So what you're saying is....
swish
[happy wtf music]
So somebody mailed this into us and we're really excited to play it right now
yeah
we have cupcakes here and the winner of this match
is going to get a cupcake
while the loser has to watch everybody else in the studio eat a cupcake
mmmm, choimonisoyo!
whats your question?
can I throw the cupcake against the wall if you lose?
no because we have a box of four and you're not gonna throw all four of them
so the way that this game works is that theres a little basket that you put on top of your head
and you have twenty balls that you have to try to throw ball into the basket on top of your head
who ever gets the most in wins, you ready?
okay, wait
wait
what
wait
what
wait
what
okay im ready
okay
you're going down
i be throwing balls at my head
t-rex up in this beach
forever
whatchu got gurl
you're going down Martina
these dinosaur hands are going to be all up like bam bam bam bam bam
you got nothing
Simon you're going down, you're so tall and gangly
when you add this to your head, you're going to be like a giraffe and everything is just going to ricochet off your head
boom boom
Martina's got it
bunnies are puffy
*Martina is back*
so first i need to practice shots so i can feel the weight of this and see so i can get my bearings
so then everybody gets one practice shot
S: one practice shot is it. M: how about two?
M: two practice shots then we count for real S: okay, two practice shots then we count for real
this isn't fair, you're good at basketball
this has nothing to do with basketball and in basketball, we don't throw light balls on our head
hughhh
i really want a cupcake
okay, here we go, let me try this
lets see what it feels like
*Martina scoffs* did that go in?
no
really?
oh hell
okay
*ringing* oh that went in
that went in? okay M:oh nooo
okay, here we go, you ready?
I got this
*laughter*
oh i got nothing so far
ohhhh *sad martina* S: 1
it is fun to watch to hit himself in the head S: oh hell
nope.
why
this makes me want to cry, cry~~~~
M: okay S: this is two
three
that landed in my cap
that doesn't count
shut up shut up
that doesn't count
S: all together M: let's count it
4 out of 20
woah thats terrible
this doesn't make me feel hopeful
I was hoping you would stick to 1
4 out of 20 is that it, really?
this is a lot tougher than i thought it would be
it was really enjoyable to hear the sound of the ball ricocheting off your head tho, it was like
*bounk*
ok
so put-
thanks
you get two practice shots
*bam bomp*
ok two practice shots are over, you need to get five to win
you aint got no handles like me, whatchu got
whatchu got gurl
you dont know nothing about basketball
huh, whatchu got
nope.
1
nope.
oh no, oh no
shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot
ugh
UGHHUGHAHA
SOCLOSE
you got nothing, whatchu got
just keep on hitting that rim
THIS IS NONSENSE
ARGGUHH
*Simon maniacal laughter*
oh no, oh no
OH NO
TIE
NO
YES
NO
SHUTUP
M: I've only got two left S: two left, omg, omg
I have to beat Simon
I'm tied with Simon
*Simon panicking in background*
dont be making wind
you're creating a tornado of wind
i'm making a tornado of wind
*wind noises*
damn, nothing
okay get outta here
S: no okay, last one *Martina deep breathing*
YESSSS I DID IT
NO
S: ALL YOU GOT WAS FOUR
NOOOOO
so we gotta do a tie breaking round
tie breaker round
you're going down, did you see how many times i hit the rim? S: you're going down
yeah :3
you got nothing
you got nothing but bricks
you lay more bricks than those people across the street right there
but they're literally laying bricks
they are literally laying bricks right there
*Martina grunting in the back*
okay this is terrible
I got this now
NOOOOAAHAHAHAHAUGHHNOOOO
oh i missed one, there you go
HOW CAN THIS BE
WHATCHU GOT GURL, 9 OUT OF 10 RIGHT THERE
THIS IS STEVEN CURRY LEVEL RIGHT HERE
THIS IS BETTER THAN STEVEN CURRY
and you know what i lubed this up with sweat all over, it's been slathered on you're face
this is disgusting
oh yeah, get that sweat lube right there
if you miss two, you're done
*breathing*
here i go
*boing*
miss one more and you're dead
one more
OOOOHHHHHHHYEEAHHHH
WHATCHUGOTNOW
HUUHHGH
mmmMMmm
thats it for this week's wonderful treasure now korea
Martina isn't getting any of the cupcake
S: oooh ah yeah M: just a tiny bit
look at all that lemon
just a tiny bit
mmmmm
*Martina in perpetually state of non-cupcakeness*
oh yeah
so, that's it for this weeks wonderful treasure find
there's a lot of frosting on my face isn't there?
yeah
wow, looks delicious doesn't it, Martina?
yeah
my fav-
my favourite
this is carrot too, which is also my favourite
yeap
mm
omg
oh my, mmmm
the sour cream frosting, Martina
this is hazelnut
mmmmmmMMmmm
ugh, wow that is so good
oh thats going to fall
oh
you are
omg, did you see that
*innocent Martina* what no
i feel bad for you soo
really?
yeah
really?
yeah
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH
I TRUSTED YOOOUUU
*baby Martina crying*
i will remember this
just let everyone know
i will remember this