Jason Sudeikis doing so many-- thank you
for being here and helping out.
Are you kidding me?
Thank you for the new mugs.
Oh, I did--
These are-- yeah, this is--
Did we-- did we give you one in the dressing room?
No, I'm gonna take this one.
Oh, OK.
No.
It's perfect.
Got a cork bottom.
Yeah, it doesn't slip that way.
Perfect, no condensation.
Yeah.
No condensation.
No slip away, no sliparoo.
Yeah.
Finally we thought about that.
We didn't think about it until recently, but I like it.
Eventually it's gonna be all cork.
And we can put post-its to remember to take sips,
or, you know, you can put little post-its on it.
Absolutely, yeah.
Yeah.
The last time I saw you, you were here and your lovely wife,
Olivia, and I cut your hair.
You did, yeah.
This was pre-pandemic.
We didn't have to do it.
No, you chose.
We-- you chose to allow us to do it.
Very forgiving.
How long did you keep what I did to it?
Oh, 15 minutes.
[LAUGHTER]
I mean, yeah.
You went-- you went--
all I know is the gal that, you know,
fixed it afterwards was very impressed
with the little aside.
What you mean fixed it?
That's what I said.
I'm with you.
When she said fixed, that's not my words.
That's her.
I was, like, embellished, right.
OK, right.
Your side was more artsy.
Than Olivia's?
Than Olivia's side.
Olivia's was more even, yours was more artsy.
That's me.
That's you.
That's who I am.
I'm artsy.
You know?
On brand.
Yeah, exactly.
You asked for me to cut your hair.
What do you want?
Artsy or not artsy?
Absolutely artsy.
Fashion forward at all times.
All right then.
What have you been doing?
Thanks for being here by the way.
Absolutely, thanks for having me.
Some people are not able to be here, and thanks
for choosing to be here.
So what have you been learning at home?
A lot of people are learning things like new languages,
things like that while they have the time.
Really?
Yeah.
[LAUGHTER]
Yeah.
Well I-- I blew that.
No, I didn't do any of that.
No?
No, I should've.
I could have learned to play the piano, or, a little bit,
you know.
No, could've done that, could've read some books.
No, basically what I've been doing
is playing a lot of video games, but with my children, you know.
So that's--
Oh, it's family time.
Yeah, I mean I let them push pause and stuff.
And you know, you know--
But no, I've been--
that's mostly been it.
I've been playing a lot of video games
with our little boy, Otis, which his mother is
super excited about.
Yeah.
Nothing like having, you know, an addict
energy in a six-year-old.
Just waking you up and immediately wanting to go,
hey dad, can we play spider-man.
But that's what I've been doing.
Have you been enjoying it?
Yeah.
No, it's been great, yeah.
I mean it really has been.
It's been-- it's nice to be at home.
I mean, I'm not--
I should not be a teacher, I think.
And The.
Kids know that now, which is good.
How old is Otis?
Otis is six, almost 6 and 1/2.
And your daughter is--
Daughter is-- Daisy is almost four.
Yeah.
Wow.
They're about two and 1/2 years spread, yeah.
So you're not teaching them?
Or--
That's them.
Who's--
They're on the outside.
Who's teaching them?
Well the teachers at school.
Daisy's been going to a little study program.
And Otis we got working.
Good.
[LAUGHTER]
It's pretty good.
He's a musician isn't he?
A little bit, yeah.
He skews musical for sure, Yeah.
I-- we got him for his sixth birthday-- brilliant idea,
right at the beginning.
You know, we didn't know this thing
was gonna be going on for months and months, right.
So his birthday is April 20th.
He's a 420 baby.
And we got them a drum kit.
[LAUGHTER]
Why?
Exactly.
Because we're-- we're idiots.
We're idiot actors.
We're artists.
We don't know what we're doing.
We have no-- are just-- oy oy oy.
But what's nice is he plays in rhythm.
One drum at a time.
He's not-- he's no Dave Grohl quite yet.
Not yet.
But, you know, he's boom, pa, poo, cshh.
And I got, like, muted cymbals, and then sticks
that are a little bit quieter, but yeah.
We had some-- my mom came to town
to visit because she was just jonesing to see the grandkids.
It's been months and months.
And she flew out, the mask, the whole bit.
And the second she came in, she just wanted to talk
and just, you know, how's everything going.
Right.
And he just played the drums right through it.
Just could not be bothered to listen or talk.
[LAUGHS]
She flew out for that.
Just to hear bing bong.
Absolutely.
I could've-- I've sent her many videos like that.
Right.
But yeah, no he's a little drummer boy.
And then Daisy's, like, the lyricist.
Daisy does-- and then we have this little keyboard.
What do you mean, lyricist?
She-- I think-- she sings, but you can't-- she sings all day
and all originals.
No covers out of this kid.
It's all-- it's all original lyrics, original tunes.
Maybe something every now and then will sound like, you know,
"Into The Unknown" from Frozen 2 or something,
but I don't think we're in a copyright situation yet.
[LAUGHTER]
I mean, I don't know that stuff.
But, you know.
But she's just sitting on the mic,
just singing about her life.
I can't quite hear her, and I'm like-- and if you look at her,
she's like, don't look at me.
And so then I was encouraging her to wear shades.
I was explaining to her how Sia--
you know, the singer-- you know, she loves, you know, her music.
And I was like, oh, you never see her eyes
when she's in concert.
Or how Kanye would wear his masks on the Yeezus tour.
And so we're slowly moving into that anonymity through her art.
She might be Banksy.
That's all I know.
A lot of people are going, who's Banksy?
Exactly.
And that's his gift.
And they're going to look it up.
We're making Banksy even more famous right now.
We have to take a break while you look up Banksy,
and then we'll be back.
It's spelled with a "y," not an "ie."
"Y," yeah.
With a "y."