Hi guys!
And welcome to the internet!
This week Rosie and I are going to do the 'Try not to laugh' challenge, part two!
I thought, because of last weeks events, everyone seems really sad, justifiably so.
We need some comic relief - Let's do that Rosie.
Now would you like to go first?
Or do you want me to go first?
I'll go first.
Okay. Wait.
No you go first, you go first.
No wait, you go first. - Okay.
Hold on, wait.
Okay.
Okay, Rosie, you're going to have to be quicker
I already made you laugh, didn't even say anything. - Okay, round one.
(Phew)
The other day a bit of your...
wait...wait..
...the other day a bit of your brain fell out of your nose!
It's fucking disgusting.
You laughed!
You're laugh- you're crying!
Your brain fell out!
It shot out.
Rosie you're going to have to do better than that, I'm afraid.
What happened was - You laughed!
Excuse me. - You have lost!
Yeah, okay fine, you get one point.
What happened was.. - So round one, I've won.
I had a booger the size of Australia up my nose. - It was like black and bloody!
It was bloody, and I could smell blood... - And it shot out of her nose.
So what I did was, I shut the other nostril and blew hard.
And it w- it was a piece of my brain.
We were doing our makeup and she went... (snorts)
Rosie?
Yeah?
Do you rem- (pfff)
Do you remember the time our friend brought their Christmas decoration over to show you,
Yes. - And you...
p- picked it... - Broke it.
No-
You- you picked it up,
dropped it,
it smashed,
picked it up again to say sorry,
and proceeded to drop it again!
To watch it smash... again.
Yes.
Sometimes I look at you...
during 'S'
and I see..
Anne Hathaway,
in Les Mis.
She got an Oscar for that actually.
Just like I get an Oscar for my performance. Bye.
Rosie? - Yeah?
Tomorrow, you have to poo in a...
Tomorrow you have to poo in...
in a tray...
and take...
I know what I have to do. - I didn't-
And take the middle part of the stool...
No, different parts of the stool.
And put it in the post.
Wow, that was close! - Wait!
Haven't you got to put it in the fridge?
When I first met you...
I used to...
I used to look at...
I used to look at your fingernails
and wonder why they were constantly black.
It's cause I worked at Lidl's
Is that how you got....worms?
That time when you were seventeen...
and you...
saw it on your finger?
No. I ate undercooked sausage.
Can you talk to me about that worm?
Without laughing.
I had an itch,
Went to scratch it.
Pulled my hand out,
worm.
Okay! I don't even know who won anymore. Because I just find the whole process super funny.
Why don't you guys, let us know who won in the comments below, and don't forget to like and subscribe!
Bye! - Bye!
Your collar bones,
are so pronounced,
you could play some kind of Caribbean jingle on them.