Bonjour je m’appelle Liza Koshy
Hello! Over here!!
Ok cool, let’s go. Which one do I talk to? Ah!
Right now I’m about to show you what I brought to the show
(other than these legs girl!)
I’m gonna show you what’s inside of my Lady D-Lite!
— my Dior purse! Let’s show her girl!
Here we go! Pop! Goes the rental!
Ok so, my bag’s not glowing — actually it’s my ring light, girl!
Brought this for the show, which is, if I’m lighting for somebody else,
this little ring light goes right here and I’m like ‘Go girl’.
Or I can put this puppy on
ba-bam right there. This is the new generation.
This is how you start a career! We also got my pain au chocolat,
my other pain au chocolat,
neither one of them are chocolatines
that is the south of France, no, we are in Northern France.
It’s pain au chocolat. I like open it up
and I eat the chocolate bar out of it.
I couldn’t see the show without my glasses girl!
I gotta get this back to Maria Grazia she let me borrow them for the show.
Oh I don’t? Shut up,
you get that on camera? We have that recorded?
He said I could keep them! They’re mine now bitch!
Sorry that was Cardi B for just half a second!
They match my blush pink nipple dress,
thank you money! Nipple
it’s the celebration of women, I have two, why not? Nipple!
Then we got, my invitation!
I did not open it but I assumed what was inside was ‘Please come.’
It’s so pretty I wanted to keep it sealed.
I’m literally going to laminate it.
Got a little pain au chocolat on there.
Ok my acrylic nails won’t let me open my present.
Hold on, oh there we go!
Wait a second, wait a second. Who licked this envelope?
Maria herself? That’s some strong spit honey.
That makes sense she’s a very strong woman.
And a paper cut…very nice!
Aww! Wow. That’s beautiful.
Is that Maria’s handwriting?
Ping! It’s not for my teeth girl, it’s for my edges.
I actually use a toothbrush to comb my baby hairs.
This is very practical because this was coming down
the whole show and I was like no, no, no.
See? It’s better. Perfect.
Just in case a model got sick and I was gonna have to fill in for her,
I was prepared to walk. And if I walk
I would sweat so I brought my clinical strength deodorant with me.
It is clinical strength, it is prescribed by a doctor.
I actually bought this in the airport. This is the perfume
that my mom wore growing up
and I would always see her spray this on
and I thought it was the most fabulous thing in the world
because it said Dior on it.
And now I’m here, at the show! It’s a full circle baby!
My room card key, come on down honey!
In case I need to write down anybody’s numbers.
We have a pen, just kidding I don’t know how to use pens.
This generation does not know pen and paper, I’ll tell you that!
Speaking of women empowerment,
I am very aligned, and we can talk about it, comfortably!
These are my organic little tampons
and no, they don’t have the applicator because it’s plastic
and plastic is not very good for the world
and I’m trying to make a better world.
Anybody else need one I got some extra ones.
Oh then I have…
Mr Christian Dior
used to travel around with a piece of wood in his pocket,
I actually travel around with a lot of palo santo myself.
This is palo santo which brings positivity
and goodness into your life.
And it’s actually a bracelet
but it didn’t go with my outfit so it’s in my purse.
My Dior lipstick,
this is my favourite colour.
It is 630, Stellar Halo Shine Treasure Star.
Treasure star!!
Ok she knew she was going to a Dior show she brought all her Dior products
That’s me in the winter, that’s me in the summer.
It’s your fault! You guys gave me a big bag so I stuffed it.
The bigger the better,
why not? Two pieces of gum.
One for me, one for him.
My relationship with my bag
is a little bit like me, a little messy but practical!
I have a little bit of everything inside of me.
Mostly crazy, mostly messy.
Which is what my bag is! That’s it.
Oh hold on a second,
this is my ring!
It says ‘listen’
and I wanted to wear it but I was like it’s not Dior, no!
But it says ‘listen’ cos that’s all you need to do
to understand each other is listen.
Be present.
And that, my friends is all I got!
That is all my Lady D-Lite could hold.
And the show was quite delightful, if I may say so myself!
But thanks for having me Dior!