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- Ah, Hi
- Hey, there she is
- Here I am
[Together] Aye, aye, aye, aye
- God you are like a Mirage
honestly are you even real?
- Oh, I'm as real as a woman's fear
To walk down the street, baby
- Aye-Oh
- Oh my god, your hair looks incredible
Oh my gosh, thank you
I did just cut it myself with toenail clippers
- Oh my God, it looks so good
- Thank you, well, and you are glowing
- Okay, please I've just been doing those
10 minute YouTube workouts once a week
- That explains it
- Yeah
- Oh it's just so good to see you
Gosh, what has it been since summer?
- Yes, yes, this has been the longest winter
I haven't seen anyone at all
But it doesn't matter because the spring is here
The sun is out and we can finally hang out safely
- Yay
- And you brought the wine?
- I did
Yeah, yeah
Have a seat, have a seat
So, What's new?
- Hmm?
- Oh, I just asked a what's new?
- New?
With
With me?
[Laughs]
New
Right? 'Cause something should be new
'Cause we haven't seen each other in months
So something's for sure new
I have been going to the fridge a lot,
You know, just, [Makes Squeaking Sound]
And it turns out when you don't put anything new
In there, nothing changes
So that's been a nice realization
- Yeah, for sure
- Yeah. Oh, I've been doing a lot of Instagram stories
- I saw those
- Yes. My Q and A's been doing those mainly for attention
From anyone really?
I'll take
I almost popped a boob out yesterday
Just to, to feel a rush
- Wow. Oh my God
- See what people would say
- Yeah, that is exciting
- It is, yeah. Oh, I had an ingrown hair recently
So that was nice to have around
For a bit
- Exciting
- Yeah. Like, is it going to get infected? Is it not?
- Where was it? Or you can't say, maybe
- I'll show you
But enough about me
Oh my God, listen to me going on and on and on about my life
[Laughs]
I want to hear about you
What's new with you?
- Hmm?
- I said, what's new with you?
- What? Oh, what's new with me?
Oh wow, I was prepared to dive
Into you for the first few hours
- Absolutely not, I'd hate that
- So what, so what you and your
The question is what was new?
- Yeah
- What's new
- Yeah, are you working?
- Yes, yeah
- Great
- Well, yes and no
- Right
- It's mostly no, actually
Not at, no
- Great, cool, that's exciting.
- But I did just do my taxes
- Fun, that's so fun
- It is, not, it's not, it's not
Fun
Yeah, because you should never try and do them yourself
Cause you don't know how
- You don't
- The more you do them the angrier and
Angrier you get at the educational system
Because how could you possibly not even have
One term of one grade teach you the basic
Knowledge of calculating your earnings?
- Absolutely, right?
- Oh, I'm writing a pilot
- Yes
- Yes, and I've convinced myself that watching hours
And hours of the reality show, Love Island
Is research, you know?
And because everyone really loved Johnny and Sally together
But after the whole Casa Amor debacle
I couldn't emotionally recover
- No, he's done
We're over him
- Oh. I had a zoom meeting
- See, that's what I want to hear about
That's so exciting
- Yeah, with my doctor
Did you know you don't have to get fully nude
For online appointments?
He was
Surprised
- Weird
My doctor did a pap test
- Online?
- Online
- Okay, you just use tongs or?
- Yeah, yeah
- I walk around the block a lot
- I interview myself in the mirror
- I watched people's puppies grow up outside my window
- I know how many steps it takes to get
From my desk to the bathroom
- Me too
- 12
- 18
- Yeah, your house is bigger
- Yeah
Look, I don't know about you, but
I'm kind of having trouble, you know
Coming up with something that's new
Or exciting or even remotely positive
- Same, same
Because nothing is new
Everything is the same
Over the winter the only new thing I realize is that I'm sad
Like sad, sad, like really sad
- Yeah, just when I thought things couldn't get any sadder
then January came around
- I hate that month
- Worst
- The winter was so hard
I didn't do YouTube workouts
I just skipped to the end when the lady is just lying there
Like a star and I did that for an hour
- I didn't do my taxes, I haven't done them
Because I'm an actor and we don't do our taxes
- Ever
- I'm such a mess
- I'm a mess
- Everything's a fucking mess
- Everyone
[Crying]
Look, I came here really excited
About being able to hangout but
I don't think I know how to do that right now
- Me neither
- Like, just the act of interacting
With a human being is giving me so much anxiety
- You know we don't have to pretend
Or have conversations, like we used to
I mean, it's not like things are back to normal
- No, I feel very far from normal
- What if we just like enjoy being in each other's presence?
Like, like next to another human being and just
Like take that in, you know, and have that, that's enough
With all the baggage that comes with it
- That's great, I would love that
- Okay
[Sighs]
- Are we still going to post
To Instagram that we're hanging out together
So everyone knows that we're having fun
- Yeah, absolutely, I'll pop the bubbly,
You put a mask on
- Yeah
- Yeah, okay, great
I have mascara under my eyes at all
- No, you're good, you look great
- Wow
- It looks so good
- Almost lost it there for a second
- No, no, no, no
- Okay, here we go
Cheese
So cute, Girls Day
That's fun
- I don't think I can drink today
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