- [Instructor] Alright, you can take the blindfold off.
- Alright
- [Instructor] Will you take a look behind you?
- Oh
- (nervous laughter)
- Everybody's naked.
- Okay, I like where this is going.
(boppy music)
- [Instructor] You're gonna match outfit to person, today.
- Huh, sounds fun.
- [Instructor] You're gonna match outfit to person.
- Great. It's nothing personal,
I just don't like people who are naked,
or even close to naked.
- [Instructor] What's your personal style?
- Clark Kent if he'd looked a little less white.
- [Instructor] What's your style?
- Kind of a beach bum?
- Lately, I've been working on militant faggot.
- [Instructor] Alright. Bring out the first outfit.
- It's a whomper.
- This looks like a fun,
fashion-forward, carefree look.
- [Instructor] And what kind of person is wearing that?
- Someone who's looking to relax. Like a dad.
Can I get you?
- You.
- So. I look like a dad?
(Bystanders laugh)
- Richard, I picked this outfit for you
because you have a bright smile which
I think carries through this pattern really well.
- Oh (clothes rip)
(Upbeat music)
- Here we go. What do you think?
- No.
(Bystanders laugh)
(Upbeat techno music)
- Men love this kind of stuff. Boring.
- Oh... you.
- I'm gonna go with you
- Okay
- This cut would fit your shoulders very nice
- Yeah? (nervous laughter) Doubtful?
- You said it was boring.
- But you're not boring. You know what it is?
- You're so much that you need to downplay your coolness.
- Gotcha.
- So you want me to put this on?
- Yeah.
(Upbeat techno music)
- Want it tucked?
- No.
(Upbeat techno music)
- You look so good. I should be a stylist
- Oh I don't wanna be so mean.
This looks just looks like your typical,
almost teenage white girl?
(laughter)
- I just feel like you see this kind of outfit
in like the streets of Asia a lot.
This also feels like kinda like a mom thing.
- This is probably like a gay theater kid.
Let's try you.
- I think it's yours
- Okay
- [Instructor] Okay. Tell me why.
- 'Cuz I'm the teenage white girl.
(Everyone laughs)
- It's high functioning (bag drops)
- Minimalistic (laughs) Not functioning very well.
- Cool. Do I complete you?
- You complete me.
- I'm reminded of a mermaid.
This is a color I personally recoil from unless
its like yellow spandex for Wolverine or Daredevil.
- This is bold. This is beautiful.
I'm gonna go with you.
- I could see myself in this outfit
(laughs) You're most like me.
What's that twin emoji?
- You're not afraid to take risks.
That's what it is. 'Cuz this is like colored leather.
(Smacks butt)
- Well, Timmy, I'm gonna wear it another way
(laughter)
(Upbeat techno music)
- I'd do it all. That's what this person is.
(chuckling) Richard might do it all.
- This looks like some nice business caszh
one could wear to the office.
- Like the ace reporter. Let's go with you.
- What do you do for a living?
- I work in tech.
- I think this is yours.
- I'm choosing this for you because
you wanna look professional and put together.
- (Laughs) Why are you in slippers?
- Have you not worn slippers before?
- I wear slippers inside my house.
- Exactly.
- This ain't your house.
(Upbeat techno music)
- This looks like an outfit that
falls under my favorite term: 'studied negligence.'
You look like you haven't been trying,
but you definitely put a lot of
thought into what you're wearing.
- I just feel like you would rock the crop-top.
If this is a crop-top.
- It's complex. It's got layers.
You're not afraid to like layer up a little.
(Upbeat techno music)
- If the shirt was purple,
this is straight out of Lex Luthor's wardrobe.
This is a two-piece suit from H&M.
So their budget conscious.
(Everyone giggles)
- You think I look cheap? Want me to put this on?
- Yeah. Please put it on.
- It's very eccentric because it's
lively and green and then your
favorite Kenyan uncle over here...
- I think that it could work.
Like power suit for the women of today.
- Whoever wears this actually uses their hankerchief:
it's not just for show,
like it's actually... They use it.
- [Instructor] That's a dirty hankerchief?
- For sure.
- Oh! That actually makes your booty look really good.
- [Instructor] He looks good?
- Yeah.
- Yeah uncle good? Or like,
"Damn I gotta go talk to that guy," good?
- Uh...
(Everyone laughs)
(Upbeat techno music)
- Oh boy.
- I don't know what the fuck this is.
- (Laughs) This is very Obi-Wan Kenobi.
- I wanna say handmade
- It's just... What is this?
What is this thing? Why is it so heavy?
There's one opening. This is a skirt.
- [Instructor] You really only got one choice now.
- Come, come, my darling.
- I kinda feel like you should break out a
Michael Bolton song for me.
(sings a few bars)
- Oh yeah. That's real monk vibes
right there like (claps hands).
- I like it.
- I feel like we should put your
hair in a manbun. Could we?
- I just happened to have...
- All right! That works. (laughs) I like it.
(Upbeat techno music)
- [Instructor] If Ellen guessed you correctly,
(laughs)
raise your hand. And turn around.
Thank you for answer...
- Oh heyyyy!
- Oh
- Yep. This is above what I expected
- [Instructor] So, who did Timmy get right? Raise 'em up!
- Are you fucking kidding me?
(All laugh)
- [Instructor] Everybody get dressed
in their proper outfit now. How was that?
- It really, I think, just kinda emphasizes
how little I actually know about clothing.
- Make sense now?
- Yeah
- [Instructor] Okay. You can take a look.
- Oh my god. That makes sense.
Come. Come, come. Did you make this?
- I did.
- Good guess. I like fashions from around the world.
- That explains the monk influence.
- How does this represent you?
- Well, my style is comfortable clothing that
doesn't conform with anything.
I like to develop things that are free of constraint.
- I love your skirt! Oh my god.
Well tell me about your look.
- I like to push the envelope.
I like to mix high and low.
For instance, the sewing bag is high-end.
The Cashmere is also a high-end sweater.
And then this is from Anthropology for one-fifty.
So it's like high and low. That's how I shop.
- Yeah. One-fifty is really low.
- Hello. It's me. A less melinated teenager.
(all laugh)
- Whoopsies. (laughs) Describe your style.
- This is like a little out there for me,
like I'm trying to get looks.
My style is ever-changing, but I like to mix elements.
Masculine, feminine, utilitarian, twirly...
- What do you think about my outfit?
- You know. It works. How did you come about this style?
- I feel like I'm received very feminine
because the way I'm shaped, though,
I like to wear more masculine clothing.
- I was expecting a little more femininity
in your attire, but this is like my
favorite thing in the world when you again,
juxtapose those things.
- (Chuckles) Hi. So I went from a dad to a goth.
Would you say it's more fitting?
- Yeah.
- What's your style?
- Um. I definitely like to stay in the world of androgengy.
Different silhouettes, texture...
- This is so cool. I wanna be your friend.
- We can be friends.
(all laugh)
- (Foreign language) how old are you?
- Twenty.
(all laugh)
- I am older. Go.
- Hector. So you got me right.
- My style is casual prints, florals,
color, but I also like to amp it up a little.
- Am I allowed to say 'fuck' or no?
This is like the schoolgirl that like
grew up and fukin' rocked the world.
That's what I feel like.
- I did not think that's where you were
going to go with fuck, but that's great.
(all laugh)
- Tell me about your style.
- My style is fun, it's funky, and a bit unexpected.
These are my husband's tie and shirt.
And I just put it with the skirt to make it more fun.
- Your favorite Nigerian uncle.
It is okay to be cheap on something.
- I mean, I'm cheap all the time.
- I'm so disappointed in you.
There's like a wrinkle right here and right here.
The crease was already there, but it's not crisp.
You let me down.
- That's fair. My style is classic modern.
So thus I play with lots of colors simple patterns.
- [Instructor] A round of applause, everybody!
- [Instructor] How was that experience?
- Uh... That was so fun.
- [Instructor] Do you wanna...Give us a runway walk?
- I will do runway walk? Are you kidding me?
You ready?
- Me? How does a runway walk work?
I just go forward and I just...
- [Instructor] You got your superman shirt on?
- That's right. What else do I wear?