- [Jeff] Okay, so here we are at 5929
and this is our Section 8 tenant had moved out of here.
And, of course, it's filthy floor, filthy walls,
that's typical of your Section 8 tenants,
after they move out you'll have to repaint the entire walls.
Over here in the living room,
you can see the carpeting is just stained
to the point that even Stanley Steemer can't clean it.
And any time, of course, you see red,
you know that ain't coming up no matter what,
so these carpets are absolutely totaled
and rendered useless,
they'll have to be pulled up and replaced.
And the stairs are absolutely filthy, of course.
They left junk and debris all over
and I don't know how this could happen here,
chipped wood on the bottom of the stairs.
And let's not forget the lovely
dining room chandelier chain that they broke.
[Man] No chandelier, period.
- [Jeff] And they left their abandoned mirror sitting here.
Here for the sliding glass door,
there's several of the slats are missing
and you could tell that they had ripped down
several other ones because they put them on upside down,
typical morons, with no brains whatsoever.
And, of course, let's not forget the classic,
the very classic hanging rope.
And going up the stairs here,
plenty of debris left,
they didn't do any kind of cleaning
or vacuuming here whatsoever.
And my personal favorite, here,
they came in here and painted this room
and, of course, there's purple and blue paint
all over the carpet
and that lovely chirp there means the idiots
never changed the battery in the smoke detector
and this'll go down in history here
as the world's worst paint job ever.
Don't know why they decided to make half the room purple
and the other half blue, that's a new one on me
and, of course, paint all over the place.
Here we just pulled the smoke detector out of the ceiling,
there's no battery.
No wonder it was chirping.
Please, folks, do not attempt this
at home with your own bathtub.
This is the kids' bathroom and look how filthy this tub is.
They let their kids bathe in this filth.
Cleaned or anything here.
And even though I gave them a year's supply of air filters,
so it didn't cost them a penny,
they never changed the air filter
on the air conditioner and look at this.
Gunk up the yin-yang.
No wonder the AC didn't work.
And, of course, in the bedroom here,
what bedroom would be complete
without the obligatory hole in the door?
Undoubtedly from one of their
many fights that they had in here.
With her loser boyfriend living here.
And here you can see the door jamb in the bathroom.
How do you break marble?
That's an unknown mystery there.
And look how filthy this bathroom sink is.
Looks to me like they bathed the dog and themselves in here.
Just garbage everywhere.
And I don't even know how you do this,
but look at the switch, cracked.
So, the rest of the room is meh,
carpet's filthy, probably won't be able to clean it,
we're gonna have to pull this carpet up too.
And big stains everywhere.
These are stains that won't come out with Stanley Steemer.
You can try, try 'til the cows come home,
ain't gonna come out.
These carpets gotta come up.
Debris.
And, of course, the washer and dryer.
What Section 8 washer and dryer
would be complete without rust and stains and stuff?
Just lovely, just lovely.
So you're looking at probably 70-80 hours
worth of work to clean up this mess.
So, if you're ever thinking about
renting to a Section 8 tenant, folks,
this is what you can look forward to.
Still want to do it?
So let's take one last look down the hallway carpet here,
just lovely.
Looks like the landfill.
I don't know how somebody could live in this,
this is just disgusting.
And we know her boyfriend was living here,
which is against the Section 8 rules.
That's a felony, by the way.
You're not supposed to have your deadbeat boyfriend
living in your place when you got
American public paying for your rent.
We're in the living room, this is a new one on me,
I don't know how in the world
you get these holes in the ceiling.
And then here in the cubby under the stairs,
blue paint everywhere,
undoubtedly from where they stored the blue paint
that they used in the upstairs room.
Heck, if they were gonna dump blue paint
on the carpet up there,
they shoulda just stored it up there.
And here's another wonderful hole in the wall
in the living room, about six feet up in the air.
Don't know how in the world you get that.
Some of these things have just got to be deliberate
because I don't see how any normal human being,
under normal usage, can put a hole like that in a wall.
Okay, so here we are back at the AC,
this is gonna be a two-hour clean up job, right here,
because of the amount of gook.
And what I do is, while it's drying,
it's that caked on, I use this little tool here,
which is a coil cleaning tool that you can buy
at Home Depot or Lowe's and you do,
what you do here is you gently run it up
like you're combing your hair.
You just run it up the coils and it scrapes off some of the,
the big chunks and the big tumbleweeds.
Okay, so now we vacuumed it out,
I shake up my can real well, of the coil cleaner
and you just spray the foam all over the coil.
Give it a good, thick coating of foam
and the vacuum action of the air conditioner
will actually suck the foam right into the slots there,
between the coils.
So it'll get nice and wet there
and it'll loosen up all that dirt and then we'll be able
to brush the remainder out in a few minutes.
But see how the vacuum just sucks it all up in there?
Here we are in the master bedroom.
This is the new door that we had to buy
to replace the one that somehow
punched a hole in at the top of it.
("Every Breath You Take" by The Police)
Still have to roll up the paint on this wall,
a little higher up.
Here's the Bagster that we had to rent
to pull all the stuff out in.
Here you can see we already started
to paint some of these walls here.
And as you can see, the rest of the kitchen walls,
still pretty filthy.
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