Hey guys, so I currently look and feel like a potato as someone sneezed on me over Christmas break.
*groaning*
Don't get too close to the screen, I might infect you.
But, I DID find some bloopers on an old hard drive from mine and Dan's videos,
and I--heh--we completely forgot about them, but I thought you guys might like to see them.
So without further ado, and before I sneeze all over the camera,
Here we go...
Hey, uh, does your, uh, external vial--*laughs*
Ey, uh, does your external valve cont--what does, what is it?
Dan: "Does your external valve connect to the main flow pipe".
Phil: *chuckles*
Yeah...
...it doesn't.
Clearly. Um...
Ey uh, does your external valve come--what?
Dan (annoyed): "Connect".
Phil (repeating): Connect.
D: You should do a clap.
P: No. Uh, this is...the sitting! *claps*
D: "The sitting".
It started to get really bad in the first few days of 2017 so we called out the gas mask--"gas mask"
*mocking* "we called out the GAS MASK"--we called out the gas MAN...
Deoxyribloo...
D-deoxyribonucleic acid is--
It's a molecule...
Deoxybla--
Deoxyribonucleic acid is a molecule that kl--
*speaking gibberish* Eh boo gey bababa?
Ellob--abababababababa?
Eh bababababababa?
A bab a yoob a djable bla?
Iszhab abwa a bwa baba?
Eygubas a bab a bababa?
Lab zhab bwab a zhuh bababwa.
*singing* Guess the criiiiime so many alarms I really need *speaking* to move out of this apartment!
*whispering* shut up, I can't film videos!
*sneeze* *laughs* That was close!
*coughs*
*disgusted noise* Euh-uh...
P: Sorry, do it again?
D: *laughs*
D: *joking* "I wasn't ready!
P: *repeats* I wasn't ready.
D: Touring the world, and standing under the spotlights...
P: You're doing a *lot* of this.
D: Good. I love finger guns. P: *laughs*
P: *laughs* Don't do that!
P: *mumbling*
Stop it! *deeply* Noooo!
D: *evil cackling, slowly getting more hoarse*
D: Pure masculinity.
P: Help.
This is normally when you add your color--*trips, clears throat*
*hisses*
This--*laughs*--I'm having problems speaking.
*demonic hissing noise*
D: Yasss.
P: That was horrible.
First face.
Second face?
Third face.
Okay
D: Give people some context, here.
P: Good scene.
D: This is-- this is the bath mat, tucked into my underwear.
P: Do you feel like a sea lion?
D: I feel like...
D: ...I constantly surprise myself of how low I can go on YouTube.
P: Good job.
P: Eh, uh, does your external valve connect to the main flow pipe?
D: What the f*** is this voice supposed to be?
P: Pl-pl-plumber? Or, what's it called-- gas man.
D: ...Sure.
P: London... How's a London man speak?
D: I don't f***ing know.
Hazel: What would you delete from your internet history?
H: (Reading) All that porn, probably.
*everyone laughs*
P: /All/ that porn.
Tom: I love the--
T: I love the-- the lack of conviction.
T: All that porn, /probably/.
D: Maybe just, like...
D: Leaves it as his home screen?
D: (Mumbled) I don't really know.
T: (Forcefully) Hazel. Incognito mode. Come on.
H: I like to live life on the edge, some.
D: Just leave it there! Just leave it there.
H: Just leave it open.
T: Just dropping hints, for the world.
D: You open my laptop... well, you get what's coming to you.
P: Yep... H: You never know...
D: Two furries, tied to a bed.
P: Ohh... D: Ehm...
T: (Laughing) They're /both/ tied to the bed? *overlapping*
P: Who tied them there?!
T: Who did this?!
H: It's just, like-- Like a live feed...
H: ...Of two furries tied to a bed! D: It's just watching them escape, yeah.
H: Like Saw?! D: Like some Houdini stuff.
P: That's what the next Saw movie is.
D: (Laughing) I like watching two furries slowly die
D: from dehydration. *laughing*
T: (Emphatically) No!
P: Oh, my face hurts.
D: It-- It'll be two days, 'cause the fursuit makes them really warm.
H: I know what my next horror movie is, I guess.
P: That's the name of it--
P: Two furries tied to a bed. H: Two furries tied to a bed.
D: (Softly) Hooray...
P: So! There we go, hope you enjoyed that,
and it gave you at least one LOL.
If you want some more PREMIUM DAN AND PHIL CONTENT we made a video
every day leading up to Christmas Eve
in GAMINGMAS...2017.
I've put a link on the screen
which should be there...Now!
And, also... You should come see us on tour!
I promise I will not sneeze on you in the crowd. We've still got tickets available: DANANDPHILTOUR.COM!
It's gonna be the best thing to look forward to in 2018. I will see you very soon.
...Achoo!
This is the color the inside of my nose.