>>> AND NOW WE RETURN TO 1955. HEY, THOSE TWO DON'T SEEM TO
LIKE EACH OTHER. >> SISTER, YOU'RE LOOKING LOVELY
IN OUR DEAD MOTHER'S PEARLS. >> AND YOU'RE LOOKING LOVELY IN
OUR DEAD FATHER'S PEARLS. >> WELL, TODAY'S THE DAY.
>> YES, IT IS. THE ADMIRAL IS COMING TO SPEAK
AWAY. >> HE'S NEVER TAKEN A WIFE
BEFORE, OR EVEN A SINGLE GIRLFRIEND.
BUT THAT WILL CHANGE WHEN HE SEES US.
>> YES, HE'LL CHOOSE BETWEEN US SISTERS, WHOEVER HE FINDS THE
MOST SEXUALLY GORGEOUS. >> WHY, SISTER, YOUR HAIR IS A
MESS. WHY DON'T YOU PUT ON THIS HAT.
>> WELL, THAT'S AN ANVILLE. >> SO IT IS.
I THOUGHT IT WAS A BERET. >> SISTER, WHY DON'T YOU SIGN
YOUR BIRTHDAY CARD. >> WHY, THIS IS A SUICIDE NOTE.
>> I THOUGHT YOU WERE TURNING 90.
>> SISTER, YOU'RE LOOKING CHILLY, WHY DON'T YOU PUT ON
THIS SCARF. >> THAT'S A BOA CONSTRICTOR.
>> OH, SO IT IS. I THOUGHT IT WAS A PASHMINA.
>> WHY DON'T YOU POP THIS LITTLE MINT.
>> THAT'S AN ACTUAL BOMB. [ DOORBELL ]
>> THE ADMIRAL. >> HELLO, LADIES.
>> HELLO, ADMIRAL, WHICH OF US WILL BE THE OBJECT OF YOUR
ATTRACTION? >> SISTERS, I'M BACK FROM WAR.
>> HELLO, SAILOR. >> BROTHER, YOU'RE INTERRUPTING.
>> WE'RE SEDUCING THIS MAN. >> OH, SISTERS, I RAN ALL THE
WAY HERE FROM THE PACIFIC THEATER.
I'M AWFUL SWEATY. >> HOW DO YOU DO?
>> ADMIRAL, WE'RE SO SORRY FOR THE WRETCHED INTRUSION FROM OUR
PESKY BABY BROTHER JULIAN. YEAH, BUT HE WASN'T AN ADMIRAL
LIKE YOU, HE WAS JUST A PESKY OFFICER.
>> NO, NO, I GOT PROMOTED. >> OH, REALLY, TO WHAT?
>> PASS AROUND PARTY BOTTOMS. >> I THINK THE ADMIRAL IS
FEELING SOMETHING ABOUT JULIAN. >> YES, I'M CLOCKING IT.
>> MY, I'VE GROWN SO MUCH SINCE THE LAST TIME I WAS HERE.
LET ME MEASURE MYSELF AGAINST THIS WALL.
YES, I'M TALLER THAN I WAS HERE AND HERE AND EVEN HERE.
LOOKS LIKE I GOT TALLER, BUT I'M DOWN FOR ANYTHING.
>> OH, BOY. >> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
>> ADMIRAL, WE WEREN'T EXPECTING OUR BROTHER TODAY.
WOULD YOU MIND GIVING US A MOMENT ALONE?
>> GOOD IDEA. >> IT'S A DISASTER.
>> I KNOW, WHEN DID OUR PESKY LITTLE BROTHER GET HOT.
>> HE'S TAKING THE ADMIRAL'S ATTENTION.
>> WE NEED HIM TO -- >> WELL, IF HE HAS TO BE
THERE -- >> RIGHT, RIGHT.
OH, JULIAN. >> YES?
>> GOD, PUT THAT DOWN. >> MY LOLLIPOP, BUT I WON IT IH
THE GREAT AMERICAN MOUSE CONTEST.
>> MOUSE CONTEST? >> OH, BOY, JULIAN, BAD NEWS,
THE ADMIRAL SAYS YOU'RE ANNOYING.
>> VERY ANNOYING. >> OH, NO, I DON'T WANT TO ANNOY
AN ADMIRAL. I'LL JUST TURN AROUND AND FACE
THE WALL, AND SO, HE'LL FORGET THAT I'M HERE.
>> NO, NO, NO. THAT'S ANNOYING TO LOOK AT.
>> I KNOW, I'LL HIDE MYSELF BEHIND THE COUCH, HERE, I'LL
MOVE IT AGAINST THE WALL FIRST. AH, OH, YES.
>> OH, GOD, THAT'S ANNOYING. >> YEAH, THAT'S A NUISANCE FOR
THE ADMIRAL. >> IT'S SO HEAVY THAT I'LL PUSH
IT DOWN TO HELP. >> OH, NO.
NO. >> HOLY HELL.
>> I FOUND THAT ANNOYING. >> I KNOW, I MEAN, I'M BASICALLY
HALF THERE. >> WE'LL NEVER WIN.
>> WELL, WE'LL HAVE TO SHOOT HIM.
>> YES, YOU'RE RIGHT. >> NO!
IT'S A BEST IN SHORTS. >> THAT'S EVEN CUTER.
>> THE ADMIRAL HASN'T PICKED YET.
>> YOU'RE RIGHT. IT COULD DEFINITELY STILL BE US.
THE ADMIRAL, WHO WILL HE CHOOSE? >> THE TWINK