oh gee ladies my name is jacksepticeye
and welcome to a game called err Marty
Marty is a solid man he's going on
vacation with his family he's taking the
plane and he has to make a lot of
choices along the way so it's a game
that has apparently like 60 endings in
it I am gonna hopefully get one of those
I don't know how long it goes out
further but it looks like a fun game the
art side looks wacky I'm excited for it
why does that plane not have a second
wing all right new game Oh God
meet Marty and his family why is Marty's
family made up of people made out of
fruit paste dad that baby looks like it
just came out of someone's anyway Marty
and his family Marty's hard work has
finally paid off he saved enough for a
family vacation oh I really like the
sort of painted canvas backgrounds won't
you join them join them I shall join
them I will let's go on a vacation all
together holy [ __ ]
welcome aboard paradise air flight three
one six where's everyone else
we thank you for flying with us today
now please buckle up and enjoy your
flight just a shot okay Oh Mother of
Christ no I completely [ __ ] that up
I guess I'm not strapped in I'm gonna
die on this plane gosh thank these both
sure our tricky God G act Marty stop
playing around and put my purse away is
that my wife I didn't know you could
look worse than the initial picture of
you good lord put those boobs where you
gonna put someone's eye out
sure thing honey bun oh god it's the
sort of the purse ah nail that one oh
that's much easier than belts there we
go two hours late there
getting famished here bites oh goody
just in time tonight for meal service we
have chicken or fish he's big big ass
who wants to be a millionaire decisions
fish or chicken
I would like chicken come on give me
your energy
give me your energy I need chicken fake
chicken with stinky airplane fish looks
gross here you go sir enjoy thank you
I will Jesus what do you mean you're on
a fish big dude who's big dude it's Good
Friday and I can't be eating no chicken
Jack that's me
you can and you will oh my god is this
an alternate universe Hulk Hogan I'm so
sorry sir that gentleman there took the
last one
listen Jack the bolston eater needs that
fish and he needs it now daddy oh god no
what do we do
I shot him my gamer and things kicked in
I just saw a crosshair and I had to
shoot No
listen up there Big Brother the blue
loser could take another strike with the
big dude in the sky daddy Jack a cat
taking so hand over that fish anybody
dare called me daddy Jack in the
comments I will kill you I will not sir
holy [ __ ] I just got drop kicked I don't
drop kicked out of the plane
save rather dude you can take one hell
of a bump up on daddy we got work to do
Oh God oh no oh Jesus this is bad this
is bad news written all over it what are
we doing wait did you just get suddenly
massive okay don't die oh Christ
take them down daddy oh okay baby Jack
needs you to run in there and rough
someone up for the bull daddy
I don't like any of that I don't like
that name just run in there and hit him
with the old bull terrier motive come on
daddy daddy
work with me years go bash his knee in
with this Pike oh okay
turn you're hurting rules feed your
bloodlust Oh God pull you villain
thought you could take Oh Lex oh you
will get away with this that's right
lead wean that snake pull Boggan Hulk
Hogan said the disaster strike me in my
bed and this Sunday night there Lex
Express is go to train wreck his ass
what have I got myself in for in light
of the evidence of the testimony given
here today we have no choice but the
strip you of your title effective
immediately
[Music]
the end oh I love the mystery okay
well that went horribly I didn't even
get to go on my vacation is you got
kicked off the plane immediately all
right this time I'm gonna nail the belt
watch [ __ ] alright so if I get chicken
which is not really up to me it's up to
the laws of our and Jesus up there
okay think chicken chicken chicken
chicken chicken [ __ ] fish what is
wrong with you
why can't you just think chicken for
once okay so I'm not gonna shoot him
this time when he shows up oh god he
shot me straight in my face there you go
thank you brother I can see you're one
of my little bull lousiest oh yeah
here's a little gift big jerk that's
what you have to call me big jack wait
no that's still weird don't call me that
[ __ ] go ahead try it on put on the strap
oh whoops
ah won't fit oh well I broke a window in
the plane apparently we're all gonna die
hey no wait ladies and gentlemen this is
the captain speaking
we're expecting some turbulence please
return to your seats
turbulence my ass this shortcut over
monster island is suicide but sir island
what is this Pokemon watch and learn
Jackson fly like a pro oh I am NOT going
to I am going to die a lot not many
times just the time that I do die it is
gonna be like one hell of a death oh
[ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh look at these
girls yeah take that monster Island gosh
turn it coreg axe that's the third one
you've let go this week
I'm sorry mr. Kron
save that story for the milkman sport
I'm gonna have to let you go
well Korg ax lost his job today this is
so sad
preposterous no son-in-law of mine is
going to go unemployed you start work
for me first thing Monday morning that's
nice
yay thanks daddy this [ __ ] kid what
is it doing your 9-iron sir witness the
end as well that's so sad Korg access
oniy in our life for like 5 seconds and
I already feel bad for [ __ ] up his
life oh well time to go again what am i
everybody get my vacation what happens
if I [ __ ] up the purse I don't put that
in the right place sorry Blade II lady
oopsie
ouch whose purse is this uh-oh time to
hide oh [ __ ] oh God
oh I don't like this don't come to say
don't come to so you don't have to say
it's it's not mine I didn't do anything
you're just seeing things
[ __ ] I'm gonna get caught Oh
ah I didn't I say son did you happen to
catch the a wink of the villain who
disposed of their billfold in such a
violent manner yes quite what oh no no
sir
hmm I'll see about that stand up to the
pressure oh [ __ ] oh his pressures too
much for me to scrutiny no son my eye
daggers have sought you out you wouldn't
be telling a no little fib would you you
wouldn't tell it to Jeeves here would
you hi I I did it it was me I'm sorry so
sorry you sir are a vile scoundrel and I
don't man the satisfaction of a dual
pistols at dawn or here in this airplane
as you wish allow me to Don my dueling
glove prepare for battle okay rapid
press [ __ ] yeah the glove is on it's
time to kick some ass if you're ready
sir
the duel shall commence provide
satisfaction I didn't have a chance
[Music]
Oh son of a [ __ ]
Deborah oh five what the [ __ ]
I'll never be able to unsee that now
Jesus all right I'm never going to get
the [ __ ] belt buckle ending blip blip
blip blip blip buck okay well if I don't
hide there you go
hey did you drop this oh it's a lady
this time oh yes I did
I'm very sorry you see I owe my pervert
rapidly press space ops ship it here's
your purse back creep goodness what an
emotional roller coaster
I got to go cam down if the purse just
stuck there in you can't smoke on
airplanes although there is a ghost
purse floating around so I don't know do
whatever you want enjoy the bold flavor
Oh God
Oh ego shil I've done that I don't know
if I should have done that
ah nothing like a trip through flavor
country to take the edge off sir you
cannot smoke on an airplane put it out
right this second oh okay [ __ ] Oh God oh
the power of my flake oh what an amazing
flick the whole Amazon rainforest Oh Oh
No how did it last all that way down my
worlds on fire how about yours
smoking not even once
the end okay these endings are quite
quick I have to get the belt buckle give
me the [ __ ] belt buckle
yes builded 20 minutes later hello sir
may I interest me a drink
Oh what the heck give me some of the
good stuff
certainly sir that'll be 550 please 550
in this economy oh [ __ ] no I get T and T
eternally restarted [ __ ] it anyway I was
so close to salvation you know what
we're not gonna let you smoke this time
though smoking kills and I don't want
you burning down the rainforest again
and effectively the entire planet okay
we've had that a couple of times over
the last couple of years we don't need
it again Marty you put the cigarette out
or I put you out tank match must be a
draft in here must be a draft of my neck
there you are you're in trouble now
pervert oh you beat all Baltimore woman
ah that says tow car Miren its own a
city boy over the top rapidly press
space okay what a [ __ ] monster hey I
won
Congrats chef here's your prize enjoy
being the king of the road that's all
Marty set out on his great journey never
to return home again the end that's a
sad ending
I had the belt buckle one I'm gonna keep
going until I get the belt again this is
the most impressive space
cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck
cluck cluck okay miss me a little faster
than that
yes I did it again okay now I'll pay
attention to the rules for how I get the
money okay time to get a drink okay so I
have to press WASD and space yeah okay
so the money isn't that one oh okay
[Music]
[ __ ]
damnit did I [ __ ] it up I'm sorry sir
that's not enough here's a complimentary
Ruby Cola instead uh sir you missed it
it just broke oh we're all dead oh wait
I've got the money right dang no way
vacations ruined think I'll call and
complain now where did I put that phone
hmm what's this what cigarette cravings
[ __ ] this I've earned a little break
no no more smoking Marty stop screwing
around how much longer until we land
well I uh I think we just took off
typical go tell the pilot to hurry up oh
sure thing honey okay this one's going
on a little longer get to the cockpit oh
[ __ ] I'm bad at this just who I wanted
to see a couple of drinks for the road
if you please six hours later mind the
topic of conversation Oh George oh no
that's so unfair [ __ ] didn't come back
there it is get it yes
ha ha 10 hours later how [ __ ] long is
this flight so I say to him that's no
oven that's my wife ha ha ha anyway
Larry oven hmm remember turn off the
dang all on
is the oven off Oh Oh my house is burnt
out oh no ladies you have it on in the
first place the oven has reached the
Earth's core
I destroyed humanity again
that might be my bad but also who made
the earth out of such who made the art
out of butter anyway oh I could continue
and just go to any [ __ ] part Oh
stinky oh my god they're so manyy okay
so where was I just now I did the belt
and I needed the money okay let's do the
money give me some of your finest drinks
please okay this one I can't [ __ ]
remember man
damnit all right I get to the pilot this
time easy easy
you were just in the back how did you
come up the front this plane makes no
sense it's like an MC Escher plane okay
often time click-click click-click I
took too long to find the topic of
conversation and that's what started my
love affair with knitting anyway Larry
are you okay not looking so hot there oh
no not again guess it's time to see if
those CPR lessons paid off oh god I'm
gonna kill a man
Lauri burnt the earth down twice save a
life okay okay come on big guy breathe
me that is the sound of broken bones uh
what what's happening hey mister you
just sexually assaulted me one lawsuit
later oh my god this games ridiculous
[Laughter]
hey at least they got off the plane this
time well I guess they did when I got my
truck - Antoinette Landon went Macho Man
Randy Savage Hulk Hogan all right I want
to get to the cockpit I want to see what
the pilots up - okay got it got it got
it got it stay in the middle stay in the
middle booyah baby cut fit yes hi hello
Martin speaking say I need shanz you
boys good freeze
[ __ ] United States Air Marshal put your
hands on huh
put your hands up and step away from the
door Marty you better not be making a
scene over here put your hands on that
oh [ __ ] how many innocent what a couple
of losers grow up is that two babies in
a man outfit oh don't mind her that's
just part of her charm she's right
hey I'm a loser I can't even crack this
Juba case if only I had a partner wall
friend today must be your lucky day one
you partner right here oh you think so
you'd have to win me over first okay
I've hit him in love Oh
fit up for the [ __ ] love come on sir
I know you loved her love with his
passion for justice rekindle the air
Marshall takes on a new partner together
they spend countless hours poring over
Case Files desperate for clues hours
spent in vain
oh we died anyway but I cracked the case
too late what is there another ending to
that isn't it don't put my hands up
don't put your hands up this time and
see what happens is he just going to
shoot me dead yep
United States air marshals one terrorism
zero typical Marty now's my chance
oh no you don't come back here hey what
the hell
escaped this mortal coil what the [ __ ]
this is so weird
no but you [ __ ] dare drag me back
down this is my chance
[Music]
enjoy some families oh wait this is the
vacation I got the vacation anyway Jesus
Christ
okay well I'm going to leave this
episode of air Marty here this is really
fun I like these types of games it
reminds me of old school YouTube or the
types of games I would play in class in
school at the computer room or on
Newgrounds or something it's just a good
old classic jaunt through many different
endings I might come back and actually
try and find all the endings now that I
know I can just go to these sections and
I play every single scenario over and
over and over again which really sped up
the process there towards halfway look
at all these ones and I haven't even
gotten yet need to get the money one but
that's it there's a hard one to do
because you have to keep track of three
different things but I'll try my best
but for now that's going to be it from
me and Marty don't forget to leave a
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fashionable farewell
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[Applause]
all I wanted to do was go on vacation