(Guys, if you please, I would appreciate it if you DIDN'T remove all the original subtitles made by the first producer. It's unfair to discredit somebody's work and there are people who DON'T like swearing, so if you want to change something, just edit stuff like spell checing and timing, and if you want to butcher it, I prohibit that)
Luke: Hello everybody
Kevin: We are so overwhelmed with the positive feedback and love that we've got you guys- from you guys over Meta Runner
Episode 2 just released a few days ago. It is brand spanking new
Luke: And it's super intense. It's cool
Kevin: Yeah. This is actually one of our favorite episodes in the whole series
If you haven't checked it out yet, please go check it out right now right after this video. That is two episodes out, baby
We got EIGHT MORE to go
Without further ado Luke?
Luke: Let's go on to the video
Kevin: OOOOOOHOOHO
Glitch Productions!! :D
SMG4!!!!!! (Aaaaaaand, begin!)
(One day in Peach's castle... we can hear some dumb swooshing sound effects)
(Okay, this guy's digging a hole. Cool.)
Mario: Hm... What's take so long!? Imma tired.
SMG4: (wasting life on the computer) Okay. Now look at people's @$$es for a while
I'MM DUMMY THICC! AAH THE C%@9, OF MY @$$ CHEEKS (O__________O)
SMG4: DAT ###
Mario: SMGfourrrrrrr!
SMG4: Huh? Wha??
GO GO GOOO!! MOVE YER FORWARD
Ohohohoho heheh boi
Mario:
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
(moar diggen')
DANG!!! (WHAT WAS THAT!?)
Hm....
(IT'S CAVING IN! GET OUT NOW!)
Uh-oh! Mama-
SH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
SMG4: WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?
Naah it's probably nothin'
Mario: WOAHHHHHHHHHLUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBU
OH MAH @$$
*BOING* Wuhu!
Hey where'd everybody go? (Back in that space-hole in the sky idiot)
Minecraft: Now Dummy Thicc!!
AAH!! Mario confuse! Hmm!
(Runs off to find locals)
Chicken: Buk buk buk buk!
Villager: GET IN MAH BELLEH!!
Mario: Mama mia!
Villager: (I honestly don't know what this sound is)
Creeper: Tss! Tss tss
Ka. BEEEEWWWWWWWWMMM!
PIKACHU! USE THUNDER... SMASH
Mario: Hello! :D
(UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.........)
Woah!
(ok bye)
(HUMP! HUMP! HUMP!)
Imma lost!
Hooooo! Okay! Byeeeeeee! Mario's got to go!
PYEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
(YOU HAVE TO PAY $677 FOR THAT)
Woah!!
(I can see where this is heading)
HI GUYS!
Mario: Steve!? Woahohoh! Blubububu *gibberish*
O H N O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O
No! *gibberish*
Steve: !!!!!!!!! WHAT DID YOU SAY!?
Mario: I'm... Imma so sorry
Wohoo, hoh, hoo! Hm?
Now let's try real hard to get back there
Steve: *gasping* Chickens!!
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(CRASH. LANDING.)
WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN FLY!!
Yeaaaahhhhhh!
Mario: ohhhhhh, mama mia! Letsa go!
Hmmmmm.......
Let me think......
Hm, oh, hmmm...
HOO! (Oh yeah! That crafting table!)
Wingardium Leviosa! (*sigh...* Harry Potter references put a smile on my face...)
(That anime girl just appeared!? I thought it was gonna fly!)
I got it! Imma so good! Woohoo.
Ho, hm...
HAHAA!!!! (KEK!)
(Mario runs into the party...)
BOOM SHAKALALA HERE COMES MARIO!!
HOO! HOOO!! (WHY???)
all done
(Villager status: Triggered)
KIDS GON' DIE TON-
(MASS INDIVIDUAL GENOCIDE)
I did it! I DID IT!! I DID IT!! I DID IT!!
Okie dokie
HERE WE GOOOOOO!!
Steve: Alright! LET'S DO THIS!!!
Mario: Hahaa!!
(Oh great, here we go again)
C H I C K E N S ! ! !
Mario: MAAAAAAAMAAAAAAA
OWWWWWW!!
(So Operation: Beacon to the Sky didn't work, now for Operation: Minecart Shuttle)
Let's go
(Launcing in T-minus...
3...
2...
1...
LIFTOFF!!!!!!)
(HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!)
SMG4: DUH DUH DUH, DUHDADADUH PIECE OFF
(NOOOOOO TURN BACK TURN BACK)
Mario: DAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(COME ON!! HOW DID THAT FAIL!?)
RRGH
(Creating a Nether Portal) Lalala, hmhm, HMM!!
I got it!!
(Chucks a torch right)
*boing*
(Welcome to the Nether, did you bring Fire Resistance?)
COME ON!!
Ghast: DllllllllllyEEE
Mario: LET'S GO RIGHT NOW BRING IT ON HERE WE GOOOOOOO!
(Ghast panics from this piggyback ride)
Yahoo! Letsa go!! Jump!
Likesa English mass hole career
YOLOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mama mia...
(Hey Steve, whatcha doin'?)
(Aww, so nice)
(Mario gets frustration)
(Construction site in progress)
Hahaa! (It's crumbling, not safe)
(Okay, goodnight)
(Oh come on, seriously!?)
Mario: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hey how ya doin'
Mario: Mama mia...
I'M GUPPY
(WARNING TO LOCAL AREAS)
Steve: Room for one more
Mario: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fine
(Well this is nice, stable, pleasant)
Mama mia...
Steve: You lock dat door
Mario: Okie dokie
*GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASPPPP!!!!*
(FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD)
Mario's wiener just got a little bit harder
YEET
*CRASH*
*VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
YIPPEE! *gibberish* Yahoo!!!
Steve: Goshdangit
Mario: No problem! Here I go!
Yeaah hahahaa!
*woosh*
*so much singing*
Woohoohoo hahaa!!
(WAIT NO! THEY'RE ALL INEDIBLE)
Oh yeah! (DISGUSTING)
*nomnomnom burp*
Wahaa! *gibberish*
*Flatline*
(Steve regrets life and walks to bed)
*boing*
*snooooooooooooooooore*
Witch: IIIIII'M about to LICK somebody's a##
Mario: *snore* night nighty *snooooore* ah spaghetti... *SNOOOOOOORE*
Witch: Time to die!
*Throws potion*
Mario: AAAAAH! SECKSY LUIGI!!
Witch: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario: *sniff sniff* yummy! Yippee!!
Steve: WILL YOU SHUT UP!?
*Back at it with Metal Gear*
Witch: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA | Mario: Mmm... mmm... wee...
Steve: OOOOOHHHHHHH HECK NAWWWW
Mario: GET! IN! THERE! YOU! B####!
Woah... *dizzy*
Witch: You f###ing son of a b####
Mario: Hoohoo! Hello!
Steve: Mario! Catch!
(Iron sword coming your way, this is epic!)
You don't
F***
With Ma-
(Great)
OHHHHH F*******
(Witch throws poison potatoes while sounding like she's obsessed with Gruntilda)
(Oh right those make zombies)
Mario: AHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AAH! *panicking*
Steve: Did, I, uh...
(Drawing)
Imma ZAMBAY now. BOO
Mario: CAMAAN! CAMAAN! Here we goooooo!
Hoo!
*ROCKET LAUNCHER*
BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
DIE B****
(PYEW)
(Explosions!!)
Steve: Deeda, la, da, dida, da...
OH GOSH
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*LAPTOP ACTIVATION*
/gamemode creative
(Zelda SFX)
SUCK MAH D!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(Inside, Mario creates an idea to get out)
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
O K I E D O K I E
RRgh!!
(More Banjo-Kazooie references)
WAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LAYTAAAAA!
AAH!! GET IT OFF! GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF
WULULULULULULULULULULU
Steve: OHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mario: AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
*OW*
Witch: Hmhmhmhmhm *woosh*
Mario: HEY STINKY *gibberish*
Oh! *gibberish*
Hm?
Hello kind sir, very nice to meet you
Enderman: (translated) REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
WOAH!! (Wow, so sudden)
Please give me huggy wiggies, OwO
I'm not sure what you're talking about
Look at me
Mario: UH (well that failed)
LOOK AT ME (Knock it orf!!!)
YA LITTLE S###S
(Running around at the speed of LIGHT)
Luigi: O___O
______________
Mama mia, ohhhhhhh...
(Woosh)
LOOK AT THIS spaghetti
WOOOOOOOOOOOO
GOTCHA B#### (CRASH)
Mario: EEP (stop it)
AAH (get some help)
EEP
COME ON!
AAH MAH P****
(Rapid building)
Haha! Gotcha! I'm the winner!
(Open) Hm?
Yo man watsup
Mario: HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA (movement sound)
? Hm?
RRGH! Hey stinky!!
(Push) WOAH
STEVE!?
Steve: whatsup
*WIELD* YADADADADADADADA *OOF*
YEAH HAHAHAAAA!
Thank you so much Steve
Heah yeah!
WEEEEEEEE
(What kinda party is this?)
Mario: HEY STINKY! MAMAF###ER! NRGH
Witch: AWW CR@9
(Woosh) YEET
Mario: GET DAT MAMAF###ER
Aw mama!
Witch: OOOOOOHOHOHOHOHO!
Mario: Oh no you don't
Mario: Wahaa! (Head bowling! Who knew?)
(WAIT YOU THREW YOUR OWN HEAD IN THE LAVA!)
How 'bout you suck Mario's PINGAS!? Haha!!
Here we gooooo! (Oh I get it now)
(Okay Steve's idea's better)
Gentlemen (Walks)
AHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
RRRRR! HRRRRRRRRRR!!! HRLRLRLRLRLRLR!!!
HRLRLRLRLRLRLR!!!
(How does that influence?)
(More fighting)
(What? Roblox spiders?)
(HOW DID THEY GET IN THE END!? THE PORTAL IS WAY TOO FAR)
Kid: GET THE F### OUTTA MY ROOM I'M PLAYING MINE...
(silence...)
*CRASH*
YA DEAD SON
YEAH HAHAHAAAA!!
(mushroom)
*shring* YOU SON OF A B####
Witch: heheheheheeee
Mario: AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
Steve: METAL GEAR METAL GEAR
F### YOU
Witch: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*le broken*
*growth*
Mario: YIPPEE! YAHOO! I GOT IT!
Witch: Hahaha. YOU FOOL! (WAIT MORE!?)
I HAVE 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS (Like SuperMarioLogan lol)
(IT'S RAINING S###! HALLELUJAH)
(GET OUT OF THERE NOW)
*A wild minecart has appeared*
Whoa
OHOHOHOHO!
*boing* HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Witch: You're no match for me (Why does she sound like Eggman suddenly?)
(AWW C***)
(Okay now what?)
*STAB* (New meme!)
AW C***
DAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAA!
DA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
HEY!!
I'm talking to you!
(Hey look, a baby!)
Mum said it's my turn on the Xbox, I've had enough to hear your s####
*CRASH* (wrestling)
(Steve picks up the computer)
(PROGRAMMING 101 BAYBEE)
(POWER STEVE)
THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE
*DIDING!*
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yahoo, wahoo, YEAH!!!
/gamemode creative
Mario: (flying while f###ing) That was fantastic, see you next time. Okay, bye-bye
(Time to return home)
SMG4: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...
Where is that juicy boi?
......................uh...
(O_____________________________O)
HA! HAHAHAHAHA! WE'RE A GOOD TEAM
(O-__-O)
(PAWNCH) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*crash*
Steve: Hi guys!
SMG4: Hiii, Steve
Thank you for watching, credits made possible by GameKingLucas
*aww, cute pic*
Also, if you would like, check out Meta Runner, a new show that the devs are milking dry
Or, you know, you can search for the guy who KEEPS REMOVING MY SUBTITLES!!!
Anyway, I hope you have a good day and I'll see you next week