(Comment from previous captioner) yeah like I'm going to subtitle this.
Right, now I bet you're ready to get to-
Ah!
Oh-
Well, what happened there? Okay, my...my rail exploded. That's what happened there.
Auh- okay I- I see- You're gonna-
Auuh!
Oh! The old cube and button based testing. My favorite.
Nice and si-simple.
Uh-
What are you doing??
Okay, what I'm doing...
I'm- I'm rolling, you see.
I- Auuh.
Rolling.
And I'm on the floor. Face down.
Okay- just leave me here!
Heh!
I'm- I'm comfortable.
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(muffled) Oh god what was that noise? WHAT WAS THAT NOISE??
Pick me up! Pick me up! Pick me up! Pick me up!
OH, ok...
This is where it gets serious.
AUGH- What have I told you about jumping??
There's a box behind that glass...
We should...probably try to get to it, I guess.
hmm
Oh, look, there's an opening right above it...
Maybe you can throw me over, and I'll roll it over to you!
AAA-AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ugh
ugh
ow
Ok...we've just discovered that...throwing is NOT one of your best abilities...not like jumping...
AAAAA-AAAA...I'm up! I'm up!
ugh
I'm down...
ok
(Ok idek what he said, you ok Wheatley??)
Ok, I'm up, I'm up!
I'm gonna roll over...
I'm going to keep rolling...
And-Ugh
Ok, I...I rolled the wrong way.
Guh-Oh! There's a button!
You should probably push the button!
Oh, ok, THERE you go!
heh
Simple? What's this? Oh, so simple...
Hello!
SO simple!
AH, chamber 2! This is where the portal gun is!
It's...It's down there somewhere... Can't see it from here though... Let's head down!
Can you see it?
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UGH
AH
Ow...
Wha-
I...I think I just took a memory dump!
ugh
AH...god, it's wet down here...
...Or is that me?
I dunno-oh it is wet.
Full of water.
Right, there's the box we need.
So, uh...
Ok, you can just leave me on the floor for this one.
I'll-I'll watch.
I like watching.
Ok, got the box?
Let's get outa here.
Guh-what are you doing?
Wha-
aaaAAAAAAA
ugh
oh
What was the point of that??
Oh, I get it, just throw the poor, defenseless ball around!
Right, now you do NOT wanna touch that goo!
I'm tellin' ya that, it's PRETTY deadly...
...If I'm honest.
Y'know, it's toxic...
it's acidic...
It's ever-NOOOOOOO
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(OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE)
WAKE UP, HELLO!
heheheh
You weren't...you sorta drifted off there...
You weren't thinking of throwing me in there, were ya?
heheheh
That'd be funny...
...not really...
B-but, just...uh...
Ok, just leave me here. I-I saw some buttons up there...
Why don't you figure out the test?
Ok, have you gotten to the buttons yet?
Do you...want to give them a quick test?
Find out what they actually do?
G-go on, just press one of the buttons...
Ok, what was that splash?
WHAT WAS THAT SPLASH??
Tell me, please!
Say something (I'm giving up on you)
Anything
Just-
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Ow!
ugh
oh!
What happened??
ugh
Ok...
Just leave me here and...solve the test!
Please, just...
I'm tired of being thrown around! It hurts...
I may be a robot, but it does bloody hurt...
Ok, wha-What are you-
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA
Gah
aaahhhh....
*Crying* Oooowww...
Oh, let me guess!
You're going to try to put me down the hole!
Yes, haha! Well shame on you, I don't fit!
So, what are you going to do now??
(Is that a challenge?)
You're going to try to put me down again...
Aw
Ok, now...
ugh
agh
Ok, now I can't actually believe you managed to get me down here...
that's...that's...
That's beyond ridiculous...
Really? Wha-what are you doing with the box?
-OH, you're actually going to solve the chamber??
Oh, THAT'LL make a change...
Solving the chamber...
(nope.)
Ok, what are you doing?
Oh, that's just STUPID!
That's just....ugh!
Y'know, when I get outa here...
ugh
What I'm going to do...
Once we find *her*, I'm going to stay with *HER*!
'Cause I'm pretty sure...
Her treatment will be better than your treatment!
ugh
...say your treatment is EVIL!
Woah, this place is bloody HUGE!
ECHO!!!
ECHO!
Echo!
echo
Wow!
heh
AH!
After the last one, I think I'm ready! I'm feeling pretty good about this one-
OH!
Ok, I wasn't ready, didn't feel good about that at all-
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(returning to normal) Ugh...aurgh...
Oh, oh, oh, ok, it's fine...I've got it under control... Ugh that was horrible!