tim what is your problem not knowing
crab meat in loss of the season this
cross is nice man
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what is it
right now
deep breath deep um
hold on hold on hold on everybody find
your cheek mm-hmm
find your zen
oh god
welcome y'all to basic to boujee what's
up y'all on tim jonathan i'm darren big
baby brand and i'm justina valentine you
know what it is this is the show we try
three different kinds of two different
foods and try to determine what is the
cheapest middlest and most expensive and
and what i've learned
too i'm here tim
sorry what i've learned tim and justin
hi some basic food can be bougie that's
a good point because sometimes bougie
food can be better
yeah yes
i have a lot of energy today
you're giving me white girl concert
vibes
basic round basic rounds let's get into
it we need a name spencer spencer hold
us down big dog
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it feels like banana bread that's frozen
is this a pumpkin why is it feeling like
is it a basketball let's see if it
bounces no i don't know it's some kind
of fruit yeah weird fruit the pineapple
looks like broccoli i feel like does it
have a steel oh is it uh artichoke
what is it it's breaking apart it smells
like broccoli smell it oh it's
cauliflower
oh man vegetables they got broccoli's
albino cousin oh before we go did you
know that broccoli is man-made
cauliflower is man-made so it's broccoli
you're lying rocky is not a vegetable
it's a man-made vegetable
will you stop wait i'm this is not like
me put it down look at the
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you know i don't feel like eating
cauliflower without gelatin anymore i
feel like we need a knife lime jelly
if they want us to eat this it better
have some ranch
when i say cauli you say flour cauli
flour cauliflower
here's my thing uh-huh right i've heard
of cauliflower rice i'm not tripping off
that yeah i've actually had this before
my old lady's very healthy snuck this on
me one day little deep-fried situation
snuck it on me one day and i was like
ooh this is 8 12. she like ain't out of
coffee i almost kicked out the house
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the pizza i've had this before
cauliflower crust it's not bad it's not
bad i kind of like it feels healthier
than like just bread is it lighter yes
less calories what will they come up
with next i'ma just leave you alone
let's get started
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cheers cheers no need to touch food
yeah i didn't touch your mouth yet
i just love bacon that's delicious
mm-hmm
you know what it tastes like um you all
go to the store and they got that
section of pizza there's all of them a
dollar frozen that's what this tastes
like
this is what you need when you're hungry
pop it in the microwave that's good i'm
not mad oh it's okay i'm almost done
with my slice just eat over the plate
my favorite food well
where we going let's get the rice out
the way
what's in here
oh what is this like a soup
hmm
i really don't want to eat it it's not
bad something's sweet is there like
pumpkin in there what is it
you know that's why people crippling
something that's kind of sweet in here
oh this is a pumpkin pie you're right
like a butternut squash or something
it's not bad
oh god i can't get over the texture okay
i'm cooling it
it's not good it's not good it's not bad
i couldn't eat a whole bowl of this all
right let's let's try the uh
[ __ ] to take your thing for us you got
about seven more taps it was gonna be
impressive that was it yeah
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cheers
[Laughter]
i'll still eat it
i like it and it's spicy
it's healthy so you can eat 30. oh kind
of spicy is this like a different kind
of this is like a tempura like a
japanese fried situation i'm not mad at
it mm-hmm i'll take another one
that's cool i'm nice with cauliflower i
think we all like cauliflower
we can't go that far the nuggets was all
right but let's not say we out here at
the store like oh cauliflower you're
never saying that you deep fry anything
and dip it in some sauce that's fine
it's gonna be good all right let's judge
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all right these can't be that expensive
which one's the fried ones yeah but also
like you can get those frozen yeah okay
that's that's true
the pizza the pizza
i want to say the bowl is probably the
most if there was a
butternut squash pumpkin whatever it is
in there yeah maybe that wasn't
confident at all yeah i'm not i could go
either way either way my thing i'm just
trying to get a piece of the pie oh
i don't want to squash any beef that we
need as well this is such my favorite
little nugget
wow
hey man you guys are cauliflower
no no no no no no
i didn't know you said about saying i'm
trying to just get to this chicken you
know what i mean because it's called
like chicken but i didn't get the okay
yeah man you you yeah i mean i like your
pizza
no no all right so i don't know with
these i i really feel like the bowler's
more expensive i'm really not sure so
yeah me neither like because the issue
right is because you feel like they got
to do so much to the coffee flower to
make it good so it's like
what happened how much effort went into
each one yeah the pizza might take a lot
of work to make because it's like you
got to make into the cross and i don't
know what you want to do
leave it we're going to stick with it
okay
cheapest
middlest most expensive all right
all right guys
ah
damn all bad cheapest butternut squash
risotto
it's rice we shouldn't know right yeah
risotto yep three dollars a low carb
version of delicious classic middle is
kung pao cauliflower seven dollars
cauliflower florets covered in light
tempura batter baked crispy on the
outside tender on the inside i knew that
part much as this one gluten-free
cauliflower cheese pizza 12.
crust made from cauliflower top with
traditional tomato-based sauce and a
blend of mozzarella and provolone
chicken oh it's real cheese
i mean worse
this was just a hard round it's
cauliflower it's not like we're just
picking out cauliflower every day to
even know this exactly yeah and anybody
who knows this off the bed less weird
who lives off cauliflower cauliflower
gang let's throw that out there bougie
round
oh blah blah blah
what are you doing god damn it it's
justina man
did he drop it already no all right be
careful a little hot it's hot a little
hot you yeah you're burning up
oh that is warm oh it's warm warm oh
[ __ ] that's hot smells like chicken or
onion or something what is this
it's giving me soup vibes but it's not
soup again smells kind of oniony
hmm it smells like some type of italian
food is this little i need my onions
oh yeah
oh my goodness that's right
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it can't be yeah i i mean i wouldn't say
that it's in the freezer section
anything in the freezer section could be
basic but there's also a way to make it
bougie yeah look
this is they've bought i mean i guess
yeah
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they fight it by combining lasagna and
pizza there's some nice regal on there
some nice mozzarella roses cheese we're
good real quick
you know i'm always going to say i want
to go with the pizza first but let's get
it
cheers
no need to touch food yes
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it's falling off that's amazing
like the meatballs on top
wow
that's good you mean that crust this
brush is nice man real nice
yeah
it's giving me
high school pizza vibes that the cheese
you can pull off it's comfortable it's
like it brings you back it's comfort
food right here
the crust looks so good i just need to
mm-hmm
oh 100 what is it
right now
wow let's go for a celebration we
haven't had much
i almost got on my pizza we haven't had
much of those this season this is it for
her that's great okay okay we gotta move
on
let's get right into it do you bake
lasagna at home no i don't make anything
kind of italian are you i know i should
learn i mean that out loud i want to do
like cereal and egg omelette italian
cereal
it's just sauce i know your people i
know your people are watching this right
now i am mortified mamma mia
you know what this is something healthy
you think so it just tastes like lasagna
to me there's fish in here there's
there's there's no there's not fish
there's cheese there's more forgot the
cheese in here oh wait wait wait cheese
lasagna there's some there is
fish or something right you're right
thank you it's a scallop it's a scallop
oh
i don't know what fish tastes like i
didn't had octopus squid fish yeah this
is fake fish real fish salmon fish vegan
fish it's either like where was that
where is all the way at the bottom it's
a little tiny ball in there
it's small and because things in water
don't belong in lasagna i'm good on that
it doesn't taste bad though i'm not
saying it's not bad but things that live
in water do not belong in lasagna hmm
but does that make it expensive
definitely kicks it up a little bit i
don't care what it does
things in the water
do not belong and lasagna
italy is surrounded by water yeah
so now we're going to go by the land
okay all right let me go to the sweet
all right
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chocolate lasagna
yeah a little darren justina combination
here
just had to throw her in there
couldn't let you enjoy your moment
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you guys you guys created something
beautiful here
mm-hmm
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just hold it down
oh my gosh that's really good
yeah are you saving that for later
wow i am married somebody put the
camera's here
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ah this is tricky too this is tricky why
do i feel like the cakes in the middle
cake is delicious but how much could the
cake like really really cost yeah i mean
cake calls though it can't cake like
that it can yeah i mean it's literally
thick
if you get that at a nice restaurant
yeah like this is a quality cake it's a
quality cake and then we got the lasagna
that tripped us up with the little i
don't know if that was a
some kind of fish which does not belong
lasagna it was all right though maybe it
might be like this
that's tough should it be like that we
gotta i don't know you're italian you
should be doing this
well i don't know what kind of fish was
in the lasagna but if this is just like
a regular slice not vegan nothing like
that i think this slice could be the
cheapest and this has like the layer of
fish in it so i feel like okay that
bumps that up a little bit
and then the the cake just looks so
fancy it's layered it has a chocolate
flecks i don't know
i would probably have to go with that
it's on you i don't even think they want
us to get it right so you want to switch
to lasagna and pizza i don't i mean
we're not gonna like get canceled if we
could keep you the wrong island i don't
think so
i mean you never know
the italians might feel disrespectful
i know
i got to take this one
i'm going to take this one square on my
shoulders so we're going with pizza
cheapest lasagna meatless and the
delicious cake yeah most expensive
spencerini i kind of feel like i should
read this one you took charge on this so
we're gonna let you i did
here we go
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not one plate is in the right spot the
cake is the cheapest one the cake is
chocolate lasagna 11 a plate made of
eight decadent layers of rich fudgy
brownie and sweet vanilla frosting
topped with chocolate drizzle here's how
they messed this up this season however
even the cheapest one is still expensive
it looks exactly we got to stop going by
price decking yeah at this point that's
where we stop because it'll be like the
cheapest one forty dollars that's
exactly the same prices at eight it's
just on my mind all right all right go
ahead
so the next is the lasagna pizza
that's the middle
it's 15 pizza top with sausage or goat
homemade marinara sauce and fresh
parsley okay i want to know what kind of
seafood was in this thing the most
expensive oh
that's why
lobster lasagna
42
made with regatta fresh mozzarella
tomatoes and mouth-watering
lobster chunks cam what is your problem
not knowing crab meat in lots of the
seasons why why is the seafood on me it
didn't taste like lobster right it
didn't taste like but i'm not saying it
tastes fishy yes and we all name it
three times darren we all said it was a
kind of fish but can we agree didn't
taste like lobster
what did it taste like we all said it's
fishy yeah fish coats yeah
tim don't know scallops crab meat
lobster chunks
do you supposed to be the seafood
specialist i'm all the fried food
specialist everything that's fried food
i got an italian here what the [ __ ] are
you here for glorified all my people
watching this i'm sorry i'm having an
off day is valentine even your real last
name of cool cities
i'm darren big baby bryan i'm team
chantarongsu i'm justina valentine and
she's the fakest italian you'll ever
meet this is basically mortified hey
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dear heavenly father please enter into
our taste buds
and open our eyes and our minds and our
hearts the different
flavors
and textures
let the booziness overflow through our
body
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and please lord speak to us and let us
judge these foods properly in jesus name
i pray everybody
amen
spencer
that's off one of my favorite shows
spencer was such an [ __ ]
should we run with it was hilarious
let's keep it
just be regular