I've been talking to you for a long time over the years
and I've always loved it when you come on the program.
And I realized, that the question my producers
and I think everybody always wants to ask you,
is the same question over and over again.
And you must be getting sick of it.
Which is, you've been married,
you and Kevin Bacon have been married for so many years,
how do you keep your marriage happy?
What's the secret?
And I think,
do you just ban that question now from interviews?
No I don't, because I have a funny answer
and the answer eds, is Kev.
Kev says, you keep the fights clean
and the sex dirty.
Oh.
People like that one. Right.
And mine is, the secret to a happy marriage is not to take
marital advice from celebrities.
Yes.
That's mine, is to not ask me that question
because I don't have it yet, but the true answer is,
and I'm just going to tell you right now.
The secret to a happy marriage
is not hanging out together 24 seven,
365 days a year (laughs).
Yes. I mean like, you know,
absence makes the heart grow fonder.
And like, you know, when you're out in the world
and bringing things back into a marriage
that is a good thing.
As long as it's not a third person,
unless you're into that stuff
Which I am. (laughing and clapping)
We'll talk about that later.
I don't know if you guys have this, but like
as we've been married like our bed has gotten bigger.
Like we started out with a queen for like 20 years.
We've been married 32 years
and like 21 years in the marriage Kev's like
I think we need a better bed, bigger bed.
And I'm like, what?
A bigger bed?
This is just the beginning of the end.
I mean, I was like really freaked out by it.
But then we got a bigger bed
and I was like, Oh yeah, a bigger bed, that's good.
You know you should try,
this is something my wife wanted to try
about two years ago, we got bunk beds.
So I'm on the top, she's on the bottom.
There's no physical contact.
She doesn't want me touching her.
So it's the top bed in the bunk bed.
And then the utility closet during the day.
And we have a very, that's how you keep a marriage going?
That's the secret.
Yeah, I don't know why bunk beds are just for kids.
It's ridiculous.