May I help you?
Yes, hello, is this,
Hunk-O-Mania?
Ehhhhh.
Location, but it is a male strip club for women.
For women, oh, okay... Yeah. Yeah, its not.
It's not a gay club.
I'm sorry.
What if what if my friend dresses up as a woman?
As a what?
What if my friend dresses up as a woman then goes in?
Oh no no no, listen we don't discriminate.
I mean it just we, you know, in a city like New York we have to we have to,
Treat everybody equally so... Okay...
Let's just assume a couple of straight guys want to watch some straight men dance. Is that okay?
Whatever. Yeah, that's fine thats perfectly fine.
A few moments later....
Featuring some of the most gorgeous men in the world. Oh, yes, very gorgeous, okay.
What kind of show would you recommend to a thirteen year old boy?
Wait sir, are you kidding me? You must be kidding right?
No no I'm very serious.
No no no you you have to be at least, the minimum age to get in is 18.
Really?
So he's too young. Yes, okay. Goodbye.
Good morning, Jehovah's witnesses. Hi. How can I help you?
Hello, ehm, my name is Sebastian. I'm looking for a Mr.. Wall
Thank you one moment, please.
Do you and you know how to spell wall?
Yes, W-A-L-L.
I don't have anyone with that name in my directory.
Um, perhaps a Mrs. Wall?
I'm sorry. I don't have that name either.
So there is no, Mr.. Or Mrs.. Wall. There, currently on the database?
That I don't have it. No.
Is there someone else that maybe could help you?
No, uh, I'm just wondering-
what's holding up the ceiling then?
Ba dum dum.
Thank you for calling Best Buy how can I help you today?
Yes, I'm rather annoyed at the moment.
I'm sorry?
I'm rather annoyed.
Ermmm.
What was the name again I'm sorry?
Hello. My name is Sebastian.
Uh-huh.
I ordered a pizza over an hour ago, and it still hasn't arrived.
You said pizza?
Yes, pizza.
This is Best Buy.
Well, where's my pizza?
I have no idea sir, this is Best Buy, we don't deliver pizza.
This is why you have one point five stars on Google reviews.
*OHHHHHHHH*
*Hangs up*
Hello this is the church of Jesus Christ and the latter days saints, how can I help you?
Oh? Hello? Finally. Ah.
What's your name by the way.
Oh my name is Sebastian.
*Woman shouting in Chinese*
It sounds like there's an argument going on.
Oh that's another conversation in Chinese.
A few moments later.
My friend,
Okay.
NOT me.
Ermmm.
He's in love with this child. Ciel.
And, because of a bond of sorts they have to stay together, so what would you recommend to you know, stop it from getting too far?
Well, how old is your friend?
He's erm, 13 I believe.
Oh, no, sorry, which... for the child, the child is 13.
The "Friend" I-I don't really know. I know he's older than 30.
It's not our profession to help with that. What missionaries do-
I thought wait wait. I thought the missionaries help other people.
Yes! We absolutely help people.
20 minutes later.
So if I were to join this church would we have like you know-
Rivalries against like Jehovah's witnesses be like banter and sports days?
No we respect all religions, and that's something that we call one of the articles of Faith, and that is-
*Something about religion, I didn't listen.*
So I can't expect rap battles versus the Jehovah's witnesses?
No, we try to refrain from that. We-
We believe. We,
acknowledge all people have the right to-
Rap battle yes, everyone has the right to rap battle, I agree.
Hahaha.
Like everyone has the-
My friend, I was telling you about, he's an exceptional rapper. I assure you.
An-and the master he serves, even better.
They know the snoop Dogg inside out. I assure you.
Ah, that's cool, but ermm...
Yeah, so everyone can believe what they want to.
but the way that you can do to find the church is that you go to Mormon.org and...
Type in your address and go to church there.
Okay so if I were to join the church or say I had enough money to form my own Mormon church and I built it myself,
and then I wanted to start the rap battles against the Jehovah's witnesses because let's be honest.
They're bit of a scrubs aren't they? How would I go about that?
*Chinese conversation again*
So sorry that's not really like-
We don't know have that just because like, you can't...
Start churches with money or something like that, ermm.
That's not what god wants annnd.
So. But what you can do just,
feel free to learn about Christ's teachings at the church and find that truth for yourself.
Okay, and what if the truth happens to be rap battles vs. the Jehovah's Witnesses?
Sorry, we don't really have a rap battles. I'm sorry.
Would you like one right now?
No, thank you. I'm sorry, but there are more people calling right now.
Yes but, no no no okay okay.
Well, I'll stop talking about the rap battles.
I offered you and you declined, but we will go back to the previous problem and talk about that, is that okay?
I have a short limited time, and there is a lot of people calling.
One final question one final question, and then I will leave you alone forever, okay?
Hahaha, Okay.
Is your refrigerator still running?
Yeah!
Well you better go catch it then! Haha! Very good, okay.
Have a great day!
Okay very good! The same to you, bye!
First of all I apologize for some parts during the video where my character,
Slips a little I assure you next time this won't happen.
If you've enjoyed this video or have any other places you suggest I prank
call, then, please let me know in the comments below. Although, I must warn you,
Ciel's opinion is the most important, so keep that in mind.
Thank you and remember.
I'm simply one hell of a butler!