JIMMY KIMMEL: So Tom, you have a reputation
for being wonderful and perfect in every way.
I think in the bachelor vernacular,
I think I'm pretty awesome.
Yeah.
Yeah, but do you ever, like, lose your temper?
Do you ever do things?
Have you ever stolen anything?
Other than material?
JIMMY KIMMEL: Yes.
And anything physical.
Not in my adult life.
OK.
I have a dare for you. - All right.
All right?
You're willing to take this dare?
Well, I'll tell you what it is first.
I fear nothing.
I feel like you could get away with almost anything, so--
I have.
There's a souvenir shop next door to our theater.
All right.
JIMMY KIMMEL: And they do not know that I had this idea.
It's The Hollywoodland Experience.
My dare to you is they have these cutouts
of celebrities, these cardboard cutouts, one of them is of you.
It's to walk into that store, take it, steal it,
and bring it back over here.
Watch this.
All right.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[INAUDIBLE] do I go this way?
Yeah, this way.
Yeah.
Up.
JIMMY KIMMEL: There he goes. GUILLERMO RODRIGUEZ: All right.
Yeah. JIMMY KIMMEL: Tom Hanks.
Can you hear?
JIMMY KIMMEL: He's about to commit his first--
I don't know if this would be a misdemeanor.
I don't know what the value of the item is.
It's not going to be a-- it's not going to be
broken law at all, my friend.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Can you hear me, Tom?
I can hear you. Can you hear me?
Hear me there? JIMMY KIMMEL: I can hear you.
All right.
JIMMY KIMMEL: And see, we really cleaned the place up for this.
The only thing I'm going to get arrested for
is being too charming.
JIMMY KIMMEL: All right.
Hey, everybody.
How are you doing?
JIMMY KIMMEL: OK.
Well, and now--
Oh, hey, darling.
How are you?
Good to see you.
Oh, man.
Hey, can you wrap up one of our sausages?
I'll pick it up on my way out?
Seriously, you could do that.
Hey, kid.
Zara, hey.
Oh, hey.
You know, Father's Day is coming up.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Yeah.
I wouldn't mind a nice [INAUDIBLE]..
JIMMY KIMMEL: Yeah. - All right.
This is the joint. Hey, everybody.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Yeah, this is this place.
How are you doing? How are you doing?
Look at this.
JIMMY KIMMEL: They're towards the back,
on the right side of the shop.
OK.
I'm checking it out.
Hi, folks, you from out of town?
Oh, my goodness.
Hey, you know what?
You can-- they validate parking back there.
Just go find the machine.
Oh, OK. Here they go.
I see them now. Hey, how are you?
Hey. I'm good.
How are you? - Hello.
Hello. Well, where are you from?
New Jersey.
And where are you from?
Australia.
How long have you been dating?
- This is my wife here. - Oh, stop lying.
Get out of here.
Come on.
Now, you two have got to get together.
You know, I am--
I am a judge of kismet, and I think you've got it.
What is your name, sweetie?
You know what?
Hit-- no, no, no.
I'm going to give you 20 bucks. - No, no.
Don't do that. - No, no, no, go ahead.
Go across to the Hard Rock Cafe.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Tom.
Get yourself a cheeseburger and try to meet somebody.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Tom, this is the opposite of stealing.
Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
JIMMY KIMMEL: This is literally the opposite of shoplifting--
I was doing the matchmaking. JIMMY KIMMEL: right now.
OK. Who do we got?
We've got-- oh, by the way, you didn't tell me that they
had a standee of my abs.
JIMMY KIMMEL: I didn't know.
Have been working out.
JIMMY KIMMEL: That's a surprise to me too.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, no.
Yeah.
Give me a second.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Oh, nice.
I am sick of this doof.
I'm a dope.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Yeah.
I agree with that so much, and I feel like it's
actually worth more now.
Thank you.
And where am I? JIMMY KIMMEL: Is yours there?
Oh, I do see yours. - Oh, here I am.
Here I am. JIMMY KIMMEL: There you are.
Hey, how are you doing?
Hi.
I'm Tom Hanks, and I'm stealing this standee.
Here we go.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Hey, you know what?
You can never have too many of these.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Just what you need.
Yeah.
I've got to get my--
JIMMY KIMMEL: Guillermo will provide security there.
OK. All right.
Yeah, I'm here for you, Tom.
Yeah, hold that for me for a second.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Thanks, Guillermo [INAUDIBLE]..
Hey, how are you? Where are you guys from?
St. Louis.
St. Louis?
Congratulations on the Blues winning the Stanley Cup.
Wasn't that exciting? - Yeah.
That was awesome.
How long have you been here on Hollywood Boulevard?
- Like two hours? - Yeah.
You want to meet a guy from Australia
who's looking for a new wife?
[INAUDIBLE].
Go back inside.
Hey.
How you doing?
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
Can I have one of those now?
I'll take a-- I'll just take a sausage
with a little bit of mustard.
JIMMY KIMMEL: No, don't pay for it, steal it.
You want me to steal it?
JIMMY KIMMEL: Yeah, steal it.
I can't.
Guillermo, when I'm gone, slide that into the lady's palm.
I'll take some mustard. Yeah.
Thank you very-- uh oh.
I dropped the trophy.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Oh, forget the Oscar Guillermo,
it's not a real one. - There we go.
Thank you. No, give me that back.
- All right. - All right.
So long, folks.
Oh, wait a minute, I dropped it.
Sorry.
Oh, it landed on Morey Amsterdam's star of fame.
Hey, look at this.
Look at this.
Look.
Oh, that's adorable. JIMMY KIMMEL: Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah. There you go.
There you go.
Yeah.
You're a winner in my book.
You want me to go back in, to go back in this way?
All right.
All right. Give me that.
Oh, you hold onto that. - I'll hold this.
I'll hold this for you. - You got it.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Technically this makes Guillermo an accomplice
to your crime, Tom.
We're back in the air conditioning.
JIMMY KIMMEL: And the crazy thing is
we got the whole thing on tape.
You get-- send somebody over to the Hard Rock Cafe to get
that poor lady from Australia.
I thought you were rich, Mr. Tom.
What? I am.
And so why are you stealing?
I'm comfortable.
Oh, OK.
I make a nice living.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Hey, look at this.
All right.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
We did it.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
GUILLERMO RODRIGUEZ: [INAUDIBLE]..
[INAUDIBLE].
Oh, there we go.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Wow, look at that.
Tom Hanks, everybody.
Oh, I'll take these.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Tom Hanks, America's most wanted criminal.
Toy Story 4 opens a week from Friday.
Hold on.
This has got to go back here, man.
Just understand, I'm watching you, Jimmy.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Oh, yeah.
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