- I hope toilet paper wasn't invented by a woman.
- God, please, don't let that be.
It's gonna be just this very weird emotion of like,
yes, way to go women, but like, (bleep) you.
(laughs)
(vocalizing)
It is women's history month and we're gonna be living
without products invented by women.
- Could be awful, it could be great.
- Probably both.
Things you cannot use.
An ironing board, wow.
- I have an ironing board, but I don't have an iron.
- I just bought an ironing board.
- You did?
- Foot pedal trash can, luckily, my trash can is like
a boop and then a bloop.
(gasps)
WiFi, and GPS. - How am I supposed to work?
- And Bluetooth, absolutely not, I've already lost,
I give up.
The modern bra, you want me to go without a bra,
actually you know what, that's fine, that's great.
- I'm not wearing a bra now. - That's wonderful.
I am here for it, I support it.
- This list is just reminding us of the things we like.
- It's so awful.
In the spirit of women's history month,
I'm more than happy to subject myself to this
but I know this is going to be pure torture.
I'm going to put my dish in the dishwashers we have,
but it was made by a lady, so I guess I'll be
washing it by hand.
It's fine, it's how I was raised.
- So I've been on a shoot for a little bit
and I just checked my phone and my battery's gone down
so much not using WiFi.
That means that not using Bluetooth or internet
has hindered my phone day.
- I knew this Bluetooth was gonna be an issue.
I'm getting ready to make a call
and obviously I'm here on a busy street
so I was like, let me put my headphones in
so I can, you know, hear the people.
No.
I was like, why isn't it going through my headphones?
I disconnected Bluetooth.
- Okay, ethernet.
See, you can use the internet, just have to be near a plug.
Like in medieval times.
So I just had to make a confession to Nine
who's making the video, because I realized I have actually
already used a dishwater today.
- Becky.
- Straight after the video too.
(laughs)
I didn't think about it at all, and now
just gotta wash my Hairy Pawter mug up by hand.
Look what you've done to me.
- So my plan was after work to go to the mall
but I can't use GPS and I don't know how to get there,
I'm trying to look it up on my computer
and look at this, all these directions and this part,
parts of this road may be closed.
I don't wanna do it because I'm gonna get lost.
- I just forgot that I can't use my GPS to get home
which sounds like I get lost, it's not that I get lost,
I need to use a traffic aware app to get me home
and now it's gonna take me like twice as long.
- This is another one of these beyond stressful moments
for me, because it's freezing in my apartment.
I have a heater, but I can't use it.
I gotta be up under this blanket, cold, shivering,
after eating a bowl full of frozen grapes.
- It's the morning and I just realized I can't wear a bra.
- It's looking like it's gonna be a hoodie kinda day.
'Cause all tee shirts.
- Is this a real bra, that's a bralette, that'll do.
The twins are not pleased without having a real bra on,
I'll give you that.
- Can you open that for me? - Just this thing?
- [Girl] Yeah, just put your foot right there, yep,
really, really appreciate you, thank you.
- Happy to help.
- [Girl] Did you know it was invented by a woman?
- I did not know the foot pedal behind the trash can
was invented by a woman. - Yeah.
- Thank you.
- [Becky] Well this is the offending bin, too.
I can't use my trash can pedal, but I want to so much,
but I can't.
- This was as stressful as I thought it was gonna be.
- Yeah, I had a bit of a problem selecting bras
and I had to run to my car earlier and I was just like.
(laughs)
My biggest problem was the bloody bin, the trash can,
the pedals. - The bloody bin.
- The bloody bins, they'll get ya, they really got me.
- Thank you, ladies, for bringing us out of the dark ages
and into the society that we know now.
- So luckily for us, chocolate chip cookies
and the modern-day ice cream maker was invented by women.
So look what we get to enjoy after our 24 hours.
- We can do it all, ladies, we can do it all.
We literally give birth to the world
and we make bomb (bleep) chocolate chip cookies.
- Yep. - Wow.
- Mmm, women taste good. - Thank you, ladies.
(laughs)
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