Tell me you're indestructible
without telling me you're indestructible.
I'll go first.
[crackling]
[grunting]
I'm okay.
Quiet down, I'm watching a BootTube video called
"Fifty ways to hurt a bad guy with a rusty spoon."
Hey, guys!
We're supposed to be testing this new fight training thing.
Uh, yeah, where did that thing come from?
Oh, I found it in a strange package
outside the Man's Nest.
You found a strange package and you just brought it inside?
The return label said "Funtown".
[shouting]
Hooray, we did it.
Yep. Come on, help me get 'em out of these things.
- All right, okay. - Come on, get up.
Get out of those things!
Get out!
Don't touch me!
Captain Man? Kid Danger?
And I'm Goomer!
I know who you are. Where are we?
What is this place?
It looks like we're inside the nose of a gigantic robot.
Weird place to meet, but okay.
And there he is.
Did you just climb up the side of a building?
[grunting]
I see you got my note.
You used me as a distraction and shot me into space.
Give me one reason why I shouldn't end you right now.
My infectious charm?
Tell me what you really want.
Fashion sense?
- What did you say? - Who wears headbands?
All right,
I want to know who called this meeting.
I thought you called the meeting, Minyak.
Perhaps it was the Three Muchachos.
Oh! No, not us.
Not us, eh?
Eh, no.
[upbeat music playing]
♪ I got an evil, evil thing To tell you ♪
Hello. Hi.
Can I have everyone's attention, please?
For those of you that don't know, I am The Butcher,
and I just want to give everybody a big thank you
for attending Villains-Only Night.
[cheering]
Whoa, simmer down there, Betty Blades.
I throw rocket blades.
This underground lair is great for my skin.
Yeah, I was gonna say that. You look great.
I know.
Guys, it's not even noon.
We should stop calling these "tunnels"
and start calling them "funnels".
Am I right? 'Cause of how much fun they are!
Uh, guys...
All I know is that there is absolutely
no downside to these tunnels.
- None. - At all.
- Guys! - Hmm?
Mole people!
Oh, no, no, no, no!
[screaming] No, no, no!
- We're in trouble. - No, we're not.
I'm sure Monsieur Man has a plan to get us out of this.
Of course I do. Monsieur Man always has a plan.
I will throw the baguette at the lever.
I have missed.
Looks like Go-Bro's guy's taking Captain Man
to that old ski lodge.
Oh, yes, the old Swellview ski lodge.
Yeah. Fly us over there, dude.
[off-key] ♪ Will you take me back? ♪
- Oh! - Hey!
- I got Frankini. - No way!
[screaming]
Frankini!
[laughing]
What, what, what's up, bro?
Ah, you know, bruh...
Just chillin', grillin' and, uh, spillin'.
Oh!
Then I drop in from the ceiling like "bam"!
And land right on Rick Twitler.
And he's all, "Owie!"
And I was like, "Sorry to drop in like this."
And everyone was like,
"That was a totally sick entrance line, bro."
And I was like, "I know."
So I'm stuck in Rick Twitler's trap.
I'm looking super cool.
And Rick Twitler's all,
"Yeah, I'm gonna steal your powers
and put in this computer virus
and destroy all computers forever, 'cause I'm lame.
And then, use this machine
to start sucking my powers right out of my mouth."
And Captain Man was all,
"No!"
I found the chips.
I... I don't want one.
I don't want that!
Captain Man!
Uh-oh.
[groans]
Dude, the door wasn't even locked.
[barking]
[grunting]
Nye, nye-nye, nye-nye, nye.
Come on, Toddler,
let me out of this thing before I puke.
No!
This is my playroom, my toys,
my rules!
You sick, underdeveloped maniac!
- Yah! - Ah!
Jeez, man!
So, you're going to take control of my brain?
By rapping?
Oh, I won't be rapping. For that I've hired
unknown hip-hop artist Lil' Biggie.
[snaps fingers] Ear plugs!
Now, Lil' Biggie, rap.
Let my lyrics flow.
♪ Get up, go on Get out of this place ♪
No, no, don't go over there! Uh, let's go to the parking lot!
Besides, there's nothing of interest in this room.
Why don't I show you a different room,
where we make the quiet shoes?
You won't believe what you don't hear.
We want to know what that giant wall nostril is, Bill.
Yeah, Bill, we also wanna know about that monster.
And what happened to all those missing kids?
And we also wanna know how you make those shoes so quiet.
That's actually really interesting, too.
Whoa!
[dance music playing]
[chuckling]
How cool is this place?
Pretty cool, yeah?
It's aight.
So, this is where Frankini does all his live streams from?
Yup.
Hmm...
Well, where's the party? How come no one's here?
I don't know.
- Frankini! - Frankini!
[grunting]
Well, hello, Time Jerker.
Captain Man and Kid Danger.
I had a feeling you'd find me...
in time.
Huh, is that how it is?
You're the Time Jerker so when you say things
you use a bunch of puns about time and clocks and stuff?
I'll answer that question, if you give me a minute.
- He did it again! - I heard.
[indistinct chatter]
Hey, come on, let's tag the windmill.
Yeah!
[spraying]
Freeze, Wall Dogs!
All right, now...
I only have this one pair of handcuffs,
but Captain Man's gonna be back in a second
and he has more handcuffs, so until he gets here, I...
Whoa, hey! Hey, wait! Hey, hey, hey!
[grunting]
[sizzling]
So, to join the Wall Dogs now I have to do that to a melon?
[chuckles]
Hold up your arm.
Whoa! Whoa!
Could I just swear on a Bible or something?
Or, if you...
[Captain Man] Ow!
Dang it!
Oh, seriously?
Ah, I know.