- Come on. - Go, pie! Go, pie! Go, pie! Go, pie!
- This looks delicious. This looks delicious.
- (screams and laughs) Did not expect that.
- ♪ Timmy is an average kid ♪
- (both) ♪ That no one understands ♪
- (both) ♪ Mom and dad and Vicky always
giving him commands ♪ "Bed, twerp!"
- ♪ Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice ♪
♪ Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake! ♪
- Chocolate shake! - (PvF) Ready to see what treats
Timmy Turner is excited about in this Try Not To Eat:
Fairly OddParents? - Oh my god!
I'm so ready for this! You don't understand.
I'm so ready. - You gonna take me to Breakfast Land?
- This is gonna be hard! - (Wanda) There's one more gift.
- Oh my god! We're eating Jorgen.
- No-- what?! - Wait! You're lying!
- A cupcake! Oh, it's a muffin.
- I thought it was a cupcake the whole time I watched this episode.
And they keep calling it a damn muffin
with a candle in it. - (Wanda) One rule-free wish.
- Wait. Does that mean we get a rule-free wish?
- Yeah. - You guys lit them?!
- You guys lit these cu-- these muffins?
- (screams) - (PvF) We've got special
wish-granting muffins. But ours actually not only
taste delicious, they're free of "da rules."
Well, except one. You can't wish to get out
of the punishment or for a get out of punishment card.
- (squeals) - You get a free wish if you eat it!
- No! You're trying to trick me.
- I want a smaller waist. - (both laugh)
- I love candles. I don't know. I feel like I'm always
a kid when it comes to candles.
- I'm not gonna lose on a muffin.
- My hands are sweating. - It's so cute!
It's so cute, though. - 'Cause look,
it's got some jam in it or something. - Oh, I don't know what that is.
You got some Wanda left over. - (whispers) Oh, it smells so good.
- I don't wanna lose. - You already unwrapped it!
- Well-- - You already unwrapped it.
- If you make the wish, I'll eat it.
- Oh my god. It's so cute, though. No, I can't. I can't.
- Come on! - I can't. I can't do it.
- I'm not going to-- - No! Well, I really want pancakes!
- You're not gonna eat the magic muffin?
- No. - Nah. I know what happens
in this episode, and it does not end the way we think it does.
- You already opened it! - I wish for a big ass!
- (laughs) Oh my god! - Well, eat the muffin.
That'll help. - Honestly, the muffin will help
with that. - It takes more than a muffin
to break me. - I'ma pass. I'ma pass.
But if there's pancakes, that one's gonna get me.
- I know. Apparently, pancakes is the thing.
- The final meal's gonna be crazy! - We're magical enough.
- Mm-hmm. - (laughs) Jaden, you seemed
a little hesitant. He's like, "Am I magical?"
- (Mrs. Turner) That will be the perfect temperature
to make my award-winning yamsberry pie!
- Yamsberry?! - Yamsberry pie?!
- That [censored] looks insane.
- Oh my god! - Oh, the yamsberry pie!
- Why? - I feel like--
- Timmy Turner's hot mom's pie? - Yes!
- Also, real quick, why is every cartoon mom,
like, thick? - Hot? Oh.
- Go, pie! Go, pie! Go, pie! I knew it! (screams)
- What in the world? - That is not a pie. That is a helmet.
- Look at that crust! - (PvF) Ever tried a yamsberry pie?
We've rooted for this root pie to bake fast, and it has.
Go pie, go? - Go pie, go!
- Come on! - Go, pie! Go, pie! Go, pie! Go, pie!
- If you cut into it, you're eating it.
- Is that the rule? - (PvF) Yup.
- Yes, it is. - Aww!
- I'm curious what's under it,
but I don't know if it's worth... - (PvF) Don't you wanna know?
- Oh! - It smells so good!
- If the pancakes is the last meal-- no!
Brian, you do it! - No! I'm not gonna do it.
- Who are you?! - It's airy. It's like a heavy balloon.
- It's literally looking like it's trying to claw my face off.
No thank you. - Oh my god.
- I wanna see the inside, but then I have to touch it.
- I do too, but you have to cut it. - Okay, I'll just crack it.
(buzzer) - Still counts.
- (gasps) Nooo! - Still counts.
- The three things-- - Just grab it by the horns and ride!
- Thank you. (laughs) - Why are you-- that's not mine.
Whoa! - I will say this one is really good.
- No! Don't say that, Nicole! - Oh my god.
- Oh, I like it. - I really hope it's worth it.
I'm gonna be so mad if it's not. - I just wanna be like, bah!
- Yeah, it's giving yam, giving berry, giving pie.
Can I be a food vlogger? (laughs)
- (both) Go away, pie. Go away, pie. Go away, pie. Go away, pie.
- (Doug) What am I supposed to do with all these blubber nuggets?
- No! The blubber nuggets?! - Come on, man.
- (Doug) Hey, they're chewy. - Chewy?!
- Ooh! - Dawg.
- (PvF) Made out of fat and whale blubber,
these blubber nuggets are an Alaskan delicacy
and a touch chewy. - I wanna hear Brian's thought process
first and then-- (screams) (buzzer)
(laughs) Did not expect that. - I'm gonna pass.
- It hurts to pass! - It does hurt. Blubber nuggets, bro?
- You see that? - Yeah. Yeah.
- No, look underneath the nugget. - (both laugh)
- Yes, Jair. We saw that. - (in slow-mo) Look underneath
the nugget. (buzzer)
- They're absolutely delicious. - They look great.
- Super well-seasoned. - We could take this home
if we eat it. - I know!
- Was it worth it? - Oh, it was worth it!
- Is it really? - Mm-hmm.
- I hate this. - Mmm, mmm, mmm.
- Oh, well, I lost anyways. I guess I mi--
meh, I'm fine. - Go in.
- Oh my gosh. These are really good.
- Right? - I'm at just a constant level
of pain that I'm having to endure by you leaving
this in front of me. - Like, she's n-- (laughs)
- Tastes like fish. - It is. (laughs)
- Oh. - It's a blubber nugget.
- A little blubber right there. - I'm pescatarian, though.
No meat. No meat. - That would mean you eat seafood!
- Oh, [censored]! Yeah, you're right! Oh--
- Man, usually, I say the stupid [censored].
But today, you're killing it, Jaden. - No. Yeah.
- Very blubbery. (laughs) - Very blubbery. Very nuggety.
- Yeah. - (laughs)
- My goal is to finish the food before she comes.
The victory food is not gonna be worth it.
- Oh yeah, it won't be.
- (both laugh)
- (Mrs. Turner) Who wants spaghetti and...
eyeballs! - Huh?
- Oh my goodness! See, this is nostalgic.
- I love Vicky. I don't care what anyone says.
I love Vicky. - Real talk. Screw Vicky.
The worst. - Oh, that's right.
Yeah, because the 3D glasses are cursed.
- (Mrs. Turner) I said spaghetti and meatball.
- (as Mrs. Turner) I said spaghetti and meatball!
- (Mr. Turner) It's a slice of French...
- Are we eating a French arm? - Yes!
- Arm? It's just an arm?! - (laughs)
Oh, this is gonna be crazy! - Let's go.
These used to hurt my brain as a kid.
- Wait, I gotta put-- - Oh! Ow! It still hurts!
- It looks like it's coming right out of the plate!
- The flag looks crazy. - Nah, fam.
- (PvF) From Timmy's 2D House of Horrors,
we've got some spaghetti and eyeballs
and a delicious French arm. - ♪ Timmy is an average kid ♪
♪ That no one understands ♪ - This is...
- Ehhh, I don't know about this one! - I mean, it doesn't look appetizing.
It looks scary. I'm scared. - Oh my god. It looks so real!
- That looks fire.
Mmm.
- (Angelique) Yooo!
- Oh, god. - I think I'm gonna pass.
- This looks ter-- oh. - But I like the glasses. (giggles)
Brings me back. This is so trippy.
- All right. (buzzer)
- (Izzy) Spaghetti. - Tell me you're not gonna eat that.
- Tell me YOU'RE not gonna eat that. The problem is I don't like
the color green. - (Izzy) Damn, that's a chunky
body, bro! - This is amazing.
- Oh, it's amazing. - It is super decadent fudge.
- I'm really mad. - The blubber nuggets were top tier.
- This is probably the hardest Try Not To Eat I've ever done.
- We eat Cosmo and Wanda? - I remember this!
- Oh my god. This is when it first came out,
like... - Popcorn?
- (voice-over) In Loose Cannon Cop Who Doesn't Play By the Rules.
- Oh. - Is this the popcorn
when they're watching the-- (screams) - (laughs)
- (screams louder) - Oh my god!
- (Wanda) This movie is violent and stupid.
- He's watching Fast and the Furious.
- (Cosmo) Ahh! My brain! - (both laugh)
- Br-br-bro, bro, bro, bro. - (gasps)
- This looks delicious. This looks delicious.
- (PvF) Cosmo popcorn and Wanda soda are the perfect snacks
for watching Loose Cannon Cop Who Doesn't Play By the Rules.
- Oh my god! - Popcorn smells good.
- Play the scene again. (buzzer)
- Watermelony, strawberry... - But if I can pass up
blubber nuggets, I can pass up this.
- I'ma tell you right now, this is a treat.
This is a treat! - Really refreshing.
- I think the popcorn just together, I know would be
so-- I can't do it. - Is there any vodka in this?
- (PvF) You want yours to be?
I'm gonna spike yours. - No! (screams) Nicole is evil!
(gasps) She's gonna spike mine? - So, I'm assuming it tastes
very popcorny. (laughs) - Jaden, I'm sorry, bruh.
(laughs) (buzzer)
Mmm! If this was volleyball,
this would be the perfect spike. - (snickers)
- (PvF) Well, that is it. That is our challenge.
- (both cheer) - (PvF) Congratulations Angelique,
Travis, and Jaden. You were able to avoid
some delicious dishes. And for that, we've got
a Mrs. Turner cooked feast. - Let's go!
- Yo! - I'm so hungry!
- (gasps) - Bruh.
- Timmy's hot mom's gonna make some fire food?
- You think Timmy's mom is hot?
- (Timmy) Whoa, check it out.
- I told you! - OH MY GOD!
- I told you! - I don't see any bacon, bruh.
- Do you see how beautiful-- - I don't see any bacon-- (gasps)
- You don't see the bacon? - (screeches)
- Oh! - You [censored] [censored]!
I'ma [censored] you up! - You're gonna get robbed.
- Oh my god. - You're gonna get robbed on this!
- Oh my god. - Oh my god!
- I really thought that wasn't gonna be the thing!
- Nicole, how could you? - Nooo!
- Oh, look at the stack of pancakes!
And the omelet! - (PvF) Close your eyes.
Both of you. - I don't want to.
I'll tell you that much. (gasps)
- (PvF) Jair! - Nicole!
- (PVF) Keep your eyes closed. - Okay.
- I could smell it. It smells so-- oh, is it a fan?
Oh! That's-- - Yeah, it's a fan.
- (screeches) - Oh my gosh! Syrup fondue?!
- (PvF) For our winners, we're headed to Breakfast Land,
with waffle boats on a syrup fountain, leaning towers of pancakes,
and a forest of bacon and sausage trees.
- Oh my god! - How do I do this
without making a mess? - I always wanted to use one of these.
Look at this. - Which one's crispier? This one.
- You don't know what I did to it while your eyes were closed,
so enjoy that bacon. - It's so worth it.
- It is so worth it. - Oh.
- I'm a little bitter. And I won't forget this, Nicole.
- I'm having breakfast, baby! - Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm!
- (PvF) Well, unfortunately, Izzy, Brian, and Jair,
you were all tempted. And for that,
you must suffer the consequences. - (Mr. Turner) February's meatloaf
is watching from the shadows! - Whoa! Meatloaf!
- It's got tentacles. - That is a whole cave
of the mom's food that they didn't like.
- Oh my god. - Ohh, the haunted meatloaf.
- (laughs) They have to eat the meat!
- Man, [censored] that. - Ooh, god.
That is a very pungent smell.
- (PvF) Mrs. Turner's meatloaf has turned!
And it's not going to be pretty.
- (Izzy) Excuse me, sir. - (Brian) The boy is stiff.
- (PvF) Jair, how are you feeling right now?
- I have no words.
- (PvF) What's it smell like? - Dude. It smells like
the bottom of a dumpster. - Like ass. Oh.
- I've never had meatloaf.
I've never had my egg like this either.
- Burnt booty meat. - Mmm.
- Here we go. One, two, three.
- You didn't even move. - (laughs)
- Actually, I'm not mad at it.
- One, two, three.
- This is pretty good. - It's pretty good?
- Yeah. - It tastes like everything
at the back of your refrigerator. - Oh my god!
Don't put that in my brain! (laughs)
- Oh! That smells so good!
- Am I Lucas? Or Darius?
- ♪ (hums theme song) ♪ - ♪ (joins humming) ♪
- I love that! - I love this.
This was the hardest
Try Not To Eat. - I love React. I love Chef Ash.
I love you guys so much. - I love everyone too.
- I love Mrs. Turner. - I do too.
- Yeah. - Mm. She's a pretty good chef.
- (laughs) - (burps)
- Hey, Chef Ash. You guys have been asking
for us to take bites of the punishment.
So, this is for you! Make sure to like
and subscribe and tell us what else you wanna see
on future episodes of Try Not To Eat.
All right, cheers! - Let's get it.
- Mmm. Aw, it's delicious. - Oh, no. I don't know
what I've done to this. - (Nicole) Ah, so good.