You want that booty to clap back, right?
- Right Bot-The-Thot? - Always.
I want it to clap back, absolutely.
- Ok. - What's happening?
Hello horny teens and horny teens at heart.
I'm Brandon Kyle Goodman, writer and voice
actor on Big Mouth and Human Resources.
And welcome to Fill In the Mess
a fill in the blank gameshow
where we try to guess
the mess of Netflix characters and fans alike.
Let's introduce my teammate for this game.
He's an incredible
hairstylist, musician, and a penis pump enthusiast.
I own the same penis pump at home.
I have it next to my bed in a drawer.
You can also catch him in season two of
Bling Empire, streaming now on Netflix.
Welcome Guy Tang.
Yay!
Yes, you looking fabulous.
Come through.
How are you?
I am excited to be here.
Guy, I want to introduce you.
Please say hello to my non-binary robot friend,
- Bot-The-Thot - Hello Bot-The-Thot.
- Hey Mama. - Oh! All right.
Let me explain how the game works.
So Bot-The-Thot here will generate messy quotes
spoken by Netflix characters or messy fans alike
but each prompt has missing words.
Each of us will take turns trying to fill
in the missing words correctly.
In 10 seconds or less.
We'll play three rounds each to see
who wins our messy minds or Bot-The-Thot.
now if we, the human thots win, Guy you will take home.
Let me show you. Hey! It is a golden
penis pump trophy inspired by season one
of your show. It's big. It's real big.
It's perfect for me.
- And I get to keep this? - You get to keep it and put it
in whatever you know, hole you want.
Let's go!
All right. Are you ready?
Yes, I'm ready. Let's go.
All right,
get your bucket and a mop
because it is time to Fill In The Mess.
- Bot-The-Thot, what is our prompt?
All right, this is from Gavin the hormone
monster from Human Resources.
That's the show I'm on. Okay.
Our divisions _________ numbers just came in and
corporate is f***ing pissed.
- We got a clue? - The clue is
a moist activity.
Splooging, jizz.
- Masturbating. - Masturbating.
Oral.
Cumming.
Squirting, squirting. Spitting. Sperm.
Oh, we're out of time. Okay. Okay.
- Anal fluids. - Anal fluids.
- Anal fluids? - So close.
Orgasm
Oh, it's that basic
And we didn't even know
- We were being too extra. - We where, we were.
We were being real dirty.
All right, let's go.
to round two. What's next prompt bot?
So this quote is from Christine from Bling Empire
- Okay, Christine. - This is your show, all right.
Originally, I was going to bring some Chinese herbs,
but I realized that I would like to take
the _______ herbs myself.
- The blank herbs. - What's the clue?
The clue is the most powerful force on earth.
Pussy. What?
- Keep going, keep going. - Vagina.
- Yes! - Vagina, yes!
- Absolutely! - Vagina herbs.
Vagina herbs. What are vagina herbs?
What can you put in there
that is natural? - I don't know.
- Tea leaves. - Tea leaves, green tea.
That might be too much caffeine.
Honey, you learn something new every f***ing day.
Maybe decaf.
Decaf, listen.
You learn something new every day.
All right, round three. What's the next one?
This is from a messy fan.
Yes. Come on messy fan.
A guy I was talking to came to my place
wearing a ______ and didn't think it would bother me.
A cock ring.
The clue is sugar daddies wear these.
Thong.
Jock strap.
A sugar daddy! Wearing a cane?
Think goo goo gah gah
Oh a bib, like a bib!
No, a diaper.
A diaper. A diaper?
Oh my goodness.
Great. There's something for everybody.
Absolutely! Full service.
- Wait. - Yes, everyone needs love, okay?
That's correct.
- Everyone needs love. - What is one of your favorite kinks?
I like spanking.
That's right.
But no hair pulling.
No hair pulling. We can't have split ends.
- Absolutely. - No damage to the hair.
Yes, but a little spanking.
I want you to explain how spanking works,
because some people don't really
you know, some people be spanking too hard.
Explain how you like to be spanked.
Are you okay with doing that?
Yeah, you have to,
your hand has to be like, you got to spank the ass.
You want that booty to clap back, right?
Right Bot-The-Thot?
Always.
I want it to clap back. Absolutely.
- Okay! - What is happening?
What's happening?
Round four, what's the next prompt?
So this is from Addiction Angel
from Human Resources.
Oh, yes, that's my show. Okay, okay.
Alright, but at this latitude
it's going to take every ounce of my strength
not to bury my face in your magnificent ______.
I want to say ass, but what's the clue?
Deep void.
- Cave! -Hole!
- Vagina! - Tunnel!
- Your mouth. Asshole. - Pee hole. Balls.
- More general. - More general.
Oh, time's up.
You're both wrong.
- What was the answer? - "Place"
- Place? Thats not... - Wow.
Sometimes we're just too extra.
We got a little too extra again.
Just such a wholesome answer.
All right, so the next round.
The next round, round five. Give us the next prompt.
So this is from a messy fan.
Braved my first date since COVID.
Held hands. Got my ______ _______.
Whew, I'm easy now.
My first day since COVID, held hands,
What's the clue? Sorry.
The clue is top of the head.
Top of the head.
- Got my hair pulled? -Yes!
But we cannot pull your hair.
No, you can't. No. I told you, no hair pulling.
No hair pulling. I don't like hair pulling either.
And sometimes, you know,
especially if I'm with somebody
that's like, you know, not black.
Now, that's the thing they want to do it.
It's like, if you don't move your
f***ing hand away from the
top of my beautiful head.
Okay. Let's go ahead, round six.
Bot, let's go what's this last round?
So this is Christine from Bling Empire.
Christine, again. She's getting the spotlight.
Good for you, Anna.
We should all take a page from your _____ book.
"Anal" book.
You already know.
"Anal" book.
Correct? What's an anal book?
You don't have one?
I have three. Don't do that.
You know who I am. Okay. Yes, you're right.
When was the first time you discovered anal?
- Sorry. - Are you asking me?
Oh, my goodness.
I would have to say, I put a vegetable up there.
Yes. Come on, tell the truth.
Here we have truth.
- A carrot. - A carrot?
Because I was trying to figure out like,
am I supposed to do this?
Am I supposed to like this?
I don't know!
Did you lube up the carrot at all?
I use conditioner.
Okay!
Move my hands,
How big was the carrot?
Alright, carrots don't come that big.
You right, you right.
Maybe like that.
So, like a little baby carrot?
Don't even ask me what I did with the carrot after.
Oh, what did you do with the carrot?
Wait, what did you do with the carrot?
I was kidding. I was kidding. I was kidding.
We don't judge here, but I was like,
Lord have mercy.
Let's wrap this show up.
Who won?
It was...
a tie.
A tie!
We both get the penis pump.
See you don't need a carrot anymore.
We are a very giving show.
Look at this gold pump.
Now you have a pump.
And it's nice and girthy.
Okay, Guy, thank you so much for joining us today.
Before we let you go, we like to end the show
with a messy message for the people.
So you have 15 seconds to tell us a piece of advice
or lesson you've learned about sex,
dating, relationships, whatever, to our viewers.
I say take your time, okay.
Because you got to enjoy the process.
People are always rushing to get to the finish line.
Everybody just wants to cum and be,
No. You got to take your time.
Enjoy the moment.
Slow down.
Take a deep breath.
Yes, absolutely.
Everything is right here.
I'll take home with that.
Okay, let's go. Let's go.
Well, that's the show, everybody.
Be sure to catch Guy on Bling Empire
now streaming on Netflix. Bye.
Okay, come home with me and my husband.
Let's go baby! Let's go. Let's go.