lara Jean or is Lara Jean me?
Movie: you look so pretty today
but not any other day HAHAHA
Gotta strut like you mean it, free your mind
Davis: why is she walking like that?
It's not enough
Cause she is a woman out with a mission
and there we have the goal.
Movie: what's that in your hand?
Movie: oh nothing
Movie: It's a convenient plot device
Movie: because I'm in love with you Lara Jean
Movie: You what?
DID YOU SEE THAT SMILE?!
Movie: You gonna break my heart Covey?
I'd always fantasized about falling in love in a field
My heart
My achey- breaky heart
Peter Kavinsky is the biggest uWu ever
it was cheesy and I'm lactose intolerant but
it's okay I'll suffer with it it's actually very cute and I like the fact
that there's so much representation and it's not in a very sort of like
stereotypical very I'm- its cliched but it's not like insufferable do you know what I mean?
it's not like insatiable yeah. I feel like they had a lot of like good like moral
messages in there that weren't sort of like in-your-face shoved very obviously
it was more subtle which I enjoyed I think it's a good movie if you're you
know home alone and also
alone just in your life in general but yeah I feel
like me and Lara Jean are just connected on all types of levels
spiritual... I'm not just saying this because she's Asian
anyway bye thank you for watching subscribe to see more
and stuff I can't be bothered
Ok sweet dreams hopefully I dream about Peter Kavinsky tonight okay bye bye bye
bye just watch how I'm gonna think of a joke just right when I end it.
tilt the
camera a little bit more down baby are you down down wait let me start again
because the audio is not on ha ha ha ha ha well done